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[What talk show] What are the original quotations?

What talk show is the original quoted from ~ Original ~ ~ ~

Ten years of cold window, one delivery.

Lan: Did you play hidden rules when you were a child?

I'll go ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ yours.

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2-minute maid activity invitation short film:

1. Blue: Don't give the warmest applause.

2. Lan: Because I like Miao Miao, I bid farewell to homosexuality completely.

3. Lan: Our program is anti-fascist, and that's how most hooligans find confidence.

4. L: I'm steve martin Lan Zhi, and this program is exclusively sponsored by mobile phones, sewing machines for mobile phones.

Lan: Graduated from the Otolaryngology Department of the Central Conservatory of Music.

6. blue; Singer Zhu Hao has gone a long way from Happy Boys to Super Girls, and the operation is also very hard.

Lan: Xiao Miao, his broadcasting is very good. He was released by Zambian TV.

8. Lan: He likes playing basketball. He hit the best home run.

9. Lan: I came to the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures.

10. Lan: Their family is rich, their father is connected, and their mother is mobile ... Miao: His mother is mobile? ...

Question 1-8:

Lan Zhi:

1. Blue: We don't have any goals, but we are going to China, the world and the universe. No one has been in charge of the observatory recently.

2. Blue: qq2005 has a new function, let me upgrade to 20 10.

When I say comrade to you, I mean to show my respect [pause]. . . ] and make fun of it

Miu: I am an honest man, not a hooligan. Lan: You are an honest rascal.

Miao: the export of residential houses is transferred to domestic sales.

Lan: I want to be handsome. I cut my hair like Kimura and learned countless big stars. Dicky Cheung still suits me.

Lan: I never eat junk food. This is delivered to your door.

Ever since Chuan Dao Yoshiko was killed, the question of which is better, KFC or M, has been under discussion.

Lan: Four famous foods in China: salted duck, Shandong goose, Guangdong dog meat and KFC.

Lan: Which is better, KFC or M? First, which one is the most important and which one looks good. Then, which straw is more. Miao: Why are there so many straws? Lan: It's really useless.

Lan: Miss KFC is uglier than Miss McDonald's.

Lan: The lobby manager looks good. In order to let her out, we had to wait for the salesgirl to make a mistake.

Miao: Of course, the most famous KFC is Chicken Blue: all he has left is chicken.

Lan: to sum up the operation [summary], KFC smells after eating, and M smells after eating. Did you find it?

Miao: Coca-Cola in KFC tastes better than Pepsi in McDonald's.

Miao: Is this game a draw? Blue: Yes, 1 is 10, and I am 10 Miao: ... blue; Next time you are 1, ok? Miu: Maybe next time. ...

Samuel: There is always only one blue fact: Yes, there can be several facts.

4. Lan Yan: I never watch Altman, poisoning the younger generation and being childish and vulgar. This is a soft aggression by militarism against us! What an unbearable situation this is! Of course, I have seen it, too. Every time in the dead of night, I will turn on the computer to look for downloads.

But when I watch these movies, I look at them with a critical eye, with hatred and with the indignation of a conscientious person! I want to see how Japan's violent culture poisons the innocent hearts of teenagers step by step. I never watch Altman, let alone Mom and Dad King M78, a country of light. I don't know what the first generation Altman Saiwen Altman Jack Altman Ultranman Taro Leo Altman Eddie Altman, what Diga, Dana, Gaia, Gauss, Neysters, Max.

Xiaomiao studies very hard. She had a hard time reciting last night, and her clothes were covered with words. She lost a lot of weight, from 50 kilograms to 40 kilograms. I can't resist.

Lan: At first, we helped our friends. They were so heroic, heroic and kind.

Next year is the first anniversary of Miao Miao. I'm Lan Zhi, and Miao has passed away.

Lan: I will buy more Zhu Hao records and 100 Zhu Hao records ... promotional paper.

Lan: As long as you work hard, this program will definitely become a super Saiyan on the Red Cross Network [Oh, no, talk show].

