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red blossoms and green leaves

A: I am a joke. He is a comedian.

We are partners.

A: What I want to bring to you is a traditional cross talk performed by Jia Ling, which is called "Taking turns to tease". Thank you. .

What about me?

Aren't you here?

B: I'm here. Why didn't you report me?

A: Hug? Hug you? Let me hug you in front of all these people.

B: What? I said you didn't report me when you reported the actor's name just now.

Oh, you are a comedian. Do you still need newspapers?

How fresh.

A: All right, all right, let's do it again. The following is the traditional crosstalk of Jia Ling and others.

B: I have been waiting for more than half a day, and I am still waiting. No, why should I wait when I get here?

Don't forget I'm joking, you're laughing.

I don't even have a name here.

Oh, you are a comedian. Let me compare you.

B: Where does the competition come from?

A: You are the deaf ear-match, marry a wife and fight-join in the fun.

B: Let's hear what it's called. There is a saying that red flowers need green leaves.

Are you the only one who returns to the green leaves? Death is just a rotten leaf.

No, if my leaves are rotten, then your flowers are popcorn.

Yo, you are a comedian. How dare you talk to a comedian like that?

B: Oh, there is a famous saying in our phonograph circle, which is called "three points to tease and seven points to hold". I hope I can encourage you.

A: what do you mean, three points to tease and seven points to hold?

B: That is to say, you are a joker, accounting for 30%, and I am a joker, accounting for 70%.

A: In that case, 99.9% of our jokes and your 0. 1% jokes are weak.

B: Still weak?

A: You are just a layer of distilled water.

B: Let's just say that we are 100% winners. You have no distilled water, you have nothing, you have nothing.

No, why do you look so anxious?

Can I take my time? Look down on me so much.

So I wasn't kidding you just now?

Just kidding.

A: You can't leave. My little red flower depends on your rotten leaves. . By your big green leaves

Oh, let's put it this way. Today, I, a big green leaf, will definitely detonate your popcorn. . No, little red flower.

A: then let's continue to play.

B: Acting.

A: But if we have to act again, we can't act as we did just now.

B: Oh, how to play?

A: That depends on what the audience likes to watch.

What do people like to watch?

A: Let me ask you first. What does your family like to see?

Our family likes different things. My mother likes watching romantic dramas, and my father likes watching martial arts movies, especially what Korean dramas my wife likes to watch. It's all different

A: Not necessarily. Today, in front of so many audience friends, we will make a new scene and meet friends of all tastes.

B: How can you be satisfied?

A: Let's make fun of that passage and translate it into different versions.

What versions are there?

What do you say your mother likes to watch?

Romantic dramas, especially Qiong Yao's.

Then let's have a Qiong Yao version of the teasing theory.

Qiong Yao's version is very interesting?

A: Qiong Yao's version cannot be called a joke.

B: what should I call it?

A: Peng is very funny.

B: that sounds very poetic. Let's see how it feels.

Let's play again.

B: Come on.

Get back on the court.

(Love is deep, rain and dew, music starts)

Wow, isn't this my brother?

B: You're not a sister?

A: Mm-hmm.

How did you get here?

Yes, I'm here to perform.

What a coincidence! I'm also here to perform.

But I'm kidding. You're laughing.

B: Does this mean that winning the championship is not important?

A: Brother, please, don't argue with me, okay?

Not so good.

Well, in that case, we might as well have a showdown. On the stage, I am a little red flower, and you are just a rotten leaf.

B: What, you, how could you? You can't do that.

A: Then what should I do?

B: If I am a rotten vegetable leaf, then you are popcorn.

A: That's enough! I don't want to hear you lecture me, you bitch.

What are you talking about, calling me a bitch? Wrong, I'm not 38, I'm not 38, I'm 37, haven't you heard the saying that three points make seven points hold?

Why do you have a problem with me? Why cheat your conscience? Why can you only be a champion?

B: Why? Why do you think it is?

A: Well, I know, you always like teasing in your heart.

Did I mention that?

