April fool's joke

April Fool's Day, although it was all practical jokes, also gained laughter. The following is the April Fool's Day funny pictures I shared with you. I hope you like it.

April Fool's joke 1 1, you are trapped on an isolated island, and the boat can only carry one person. You need to choose. A takes the boat, B kills the beauty and takes the boat, C leaves the beauty to have sex every day, and D lets the beauty die?

Choose one, beast;

Choose b, animals are worse than animals;

C, animals are not as good as animals;

Choosing D is not only worse than an animal, but also an idiot.

If you race a bear, who do you think will win?

If you choose a bear to win, it is worse than an animal.

If you choose to win by yourself, you are worse than an animal.

If you choose to draw, you are like an animal.

April Fool's Joke 2 April Fool's Joke 1, thanks for its help.

A man went to the street and bought a load of rice. One load was heavy and the other was light, so it was not easy to choose. He scratched his scalp and thought of a way to put a big stone on the bright side. He sweated the rice home, put down the burden and took a long breath: "It is a good thing to have this stone today, otherwise there is no way to get it back!" "

April Fool's Day joke 2, there is rain ahead.

There is a man walking slowly in the rain. Someone on the road felt strange and asked him:

"It's raining so hard, why don't you go?"

He calmly replied, "What's the use of you leaving quickly? There is rain ahead! "

April Fool's joke 3, "illiterate" announcer

The wonderful and fierce table tennis match on TV aroused grandma's great interest.

After reading it, she said, "Well played, well played! Unfortunately, I found an illiterate announcer! "

Sun asked inexplicably, "Why don't people know how to count?"

The old woman said, "It is obvious that two people are playing, but he would rather say it is singles. It was clearly played by four people, but he insisted that it was doubles. He is less than half, isn't that ignorance? "

April Fool's joke 4, everyone in the family knows.

The doctor said to the nurse, "Ask the injured lady's name so as to inform her family."

The nurse came back later and said, "The patient said,' No, my family knows my name. ,"

April Fool's joke 5, the best and the worst

The bridge is made of two pieces of wood, one is high and the other is low. A kidnapper crossed the bridge, and the tall piece of wood just made do with his short legs, so he walked smoothly and boasted, "This bridge is the best in the world."

The kidnapper came back from work and was very tired because he changed direction. He was very angry and said, "This is the worst bridge built in the world."

April Fool's joke 3 April 1 On that day, a teacher found a student uploading a note in class and asked him to hand it in.

Teacher: Bring me the note.

Student: Teacher, I advise you not to look.

Teacher: Cut the crap! I just want to have a look. Bring me the note.

The student took the note to the teacher, and the teacher opened the note, which read: I told you not to look, idiot!

I spent the longest April Fool's Day in the world.

In fact, I don't like April Fool's Day, because I don't think it's funny, and it's not easy to cheat people that day, because everyone is very careful that day, for fear of becoming the joke of each other. A smart person like me, of course, will not be easily fooled by them. I often think that I should smile when I come. I am so smart. I didn't have a girlfriend in my sophomore year, because I broke up with the class flower in our class in my freshman year. Because I used to be a class flower, I feel inappropriate and I am not in the mood to find it.

That year. 1 day. I had my second class in the morning and ran to the corridor to smoke with my friends as usual. Speaking of this cigarette, I still remember that I broke up with my girlfriend and got this disease. And out of control, the price of cigarettes I smoke is getting cheaper and cheaper. From the beginning of Yunyan 7 yuan to Lanchi 3 yuan now, there is only one reason, that is, quantity is used to compete for quality. After taking a deep breath of the last cigarette. Press cigarette fart with thumb and bullet with middle finger. The cigarette end flew out, and the hand shape happened to be the "depend" of international unity and friendly action.

After returning to work, I saw a heart-shaped letter folded with pink stationery in my desk, I thought. This is the brother who plays with me again. ! After opening it. Found something wrong. Chinese characters are not men's characters, that's for sure, because men generally don't write square characters, and the characters are particularly small. No matter what the letter is, you know it must be a love letter. Indeed, this is a love letter. What impressed me most was that the writer's name should be written in the lower right corner of the letter, but this letter is not. It's a song called "Two people are not equal to us". This is Lao Wang's song, because my first girlfriend and I like Lao Wang very much. So I know his songs very well. God, this is written by the girl who is full of longing for love. I quietly took him away. Everyone knows this thing. If my friends see it, they will die, and it will immediately become a topic on the Chinese food table in the news.

I didn't throw the letter, mainly because I didn't want to. This is the first time I have received such a letter. I hid the letter myself.

A week later, on this day, I came back from smoking and found this letter again. This time it is yellow paper. The following is the title of the song "White Paper". Or Lao Wang's song.

