The most complete introduction to tourist attractions

The following are classic introduction quotes for various tourist attractions, welcome to read!

1. See China’s nearly 200 years of history in Beijing, see China’s thousands of years of history in Xi’an, and see the future of China to Shanghai.

2. Having a full meal and sleeping is better than being a marshal!

3. Get on the bus to sleep, get off the bus to pee, stop to buy medicine, go back to the hotel and croak, whatever the tour guide said, it’s all I don’t know!

4. When I took the Beijing group, I realized that I was too young; when I took the Shanghai group, I realized that I knew too little; when I took the Shenzhen group, I realized that I had little money; when I took the Taiwan group, I realized that I was in poor health. Good

5. Take photos in the scenic spots during the day, sleep in the hotel at night, and throw away all the photos when you go back

6. Look at the rocks in Nanjing, the turtle heads in Wuxi, and the bridgeheads in Suzhou , Shanghai looks at the heads, Hangzhou looks at the maids, Xi'an looks at the tombs, and Beijing looks at the city walls.

7. Do you want to see the scenery without walking, or walk without seeing the scenery? When leading a group to walk on a mountain road, always tell the guests what to pay attention to.

8. Yunnan 18 monsters:

The first monster: a straw hat used as a pot lid;

The second monster: selling eggs tied up;

< p> The third strange thing: the girl is called an old lady;

The fourth strange thing: the bamboo tube is used as a tobacco pouch;

The fifth strange thing: the daddy is called a bait block;

The sixth monster: Toes are exposed;

The seventh monster: There is an extra piece of heel;

The eighth monster: Falling in love with a doll on your back;

The ninth monster Strange: The train does not connect domestically to foreign countries;

The tenth strange: Trains are not as fast as cars;

The eleventh strange: straw ropes used as belts;

No. Twelve strange things: Green vegetables are called bitter vegetables;

Thirteenth strange thing: Grasshoppers are also used as snacks;

Fourteenth strange thing: Mushrooms are sold as mushrooms;

The fifteenth strange thing: an old woman can climb a mountain faster than a monkey;

The sixteenth strange thing: a man takes care of the child;

The seventeenth strange thing: wear the same belt in all seasons;

The 18th monster: Two pounds are sold as one pound

9. The 18th monster in New Yunnan:

The 1st monster: The girl brings flowers all year round;

The second strange thing: Big girls don’t need belts;

The third strange thing: Flowers bloom all year round;

The fourth strange thing: Flowers are used as vegetables;

< p> The 5th monster: It rains in the east and the sun shines in the west;

The 6th monster: Stones grow up to the sky;

The 7th monster: No bowl or chopsticks are used to eat;

The 8th monster: Tofu is burned and sold;

The 9th monster: Carrots are also sold as fruit;

The 10th monster: Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles is loved by everyone;

Strange 11: Straw ropes are sold as firewood;

Strange 12: If you have something to say, just sing for it;

Strange 13: Young monks can fall in love ;

Strange 14: The lake is called the sea;

Strange 15: There is a village in the cave;

Strange 16: Rapeseed flowers welcome guests;

Strange 17: The volcano also attracts businessmen;

Strange 18: Chengjiang fossils are strange and strange.

10. Whether the scenery in the world is beautiful or not depends entirely on the tour guide’s mouth

11. Talents from the south, generals from the north! The emperor is buried in the loess of Shaanxi!

( Shenyang Strange Slope)

14. Southeast, northwest, middle. Find food to go to Guangdong!

15. Eat more vegetables, drink less, listen to your wife, and follow the tour guide

< p> 16. Our tour guides wake up earlier than chickens, eat worse than pigs, live worse than dogs, behave better than sheep in front of guests, and are slaughtered worse than rabbits by travel agencies

17. To appreciate the life of ordinary people, please go to Hongcun, Xidi!

To appreciate the life of the palace, go to the Forbidden City in Beijing!

18. Eight hundred miles of magical Three Gorges, three thousand years of charm in Chongqing!

19. The four strange things of the West Lake:

There are constant broken bridges, lonely mountains are not isolated, long bridges are not long, and tour guides are not able to guide you (as a tourist from Hangzhou said)

20. The beauty of Zhangjiajie all depends on the guests' legs!

21. Don't be afraid of the sky or the earth, just be afraid of Cantonese speaking Mandarin!

22. People say that Shanxi has beautiful scenery, fertile land and beautiful water. , the fragrance of grains, the left finger represents Taihang and the right finger represents Luliang.

23. A wise man loves water, a benevolent man loves mountains. Under the waterfall, there must be a deep pool.

24. The Eighteen Monsters of Lushan Mountain:

They stay with the quilt all year round. It rains in the east valley and dries in the west valley.