6. blue; I met an old classmate yesterday, and now she is at Nanyang Technological University in Singapore. Miao: Are you from Singapore too? Lan: Xinjiekou is free to see her. Miao: How can I get there? Lan: Take the No.9 bus. Samuel: It's Xinjiekou! Lan: The No.60 bus has also arrived.

Miao: The chicken wings fell off, and it was found that the root and tip of the wings could be sold separately.

Lan: Ken and Mai are similar in many aspects, such as products, drinks ... styles.

7. Excerpts from the original comic dialogue [I am Altman]

Miao: Altman?

Lan: Not slow. We are not slow.

Muse: Yo, you are an alien in that case.

Lan: no, no, no. I have a household registration book of the earth.

Lan: I was appointed by a special organization. Oh, no, I sent it.

I have a special title. I am the Yuhuatai Office of the Kingdom of Light in China, Jiangsu and Nanjing, and the peace ambassador in Gulou area.

Miao: I said your occupation sounds like this bandit who just came down the mountain.

Lan: Oh, that's a sideline. That's a sideline. I take it occasionally.

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Miao: Altman was intrigued?

Lan: Of course, Altman is also interested.

Samuel: I said, why are you interested?

Lan: Altman didn't go to school when we were young, so we were divided into mainstream and non-mainstream Altman.

Miu: hmm?

Lan: You know there is a king named Otto in our bright country.

Miao: Oh, your boss.

Lan: Well, there is also a father named Otto.

Miao: Oh, you two are in charge.

Lan: No, they all have the same title.

Miu: Oh

Lan: On the surface, their titles are the same. Fighting in private is none of my business.

Samuel: Oh, it's none of your business.

Lan: That is to say, when I was young, the mainstream followed Otto's father and the non-mainstream followed Otto's king.

Miu: Then who are you with?

Lan: Of course I am the mainstream. I live by the mainstream. Wow, hahahahahaha ... mainstream, hahaha ...

Miao: What a coincidence.

Lan: There is a couplet in our school.

Miao: Oh, you still put up couplets.

Lan: Yes, it's our school anniversary.

Miao: Oh, is the Spring Festival coming soon?

Lan: We are couplets at the door.

Miao: the first part

Lan: The first part is: Who should I protect?

Miu: bottom line

Lan: Who will protect me?

Miao: Horizontal batch

Lan: World peace, thank you.

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Lan: The same is true in our country, which conducts exam-oriented education under the banner of quality education. We are also very bitter. We have a teacher named Otto's mother.

She was hit hard, that is, she died, and she was bleeding. Why are some Altman's skin red, some all red and some half red? Tyrosevenreo is the kind of person who has been beaten and is about to be rescued.

Lan: We in Altman also have our own sports meeting.

Blue: It's called the Olympic Games. This is different from your earth.

Miao: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Can I sue you for infringement?

Lan: Is your earth also called the Olympic Games?

Miao: It was called this name many years ago.

Lan: The slogan of our Olympic Games is Faster and Stronger.

Miu: So what's higher?

Lan: What?

Samuel: Higher.

Lan: Altman, can we go any higher? If we were taller, we would have to lift the roof. . .

Lan: We can fly.

Miao: Then you can basically travel all over the world.

Lan: Oh, no, no, you don't know this very well. We Altman don't go everywhere.

Miao: Is there anything else to go?

Blue: Yes, yes.

Miu: where?

Lan: Let's not talk about distance. Suppose there is a place in East Asia where I won't go.

Miu: where?

Blue: four words.

Miao: East Asia is a good place.

Lan: no, no, no. I just don't want to go to a country with only four words.

Samuel: Four words?

Lan: It's called "Koryo Bonzi", also called Korea.

Miao: As blind as a bat!

Lan: Well, you're right.

Miu: hmm?

Lan: We Altman are as blind as a bat. Although our Altman's eyes are all two eggs, some Altman has two points in it, and some Altman really has no eyes. Of course it depends on the taste. . .

