Ask two people to have a humorous English conversation.

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on the porch.

"I can't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What is the secret of your happiness and longevity?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whisky a week, eat high-fat food and never exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," said the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

The secret of longevity

A lady walked up to the little old man rocking in a chair on the porch.

"I was surprised to find out how happy you are," said the lady. "What is the secret of your happiness and longevity?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whisky a week, eat high-fat food and never exercise."

"Oh, it's amazing," said the lady. "Are you old?"