Revealing Guilin Tourism (VI): The "young manager" of jade shop wants to make friends with you.

This is a place that sells jade articles, and the exit door says "Shuihui Technology". The routine of this place is the deepest and funniest!

Ditto, first take us into a small exhibition hall, and the female shopping guide tells us a little way to identify jade: scraping the glass. Halfway through, someone came in and pretended that she couldn't sell anything to the guests, just introducing them.

After a while, a young man with a comb head came over. He looks like a hooligan in white leggings and a flowered shirt. The shopping guide respectfully introduced him as the "young manager" of this store.

"Manager Shao" began to fly all over the sky, saying that this jade field was opened by his father, introducing himself as Chen Zhenhua, the "young master" of Chen Group in Tengchong, Yunnan, and then telling his "bitter entrepreneurial history" with vivid voice, how he was looked down upon by his father since childhood; How to run away from home; How to develop into today's industry step by step by making friends; There are casinos in Macao, and people are also very accurate, and so on. Finally, I sum up my passion: My biggest hobby is making friends and being generous! If Japan or other countries hit us again one day, I am willing to contribute all my property to the country!

Give it another big round of applause!

Manager Shao Chen told the shopping guide to take good care of the guests and not to sell anything. He went to prepare the present and left.

The purchasing lady began to introduce how to identify diamonds for a while. There are 72 points in a diamond that are real under the light. Demonstrating a diamond necklace with an infrared pen is really shining.

After about twenty minutes, Mr. Chen came in again and said that he was very unhappy to see someone behind him who was not serious when monitoring. Then he began to talk about the world, saying that 60% orphanages and nursing homes in Guilin were funded by his family. (Mr. Shao of Chen Group, can you check whether this matter is true? He likes to make friends. Those who respect him and make friends with him will never suffer. He will get a gift.

Finally, he asked if everyone thought highly of him. Would you like to make friends with him? People replied with one voice: "Yes!" He then asked, "Would you like to invite me to dinner?" Everyone replied loudly: "Yes!" He asked again, "If it costs 888,999 to invite me to dinner, will you still invite me?" Everyone replied: "Yes!" "Well, I'll see if you come here sincerely!"

A large number of people came to him, and there was no direct surrender of the past. Those people stayed to make friends and give gifts.

This is exactly the same as the story I saw on the Internet before. The lines haven't changed, and neither has "Flower Clothes". The order of all the characters and the content of their speeches have not changed at all.

A few people went out first, and then those who wanted to invite fewer people to dinner stopped at the critical moment to save money, and some came out one after another. Finally, two old people came out. There was a man with a square Yu Pei around his neck, saying that it was the original price1nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan, and he only paid them 999 yuan. I also told them not to tell anyone when they got out. Some people will be jealous, say sour grapes, say sarcastic things and so on.

Some people on the Internet say that the jade bought by Guilin Shopping Store is plastic. Think about it, if it's really worth1nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars, or 999 yuan, why did he explain "don't show it to others"? Can't you help him promote it?

To tell the truth, the whole process is very funny, and the methods are old-fashioned, inferior and naive. Many people walk into the trap step by step for petty gain. Think again, he is so rich, why should he make friends with us ordinary people? Even if you make friends, invite him to dinner when you get to his chassis. Why just invite him to dinner and force him to show sincerity at once? Is this how you make friends? Really domineering!

Is it funny?

Keep saying "don't sell" and "don't sell", and someone will pay the bill.

"Making friends" became the laughing stock on our way back. After making friends, you should first promise to invite others to dinner and give them the money immediately to show your sincerity!