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1. Once when I was taking the driving license test, I got in the car and tried it, and asked the instructor on the passenger side: "Coach, why is the steering wheel a little loose?" The instructor said calmly: "I remember that was in 2013. On the first rainy day, one of your senior sisters came to learn how to drive and asked her to brake. She didn't press the brakes. Instead, she grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and pulled it back desperately. She was still shouting: "Uuhuhuh", so the steering wheel is a little bit... It's loose.

2. There was a pigeon-flying competition in the city, but you went alone.

3. The president of our school's hide-and-seek club has not been found yet.

4. When I went to the canteen to get food, I saw a dish I couldn’t name. I pointed at it and said, “Auntie, what kind of dish is this? "Through the transparent window, the fat vegetable aunt responded with a voice that penetrated the glass: "Preserved chicken! Do you want it? ”

5. That day I was riding a bicycle in an alley, and suddenly a bicycle was riding towards me. Seeing that we were about to collide, I shouted: You go left and I go right! That day , the two of us lay in the alley for a long time...

6. Chicken: Why do humans have names, but we are all called chickens? Mom: When they die, they are called dead people. We have many names when we die. Chicken: (happy) What’s the name! Mom: White-cut chicken. Curry chicken. Braised chicken. Potato stewed chicken. Mushroom chicken. Tender chicken skewers. Orleans chicken legs

7. The boss is in the office today. He told us a joke, and everyone laughed so hard that only Xiao Li didn't laugh. I smiled and asked him why he didn't laugh, and he replied: "I have resigned." ”

8. Passerby A and passerby B were walking in the middle of the road. A big truck hit them. They both turned into passerby cakes.

9. I asked the top student how he was doing in math. After getting to 140, he said that he only had to write two more multiple-choice questions.

10. Children from poor families have long been the masters of the family. When I was a child, I pawned my entire family because I had no money to spend.

11. My roommate suddenly picked up the water on my table and poured it on my face. Then he was stunned for a few seconds and said, "Did I just open my mouth?"

12. Supermarket? I was called to the police for taking food. It was my first criminal record. I was so hungry that I almost agreed.

13. I found some old photos in a jewelry box. I showed it to my father and said: Look, you were quite handsome when you were young. Time makes us grow old. My father took the photo and stared at it for a while, his lips trembling and he said: Your mother still has his photo!

14. People nowadays are too tired to live a poetic life. When I told the Uber driver that I was waiting for him under a cloud that looked like a baby elephant, he actually called me crazy.

15. I want to change my mind recently. I would like to ask my friends who have bought a Mercedes-Benz, where did your money come from?

16. Benjamin Franklin once said: “Wherever there are humans, there must be peace. , truth, democracy, freedom, and Shaxian snacks. Hunan rice noodles. Lanzhou ramen and Chongqing chicken pot. ”

17. The Academic Affairs Office turned off the wifi in the teaching building in order to allow everyone to study with peace of mind; later, the Academic Affairs Office turned on the wifi in the teaching building in order to allow everyone to come to class.

18 .You call it armed robbery. I call it "people giving me stuff to celebrate my new gun."

19. A reporter said to the director of the Bureau of Statistics: Someone outside said that no one in your Bureau of Statistics knows how to count! Is it true? The director of the Bureau of Statistics raised three fingers and said: I will give you 5 words!