A: Stop fooling yourself. Whether you admit it or not, your eyes have betrayed your heart, you know? But you like teasing, and it's just wishful thinking, because you don't deserve it. You only deserve to be a comedian.

No, no, it's not true. You are talking nonsense.

A: Calm down (knock down B)

B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why do you still hit people?

No, this is not Qiong Yao's version. Is it more sensational?

B: You are such a huge fan, son of a bitch.

Qiong Yao, what's wrong with you making some sacrifices for Qiong Yao Mini?

No, I get hurt easily here. Do you have any other versions? Are we going to change it?

Well, what do you think?

B: Then change it to something my father likes to watch.

What does he like to watch?

B: Martial arts movies.

A: Then let's have a discussion with A Jin Yong.

B: Jin Yong's version of ridicule theory? What should it be called?

A: It's called the stage hero legend.

Yo, that sounds annoying. Let's see what it feels like.

Get back on the court.

B: Come on.

(Iron Blood and Red Heart Music)

A: Who?

B: isn't this the boss of the funny gang, teasing you to play hero?

Who am I supposed to be? I used to be the leader of the Bang Bang Gang, and I was a warrior with smelly feet. What can I do for you today?

B: I heard that the funny gang leader was rude to our gang. I'm here to get justice today.

Yes, that's what I said. In our Wulin, you punters are just rotten leaves on the side door. Only when we tease you can you be called a hero in Wulin.

But someone asked me to give you a message.

A: What?

B: Nowadays, the general trend of Wulin is three-point play and seven-point praise. Your teasing gang is just expired popcorn.

Ok, let me teach you a lesson with this popcorn today, you rotten vegetable leaf.

I didn't expect you to be so rude. Today, I'm going to clean the door for Wulin. Please do it.

A: Then don't blame me for being rude. I'm at a loss.

B: Stop, stop, stop.

A: Why did it stop again?

Why do I always suffer?

A: You don't like this version either. What do you want?

B: You just need to change the version where I don't get beaten. anything else

A: Then let's change to the Korean drama version that your daughter-in-law likes to watch.

B: Is the Korean drama version funny?

A: Yes.

B: What should this be called?

A: This calls me savage teasing.

B: no, I'm going to be beaten by that name again. It's not good. You have to play a particularly beautiful woman in a Korean drama, so I won't be beaten.

A: OK, OK, please enjoy the big Jang Jin version of "Holding Doby".

I think this will do.

Get back on the court.

B: Come on.

(Dae Jang Jin started music, and they danced Korean dance. )

Party A and Party B knelt down, and Party A: # @ ...&;

B: @ # You can speak Chinese. Who can understand this?

A: I am teasing ~ ~

I am Liu ~ ~

A: I am Honghua ~ ~

B: I am a green leaf ~ ~

A: You are a rotten vegetable leaf ~ ~

B: You are popcorn ~ ~

(Two people stand up)

B: Keep going, please remember that three points win seven points.

A: Your honor, are you talking about teasing three points and holding seven points? Are you talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding?

Yes, Jiangjin. This is the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding.

A: Are you really talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding?

B: Yes, Jiangjin, this is really the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding.

A: Really, my Lord, then why is it called three-point teasing and seven-point hijacking?

B: Yes, it is long because it is composed of three parts and seven parts.

A: I never wanted to hurt any comedian. I've always been walking my own way, but now I feel I can't stick to it. I can't take it anymore. It's because of the escort thing again, and a partner sent me to this point, but do you think it doesn't matter if you treat Chang Jin like this? Do you really think it doesn't matter Do you really really think it doesn't matter? If you do that again, I'll disown you.

You'd better break up with me Your performance is worse than just hitting me.

Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really, really sad But what does this have to do with me?

B: I beg you. I can't take it anymore.

Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really, really tired? But what does this have to do with me?

B: I won't talk about this cross talk, ok?

Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Do you really, really stop talking cross talk? But what does this have to do with me?

B: Help!

Are you going to die? Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really really desperate?

Really?

A: But what does this have to do with me?