Text of Degang Guo's cross talk

Guo: Everyone loves to listen, and we also love to talk.

Y: that's right.

Guo: It shows that people's hobbies are beyond their control. Everyone's hobbies are different. You see, backstage, Liu Yuntian is talking about cross talk.

Y: right.

Guo: A large one. His hobbies are different from others.

Y: What's his hobby?

Guo: Delicious. Pie and rice are eaten together, and rice is wrapped in steamed bread.

Y: Eat three staple foods at a time.

Guo: Sing the summit of Allegro at the beginning, so that you can drink.

Y: I like drinking.

Guo: I drank too much that time and ate a chopstick and a half as chicken feet.

Y: My eyesight is not good either.

Guo: Great! Teacher Yu also has hobbies. Suitable for raising animals.

Y: oh, yes. Love pets.

Guo: I have a big dog. It's called Santona, and it can grow 300 Jin.

Yu: Large dogs.

Guo: Like a donkey. Drag it out to play. Tired of running, sit here. He sits on the dog. One side is high. Everyone wants to know, whose twin is this?

Y: huh? This is too much.

K: Good. Later, when the dog was lost, he was sad. There is such a great scientist in the community. Tell him you can't fool around with animals and pets. There are rules. It has something to do with your living environment, your personality and family size.

Y: oh.

Guo: Including your face. Let me see your face ... raise a turtle!

Y: how can you tell this?

Guo: Turn around ... Brazilian tortoise!

Y: Oh, you also saw the Brazilian tortoise coming?

Guo: Hmm. Go out to the pet market and ask, such a big thing is like a sesame seed cake, selling for 300 yuan.

Y: it's expensive.

Guo: He is reluctant to part with it. He only takes a bath in 25 yuan a year.

Y: That's too bad for me.

Guo: When I ran to the aquatic product market, I saw some turtles. Almost, the ink is almost the same, but there are no flowers on the back. Very cheap. Let's weigh it. It's forty-eight dollars. That's good. All right. He can't afford more than 300 yuan, can he? More than forty dollars, which is nothing. I'm not sad to leave me here alone.

Y: More than forty dollars. Why so little?

K: Ten cents.

Y: ok! Put some money in your pocket.

Guo: Take it home. People's pets have names. Give it a name. It's called mung bean. Yu Qian looks at mung beans. Can see the right eye.

Y: me? Does mung bean mean anything to me?

Guo: Beautifying to the extreme.

Y: how to beautify it?

Guo: Draw flowers on the back with a knife. Carve Yu Qian in it.

Why did you carve my name?

Guo: It's easy to find if you lose it! Climb out and have a look. Hey hey, this bastard's name is Yu Qian.

Y: Why should I look for it?

Guo: Beautify it and wear lipstick. Bitch with lipstick on her mouth, ah, ah, I bit her.

Y: hi! Then don't bite.

Guo: Don't spill the beans! It hurts. I can't bear to cut off my head with a knife. Stand in the alley and drink! Why don't you come down! Policeman: Hey, the grandson who threw the discus! Backcourt! Backcourt! Come back.

Y: Let's not talk about the eyes of the police. This is not right!

Guo: Classmates, classmates.

Y: What classmate!

Guo: As soon as they entered the hutong, the aunts wondered why they still brought warm water bags on such a hot day.

Y: hi! What look!

Guo: I wonder who told him. You find a donkey, find a donkey, and when the donkey barks, it falls.

Y: there is this rule.

Guo: Where are donkeys in the city? Take a taxi to Daxing. As soon as I got on the bus, the driver asked, Brother, where did you buy this handbag?

Y: ok. I caught up with my eyes.

Guo: There really is a donkey standing there eating grass in Daxing countryside. Past: Oh, I found you. Suffering, let me know! Cancel it. Uncle! Uncle, you are affected.

Y: Why are we still discussing?

Guo: It's not surprising that before studying art, many people are polite before soldiers.

Y: Not this place!

Guo: Your name is right. How can you forget it? I will remind you. Like this: ah ~ ~ ~ ah ~ ~ You look at it and it will … I knew it would make me call home!

Y: hi! Did I call this bastard and spill the beans?

Guo: This incident led to this incident. I put it in my pocket and went home. I walked to the door and looked at it. I don't know anyone I gave it to a couple.

What did you write?

Guo: When the tortoise is not angry, it will be as happy as the East China Sea. He wears a green hat and has money, so he will live longer than Nanshan.

Y: What about the horizontal batch?

Guo: Ninja Turtles!

Y: Fuck you!