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1. If eating more fish can make people smart, you should at least eat a group of whales.

2. Life is not just an immediate life, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

3. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just pay me your savings for half a year.

fourth, it is hard to find a job, but it is not hard to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.

5. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are in the middle and ugly.

6. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.