Lan: But there is one thing that makes me angry in China. That is, every time I go to the bank to go to the ATM, I tear the hole open every time I withdraw money, and then I pull out the money. No, someone else can rob it. Isn't my name written on it?

Miu: What's your name?

Lan: It's just an ATM, Altman. Choose the Confucius Temple in battle. Because of the battery, Altman can stay for 3 minutes, and he can use 180 seconds.

Question 9- 1 1:

1. Miao: 196 China's masterpiece [Noisy Heaven], Monkey King Lan: Yes, Super Saiyan.

2. Blue: You are a donkey!

Lan: Huluwa is called Armageddon! Super gourd 7 brothers], big baby red, second baby non-mainstream color. ...

4. Blue: The waist of the snake demon is very thin, 7.5 inches.

Miao: There is a Chinese cartoon that is now banned. Have you ever seen the protagonist in underwear [Haier Brothers]? Lan: What's the big deal? I've seen Hulu Wa wearing nothing.

6. Blue: Hello, Haier brothers. It's all Mayan culture. ...

Tell us how to live without clothes.

7. Ah, ha, ha, ha, that's Captain Black Cat.

8. Blue: Trilogy of the Motherland, classic animation [Shuk and Vegeta] ... Vegeta ... The author is Tuge Murphy, oh, no, it's Zheng.

9. One flies the plane and the other is in charge. ..

10. blue: big head son and small head ... blue Miao together: hey! Of course, I like my mother who has a perm inside.

Big-headed son, the first one is big, and the father is gone.

1 1. Blue: Popeye, if a spinach gives him so much strength, it means it is genetically modified. I hope that the relevant parts will be brought to justice.

12. Miao: the robot cat drawer opens in blue, and a household registration book comes out.

13. Blue: Fujiko F. Buxiong, the author of the robot cat, right? Miu Miu H. Tadashichiro, that was his stage name when he was a traitor.

14. Miao; The Sage is about a group of adults training a group of people ... Lan: This is the princess.

Lan: Saint! 12 warrior! Twelve women in Jinling! [Zodiac]

Lan: Many people like basketball just to watch dunks. I am also one of the victims.

Blue; Why can't you play basketball? A team of more than 40 people is so interesting. Miao: Let me serve.

Lan: Cats and mice are interesting. What's the point of beating around the bush?

Question 12- 15:

1. Blue: Zhu Hao has many representative songs, including Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Mixed Edition, Naughty Single Edition, Naughty Ordinary Edition, Naughty Silent Edition, Naughty Special Edition and Naughty Pirated Edition. .....

2. Lan Hao, a host and a singer, doesn't rob business. In the future, Lan Zhi won't sing and Zhu Hao won't talk ... Can't you be reserved when you get up in Zhu Haohong?

3. Lan: Welcome to the talk show bus. I'm Lan Zhi. Don't buy tickets when you get on the bus. Please throw away your monthly ticket.

4. Lan: You and I will host. Do you have any last words?

Blue; Can you let me know when the album will come out? Hao: Hao Lan: I'm going to ... dinner and a walk on the night of the album release.

5. Lan: Have you ever eaten candied haws? I don't even eat gourds.

Hao: marshmallows are colored, pink and blue; Yes, and direct cotton.

6. Popcorn is not complicated. Take Chris Lee there. It can be used after it is fried.

7. Painting syrup was dispersed by mainstream schools.

8. When I was a child, I wanted to know how long the scroll was. After pulling, I understand that I can eat enough even if it doesn't take long.

Lan: The name of the dog you learned was Miao: Wang Wang ... Lan: That gift package was from childhood ... The golden monkey was torn down, and there were so many happy people. There is a kind of food that changes according to your taste.

9. Our family is poor, and we only have a small black-and-white TV. Later, when I got rich, I changed to a 34-inch high-definition black-and-white TV.

No. 16-22

1. Lan: Xiaomiao doesn't miss him very much. He logged into QQ at my home. I missed him very much and guessed the password there, because Miao Miao's smart password is only 3 digits.

