Are there any funny sketches suitable for students?

Ma Daha (hereinafter referred to as Ma): (coming out, phone in hand)

Telephone: Ma Daha, please remember to receive my parents and try to leave a good impression on me so that you can have a chance to marry me. Otherwise, I will turn you into a horse. Remember to ask for roses, or my parents will disown you! Du ~ ~ ~

Ma: Ha, ha, ha, hello, audience friends. My girlfriend is really in no hurry. I just told her about getting married this year, and she is also eager to get married. Ha ha. After 30 years of reform and opening up, isn't it said that men and women are equal in society now? Why do I feel that I have lived a matriarchal life? For example: I went shopping with her the other day and saw wedding advertisements all over the street. Fortunately, I was smart and didn't bring my wallet, so I told her how to try on the wedding dress. Finally, she took a fancy to a set and insisted that I take pictures with her, regardless of the cost. . . . . Say in Chinese: I scared you to death. Say in English: Oh, my God. I will use my killer to say that I have no money. I am very happy (changing to a female role). Haha, honey, it's okay. I took out your bank card. You think this is a girlfriend? I placed two orders, went shopping for three days, traveled for four days and didn't see her for five days. As a result, she had butterflies in her stomach. When we finally met again, we had to say that we had not seen each other for a long time, but we were still very happy. Isn't that just introducing her parents to me? Let's not talk now, but we still need to meet someone. Why don't we fall in love with someone who can't go home tonight? (Walking under a street lamp)

Uncle and aunt came in with roses. (the action is played by myself)

Uncle: Mom, I didn't expect our daughter to have a rose party. What's this called? It's called "old rambling"

Aunt: The father of the child, the child works very hard and is afraid that we will leave. But wearing roses like this is really refreshing.

Uncle: Quack. Yes, yes, people are cheerful when they are happy. After 30 years of reform and opening up, social changes have really changed. People live a rich life, and we can also go to town to open a small pot. Look, look. . . The toilet is painted white and there is a small horn outside.

Aunt: Gaga, you don't know the father of the child. Socialization of big villages and small villages and modernization of toilets. It used to be called toilet, but now it's changed to wc. I said, can we have a rest?

Uncle: Then let's have a rest. Oh, let's do it here. (Look around)

Aunt: I said, what are you looking at?

Uncle: Gaga, I look at this toilet. You said that a stool should be built next to this public toilet. Should I wait for the toilet or take care of it?

Aunt: Just rest and wait for someone to pick you up. Take the rose. Daughter said her boy Ma Daha came to pick us up.

Uncle: Oh, why do you think our daughter calls people "boys"?

Aunt: With the reform and opening-up, the appellations are diversified. It used to be sweetheart, but now it's Darlene Horney.

Children may be more friendly.

Uncle: What shall we call him?

Aunt: You can call me "child". It feels very kind.

Uncle: Haha. Mom, can I go to the bathroom last time?

Aunt: That's it. Go ahead. Anyway, the kid hasn't come yet (Uncle turns to the back of the toilet and Aunt sits on the stone bench)

Uncle and aunt came in and the horse came out.

Uncle: Why is this map so complicated? My head is spinning.

Aunt: I told you to let my son pick it up. You should learn from other people's surprises.

Uncle: The child works hard. We are in Guangzhou. It's okay. I can't even handle a map? However, Guangzhou has changed a lot. The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere, and the city map is different.

Uncle and aunt are looking at the map, and the horse is answering the phone.

Uncle and aunt looked at the horse from time to time, and the horse thought he was talking too loudly, so he lowered his voice.

Uncle: (suddenly screaming) Is it still worth seeing? It's too noisy

Aunt: Yes, old man, you go and kill him. I thought you were a shadowless member of the army. This rabbit butcher must be tired of living. The horse trembled with fear. The uncle approached step by step, and the horse retreated step by step. Uncle lay down and hit a fly, and the horse threw the phone in fear.

Uncle and aunt looked at the map again, and the horse trembled with fear.

Uncle: Why don't you ask someone else?

Uncle and aunt came with a map, and the horse got another fright and then burped.

Uncle: Hello, Comrade.

Ma: Uncle Hao E.

(Repeat three times)

Uncle: (turning to aunt) Do you think this man is sick? Why does he always say "e"?

Aunt: this may be a polite expression of city people, called modesty. Please be modest and try again

Uncle: Oh. Then I'll try again

(steering horse)

Uncle: hello, dear comrade, e.

Hello, dear uncle, e.

Uncle: dear comrade, I want to inquire, e.

M: Dear uncle, make a phone call. . . . . . . . .

Uncle: dear comrade, e

M: dear uncle, e.

My uncle stamped his foot and turned to my aunt: What can I say? Awkward. It almost killed me. e

Aunt: No, it depends on your communication problems. I told you to watch more soap operas, but you don't like cartoons. Be careful of me.

The horse is still shaking, peeking.

Aunt: Hello, Comrade E.

Ma: Hello, Aunt.

Aunt: I want to ask the way forward.

Ma: (relieved) It turns out that my uncle and aunt want to ask the way.

Aunt: Well, there were many bungalows in the city a few years ago, so you don't have to walk on slopes. There are many tall buildings now, so you always have to cross the overpass when you go out. My wife and I can't see the way out.

Ma: Don't worry, Aunt. I can show you the way.

Uncle accidentally twisted his foot when he was carrying luggage: Oh, what is this crime?

Aunt Ma ran to hold it. Help aunt sit in the chair. Uncle: It hurts. . . It hurts. . .

Aunt: Don't scream, I'm in a hurry.

Ma: (putting roses on the stool) Uncle, don't worry. Let me take a look at it for you (roll up uncle's pants and ask for slippers).

Uncle: You. . . What do you want?

M: Let me rub it for you first to see if it can reduce the swelling.

Uncle: You. . . You Don't. . . My shoes stink. . . smelly

Ma: (dragging uncle's shoes to wipe slowly) Uncle, you may have sprained your tendon (see table). I'll take you to the hospital first, and then you can call your family to pick you up.

Uncle and aunt. . . . . Uncle, get on the horse and go in with your luggage.

Aunt picked up the rose on the stool and smiled: My baby chose this. . . . .

Uncle: (Appears) Gaga, I'm really not used to enjoying modernization. I don't even know if the "child" has come.

Aunt: The "child" came and he left again.

Uncle: What, this. . . . . .

The woman came out and went to her uncle and aunt: mom and dad, I'm sorry. I am late. Hey, is that boy here? Why not see anyone?

Aunt: I'm coming. . hahaha

The horse appeared again: fortunately, it was nothing, just a sprained tendon. Audience friends don't have to worry. I didn't leave until their child was born. I want to ask, have you seen roses?

Ma: Looking back, there are three people sitting on the stone bench.

Woman: Ma Daha, where have you been?

M: Yes. . The woman came and the horse backed away. Women's clothes are very imposing. . Suddenly holding hands: My mother says you are qualified.