What are some interesting advertising slogans?

An advertisement for a certain audio company——“One call and four responses!”

An advertisement for a certain dumpling shop——“Everything is included!”

Someone An advertisement for a lime factory——“Start from scratch!”

An advertisement for a pawn shop——“Well deserved!”

An advertisement for a hat company——“Get people with hats!”

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A barber shop advertisement——“Nothing is lost!”

A drug store advertisement——“You are asking for trouble!”

A smoking cessation association advertisement———— "Never be friends with a smoking woman, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

A certain typewriter advertisement - "You won't get to know each other until you hit her!"

A certain pair of glasses Store advertisement - "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your windows."

A perfume company advertisement - "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex , so a copy of the self-defense textbook is included with the bottle. ”

A ban on smoking in a public place - “In order to prevent holes in the carpet and in your lungs, please do not smoke.”

A road traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire , unmarried, the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement for a car showroom - "Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement——“Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but people do not.”

A cosmetics advertisement——“Get off the bus early. "Spots, please don't leave acne."

A washing machine advertisement - "A leisurely wife and a good mother!"

A sour juice advertisement - "A little farewell." It’s sour, but the joy of gathering is sweet.”

An advertisement for a printing company—“Printing everything except banknotes.”

An advertisement for a flower shop—“Today’s news from our store. Roses are the cheapest, and you can even buy a few to give to your wife.

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