2. Lan: Do you dare not watch the Spring Festival Evening? You are afraid to watch the Spring Festival Gala under such great pressure, which shows how much you resist the mainstream media and how brave you are in life. I suggest you go to North Korea.

3. Miao: I am alone in the Spring Festival Evening; Enough weight.

4. Little Tiger's famous song [Red Grasshopper] ... Yuanxiao also sang [The Starlight is the Worst Tonight].

5. Our ratings are hovering between 100% and 100%. 95% of the Spring Festival Gala ... or 90%.

6. Blue: Golf is the MVP of China Men's Football Team in its only glorious period.

7. Speaking of Pinker chips, I haven't eaten them, but I have a question. Why is the American version of Bike potato chips a little more salty than the China version, with less paper for packaging and less 2 yuan, DHL and white cheese bottles? ...

8. The hottest potato chips now are the fun of Pepsi. ...

9. I buy happiness I usually buy original food. I bought a packet of tomato-flavored ones first. I took it home and washed all the spices before eating it.

M: You can eat mashed potatoes directly.

10. Blue: (I had a water margin certificate when I was a child). You have Wu Yong's card, I have Lin Chong's card, you have Ruan Xiaoer's card, I have Lu's card and I have Harry Potter's card!

1 1. Blue: When I was a child, there was a classic advertisement called [Yanwu] Miao: You have a good hobby, which is blue; Not a steel pipe! There it is. Many people followed.

Miao: Yes, that's right. Lan: Hey! Why don't you understand Miao: If I do, I'll be in trouble! Blue; The kind that buys tickets! Miao: Nonsense, which game won't you buy tickets? Lan: Oh, what a nuisance! Let's go! Miao: ....

12 Miao: When were you killed by negligence?

13. blue: how to read it without the blue sky in the middle.

14: blue: Xiao Miao, the female character group of the 2000 Paralympic Games in Sydney, made unremitting efforts to rank among the top eight.

15. Blue: The last dignity of a crab before it dies is to walk vertically.

16. No gifts are accepted this year. Only Edison Chen, Edison Chen, Edison Chen, Edison Chen, Edison Chen, your ~ ~ relatives ~!

Lan Zhi mobile phone, sewing machine in mobile phone. Ba Jin Lan Zhi, the king-blue, I dare not talk to him about ordinary people.

Li Ning, is everything possible?

17. When I was a child, I didn't understand why fake advertisements on TV could still be broadcast. When you grow up, you'd better not understand.

18. There is a very good watch recently. I first stewed [Laus Denton] separately, and then added fire without affecting the overall taste.

19, LAN: Xifeng said that men in the world run when they see me, and when they see him, they run. I think she is wrong. The earth is round.

20. Lan: Feng Jie's favorite poet is Gu Cheng [famous poet, 1993 killed his wife and committed suicide]. Does it mean that she knows her ending?

Issue 23: Lan Zhi criticizes North Korea.

1. Bangzi is a great country. It recently bought a set of affordable housing in that place by the sea and temporarily lived in this place in South Korea. It is estimated that the loan will be repaid every three years.

2. North Korea itself can't even solve the civil war, so I, Lan Zhi, doubt their fertility. We are glad that they don't have genetically modified substances. However, we suspect that it is a descendant of China Football Association.

3. What are you talking about? South Korea gave birth to the Yellow River culture. Oh, is this Sanlu milk?

Confucius is Korean and Zhuangzi is Korean. You are only right in one sentence, that is, Lao Tzu is indeed your ancestor.

The most exasperating thing is that he said that the four great inventions were made in Korea, so it is estimated that gunpowder was used at the beginning of plastic surgery.

6. In Japan, the weather forecast is one word, and it will rain all over the country. In that case, South Korea's weather forecast has only four words-ask North Korea.