Three stones have become a dish, and people are walking in the clouds and mist.

The roofs are covered with iron sheets, and water is always present in the mountains and lakes.

You can’t ride a bicycle but you can compete. The peach blossoms bloom in March and April.

There is only half a street left in Kuling, where the head of state lives.

The theater only shows one tape, five kinds of religious worship.

Wear straw sandals when walking in the snow, and the world is built with villas from all over the world.

Wear a bicycle chain in winter to protect the entire mountain from cockroaches.

25. Washing hands in Huanglongtan, the old man lived to be ninety-nine.

Wash your hands in Huanglongtan, good luck will follow you at any time.

I wash my hands in Huanglongtan and sit on the mahjong table without shaking.

26. Go out for sightseeing, spend all your money, win glory for the country, and go home to enjoy the scenery

27. Pray for Mazu at sea, and worship Grandma in the mountains. (To Fujian)

28. Chongqing’s Eighteen Eccentrics:

The house is like building blocks and the mountain is covered with three-volt hot pot. I love riding in a car and cannot walk fast.

Air-conditioned cattail leaf fan At the same time, women selling sticks on their backs all over the street like to show their knees

I don’t feel comfortable taking noodles with me, so I walk shirtless on the street

It’s a lot of fun to do street visits. The newspaper is like a cabbage cub, making a bet to show your generosity

The short guy and the tall girl like to spread out mahjong to entertain the guests on the bus and set up a ring

There are weird funerals everywhere where people and places have no names. Treat it as a happy event

29. Guilin’s Eighteen Eccentrics:

The two rivers and four lakes show their grandeur, and the buses carry people for free;

I saw foreigners at the scenic spots for the first time. Five-star public toilets are not surprising;

The air is fresh and refreshing, and the rice noodles are delicious and cheap;

Ethnic villages are also built in urban areas, and unfinished buildings do not exist;

The tour guide has the ability to guide guests, and the three treasures will not deteriorate easily after being preserved for a long time;

There are old gentlemen and old ladies who can speak foreign languages. It is not bad to call friends dog meat;

Flowers bloom in all seasons. Defeat, Stalactite Cave Wonderland Competition;

Little girls and boys will not fall in love too early;

Guilin people always take Pixiu with them when they go out;

Watermelon frost is sold far away Domestic and foreign.

30. If you don’t go to Xinjiang, you won’t know how big the motherland is, and if you don’t go to Ili, you won’t know the beauty of the motherland.

31. There are several strange things that are popular in the Xinjiang Corps,

Yellow military uniforms are worn outside,

Rice paste is added with pickles,

A big girl gets married People don’t talk to outsiders,

Neighbors can’t be separated from each other,

Everyone has a Henan accent

A true portrayal of life in the Corps back then!!!

32. Wallets and wallets should be placed in the front as your own bag. (Remind guests to take care of their belongings)

33. There are four treasures in the East China Sea: crystal, rice, peanuts, and hot spring baths.

34. Born in Yangzhou, played in Hangzhou, died in Liuzhou, and buried in Huizhou.

35. Except for airplanes, everything that runs on the ground except trains, and everything that has four legs on land except tables. Cantonese people dare to eat anything!

36. The most strange thing in Yunnan is eggs. Buy them on skewers with grass.

The second strangest thing in Yunnan, the cake is called bait cake.

The third strange thing in Yunnan is three mosquitoes cooking a dish.

The fourth strange thing in Yunnan is the stone that grows to the sky.

The fifth weirdo in Yunnan takes off his straw hat and uses it as a pot lid.

The sixth strange thing in Yunnan, wearing the same clothes in all seasons.

The seventh strange person in Yunnan is an old lady who is an expert in farming.

The eighth strange thing in Yunnan, bamboo tubes can be used to make hookahs.

The ninth monster in Yunnan, the pocket pony is capable.

The tenth monster in Yunnan, the grasshopper can be used as a snack.

Yunnan’s Eleven Monsters produce good vegetables and vegetables in all seasons.

Twelve strange things in Yunnan, good cigarettes are smoked but not sold.

Thirteen strange things in Yunnan, thatch is sold well at home and abroad.

The Fourteen Monsters of Yunnan, trains are not as fast as cars.

Fifteen strange monsters in Yunnan, men take the dolls when they go out.

Sixteen monsters in Yunnan, the cave can compete with the fairyland.

The Seventeen Weird People of Yunnan, the cross-bridge rice noodles are loved by everyone.

Eighteen monsters of Yunnan, flowers blooming all year round.

37. Hunan’s three weirdos: no food without chili peppers, chewing pieces of wood in their mouths, and talking like foreigners.

38. If you are tired, think of the Long March of 25,000. If you are tired, think of Lei Feng and Dong Cunrui.