These filthy gods replied with a choking sentence. God replied (57 sentences)

1. What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll save you lucky money first.

2. "This word was written by Xin Qiji." —— "How do I know what day it is today? ... may be Sunday. "

3. How to coax your girlfriend if she is unhappy? -If you are handsome, hold down the strong kiss! Not handsome. . Let's pass the bank card. . .

4. Who do you think is the greatest virtual character ever? -"Other people's children"

5. "I'll come to you when I lose weight"-"If you don't want to see me, just say so."

6. "Why did women in the past bind their feet"-"I'm afraid they will go shopping"

7. Why does my ex-girlfriend always pay attention to me? She is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

8. Q: Do you recommend any healthy, low-calorie and cheap snacks? A: Nail calcium supplementation is also self-sufficient.

9. How to simply distinguish diaosi from local tyrants? -Dabao sees you every day and keeps the key every day!

10, "Why do you go shopping alone"-"I'm afraid to scare you when I go shopping alone"

1 1, "Do you know that one day, you will eventually become a person you hate?" -"Thank you, I hate rich people."

12, what will happen after getting back together with my predecessor? -or the original formula, smells so familiar!

13. What do men hate most about women? Clothes!

14, "What did I do wrong? I went to such a bad university! ! "-"You did the wrong question. "

15. Why do children cry when they are born? -With so many brothers dead, he's the only one left. Can you not be sad?

16. How to judge where people will get off early in the subway? -people who put their mobile phones back in their pockets.

17, how important a person's appearance can be. Three points are destiny takes a hand, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on looks.

18. Where is the most beautiful girl in China? -Friends circle.

19. Why do you play with your mobile phone when you go to the toilet? -Don't play with your cell phone, play with shit?

20. "What is the most beautiful scenery in your hometown?" -"It's me."

2 1, I: There is a girl standing on my left typing. -Friend God replied: Girl!

22. How do you ask if the girl you like is a virgin? -Are you a virgin? No. Oh, me neither. I'm an Aries.

23. "Why do people like to take off their shirts when they fight in groups?" -"It would be a little strange if everyone took off their pants."

24. Why do you usually choose to show love at noon? Because sooner or later, there will be retribution ...

25. A: "What is the outermost layer of the earth?" -B: "It smells good!"

26. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! ! ! -Boyfriend: You left it for me.

27. How to describe a girl as beautiful? Since she moved here, the toilet paper in the community supermarket has gone up in price!

How to hook up with a girl studying medicine? -'Just say you're sick.'

29. "When you do the problem, you should first think about the intention of the questioner ..."-"He wants me to die"

30. Is unrequited love the stupidest thing in the world? No, there is something more stupid than unrequited love, called unrequited love for each other.

3 1, "Can I drink milk that has expired for three days?" -"I drank it three days before the production date."

32. What is the most embarrassing reason for boys and girls to break up? Your breasts are too small. I'm afraid of starving children in the future.

33. "What was the most serious injury you suffered on the court?" -"I saw my teammate's girlfriend coming to bring her water."

34. "The school uniform is the only matching clothes I wear with her, and graduation photo is the only photo of me and her"-"The earth is your only home with her"

Reporter: What do you think of the National Day traffic jam? Passerby: I watched it on TV. "

36. "Describe your cup in one sentence?" -"Follow Dad"

37. "What was the last time you experienced death?" -"Twenty years ago, you were almost caught up by those children behind you."

Attendant: What can I do for you, sir? -Me: Can you pay for me?

39. What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? -Buy!

40. Why do women wear bras? -Bras are important props to distinguish flat-chested girls from men.

4 1, q: "Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it is said?" -A: "How else can you fall in love?"

42. "Hello, Senior Senior, I am a freshman in clinical medicine. Excuse me, did you bring the body of the anatomy class yourself or was it sent by the school? " -"I don't bring my own fresh clothes, and the quality of my school hair is not good. We usually kill now, and students with good relationships can also dissect each other. "

43. Do you have any good suggestions for traveling to Beijing? A: Don't go.

44. Why are China women so excellent that they still can't find a boyfriend? -because excellent women want to find excellent boys, and excellent boys just want to find young and beautiful girls.

45. Why do you always want to have sex with your girlfriend? Is this a disease? -Men's impulse is the endless source of human life, and women's reserve is the cornerstone of human civilization!

46. What do you think of your girlfriend's blue face? -Blue Yan Blue Yan, add some yellow and it will be green!

Women always buy clothes every day. Don't they resent having too many clothes? No, when washing clothes.

48. "How to refuse to be chased"-"Remove makeup on the spot"

49. I have been single for a long time. Today, a girl wiped my shoulder on the bus. I even thought about where our children go to school.

50. What is the experience of being single for more than two years? Me: I have been single for 22 years. I don't know what two years you are talking about.

5 1, why can't many people find objects? -because not only are you ugly, but you also think others are ugly.

52. Q: "What is the most handsome and cool thing to get up after being hit by a car?" -A: "Next."

53. "Why are freshmen eager to take off their bills?" -"Because they naively think that just because puppy love is forbidden in high school, they have no girlfriends."

54. Do you really need physical contact to love someone? Of course, why do you think that "love" and "fertilization" look so similar?

55. How to express I love you in Chinese? I have an ancestor's chromosome that I want to give you.

56. People call me "Hello Niang". How can I fight back? -"Hello, son."

57. What did you eat? What a smelly fart! ! What, do you still want the formula?