24-25 issues

1. Miao: Why is it so possible to publish the manuscript? Because he can't read

2. On Lan's birthday: Thank Miao for sending me a pair of couplets, which Aunt jiaozi bought at first sight.

3. Lan: I am twenty years old, and I know my destiny.

4. Lan: At the age of 20, my parents attached great importance to my birthday, because I married my parents at the age of 30 and spent my last time with them at the age of 20.

Lan: Now the child is a little emperor, and he will be in Li Zicheng in another birthday.

6. Blue: Bald head with bangs.

7. Blue: Watch and learn blue records. You can't succeed with knowledge.

8. Blue: Abdominal resonance and pelvic resonance of chest resonance.

9. Blue: Everyone is dissatisfied with domestic animation. Miao: I'm not satisfied either.

Lan: I am very satisfied.

Miu: ah.

Lan: We are talking about crosstalk anyway.

26-30 issues

1. Miao: How were you born? Lan: I'm simple. I would never ask such a question, because I believe I will understand it later. Miao: ...

Blue: We grow up when we don't cheat.

Lan: I don't know why my mother blindfolded me when I was watching TV when I was a child.

4. Blue: Our program has set a record. Chinese programs should have subtitles, otherwise they can't be understood.

5. Blue: When I was a child, everyone liked the zoo. People and animals were mixed together.

6. Blue: When I was a child, I wrote a composition to supplement the figures. There are monkeys, orangutans and baboons. You guessed it. Blue: Little Miaomiao: I was just about to say how I got in. Blue: Just because they are all one species. And the end of the composition must be [reluctant to go back], and it must be an exclamation point.

7. Blue: There is a poem praising the teacher: Spring silkworms die. It's gone.

8. Lan Zhi [comment on childhood]:

Having said so many things about my childhood, I want to remember them. When we can't do this, we grow up. But it's true. I liked it when I was a child. I want to understand it. I want to continue studying it. When I grow up, I suddenly find that some things can't be done. Sometimes I say why, when I was a child, I envied adults, and when I grew up, I envied people born after 90. It is estimated that the post-90 s people have already become a reality. I just hope that the post-90s generation will soon enter the society, or become a reality. You can still keep a copy of the innocence of that year. Well, our project can make you change something, keep some innocence, and keep some of the best memories of your childhood.

"Because in any case, a person's life may take many, many roads and become very realistic, but you have to remember that people are the end, and the real soul still has to return to the truth, so the memory of childhood is still your final destination and your starting point."

"So I also hope that everyone can cherish that year, cherish this touch, rely on these touches and memories of that year, find an expectation and goal that truly belongs to childhood, work hard and survive in reality. Lan Zhi and Miao Miao wish everyone success! "

9. Blue: The world is changing rapidly. Zhu Yuanzhang is still China today, and the sky belongs to North Korea.

10. Lan: Did you play with hidden rules when you were a child?

1 1. Miao: When I was a child, I liked to play a game called hopscotch and often played with girls.

Blue: Do you want to play inside or outside the house?

12. Miao: I remember playing another game, that is ... can you separate?

Lan: Oh, no, no … I won't cheat. I'm not a mistress!

13. Miao: I liked to fold frogs when I was a child. The frog bounced forward after pressing his ass.

Lan: Isn't it the same as flushing the toilet after you go to the toilet?

14. Lan: When I was a child, I liked making sandbags, but no matter how much I like making sandbags, I still like eating bean bags.

15. Blue: Boy, the best thing to play when I was a child was playing with glass, and then the insurance company paid for 925 copper glass ... Miao: It was a glass ball.

16. Lan: Do you know who plays glass balls best? Tiger Woods.

17. Miao: Actually, my favorite thing to do-flying kites.

Lan: Oh, how about the minute hand? That is, the hour hand moved past and the minute hand finally won.

18. Miao: I really doubt if you are a boy. Lan: I told you I was coming soon.

19. Blue: When I was a child, I liked to turn pens, from one tiger hole to the second tiger hole, the third tiger hole, the fourth tiger hole and then to the teacher's tiger hole.