This incident makes me very unhappy. I thought, why not write down my name? ! Hee hee, seeing girls take the initiative, and men are not tempted. I really want to see who this woman is. In this way, I will receive such a letter every week today. I guessed painfully which girl it was. When I saw that woman, I looked at me straight, and I wondered if it was her. Therefore, there is also the title of "sex maniac". It's 4 o'clock. 1, received the last letter, six words "monitor, happy April Fool's Day".

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On April Fool's Day, I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my stomach, ran to the toilet, unbuttoned my pants and squatted down, feeling very comfortable. Look for toilet paper when you're done. I was shocked. There is no paper in the empty scroll. In an instant, I understand that today is April Fool's Day, and I curse that people don't want to see here! Urgent, I suddenly found a mobile phone in my pocket, and I cried with joy. I was especially careful not to fall into the pit and lose the last life-saving grass.

Telephone colleague 1, "I'm in the toilet and there's no paper. Come and help! " "Colleague A: Today's April Fool's Day, someone just called for emergency toilet paper. Why are there others? Not credible! " . Hang up the phone when you're done and give it a good scolding.

Phone No.2 colleague, "I'm in the toilet, and there's no paper. Come and help! " Colleague replied: "Today is April Fool's Day, I will go out and refuse to work. Sorry! " . It's over. I hung up. It hurts.

Phone No.3 colleague, "I know today is April Fool's Day. I am in the toilet and there is no paper. Please come to the first aid, please believe me! " "My colleague replied," How can you imitate me? You just cheated someone with this trick. How to use it without consulting? "... say that finish. Hang up, helpless.

Colleague number four is dialing. . . . A squat toilet next door rang, "friend, don't count on it. I have been here for three hours, and my mobile phone is dead. I'm not out of the Woods yet! "

Syncope.

April Fool's joke 4 When we were in high school, some teachers were very bad to their students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time. They are discussing how to punish their teachers. On this day, the teacher was in class, and a boy sitting in the back showed a painful expression, covering his stomach with his hand and moaning gently. The teacher ignored me and went on preaching. Halfway through, the teacher just turned around and wrote notes on the blackboard. Suddenly, the boy is "concave … wow …"! ! "(Vomiting) A boy at the same table poured a bottle of eight-treasure porridge on the boy's table at a very fast speed. When the teacher turned around, he saw that the table was full of yellow and white things. At this time, another boy took out a small spoon, scooped up the things on the table one by one, and said while chewing, "Hey, this guy ate peanuts at noon. The teacher said, "Wow ... concave ...", and then he vomited wildly. ...

Another is that on April Fool's Day, those children played a trick on a female teacher who was usually too hard on them.

The next student suddenly made a loud noise and then said, "Please ask for leave to go to wc, teacher." Teachers generally don't like students to attend wc in class, so they don't answer. Later, the student added that he looked very uncomfortable. The teacher allowed it. As soon as the students ran to the podium, they heard the students say, "It's over." So I reached in and touched it. I stretched out my hand and saw that it was full of milky yellow goo. In front of the teacher, I smelled it, frowned and took a sip in my mouth: "The eight-treasure porridge I ate this morning was wasted." The teacher vomited wildly and the students laughed wildly. It turned out that the student tied a food bag on his belt, which contained a little porridge.

Fool's joke 5 "Fool's Merchant" is extremely high, and you have been successfully selected as a special guest of the music program "Fool's" in Extraordinary 4+/kloc-0. The theme of the program is to enjoy the "fool" music of yourself and the whole people, such as the rise of "fool", and the next issue will continue, with "fool" every year!

April fool's day is here, I wish you: be a fool and worry less; If you are stupid, smile; Don't get angry, it's easy to get old; Hahahaha smiles, often hugs happily, and jokes on April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

Honey, do you want to be pursued by TA? Honey, do you want TA to notice you? Honey, do you want TA to confess to you? Honey, do you want to hold hands with TA? Honey, do you want TA to send you a text message now? Dear, you think too much-Happy April Fool's Day!

Weather forecast: Your family pays RMB during the day, checks at night, some gold bars, and pours dollars into euros at midnight. Please bring your helmet and sack, and make a fortune on April Fool's Day. Have fun with your money!

Sitting in the Bama black diamond sports car, with Levin's personal assistant, taking Linton's extended cigar and drinking Larry's low-carbon drink, I walked into the five-star hotel in Netta, turned on Gates' four-dimensional computer and congratulated celebrities from all walks of life around the world: Happy April Fool's Day!

Did the bright sunshine shine on your head? Have you ever had a happy smile on your face? Did the feeling of happiness crawl into your heart? If yes, please pay the sunshine use fee, happy poll tax and happy stamp duty on time!

Text messages, passing on family affection, everyone watching is laughing; Have a sober heart, a quiet heart, and success will accompany you; Beautiful girl, falling from the sky, let your heart ripple; Please, don't be silly, this message is wrong!

I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I dare not speak rashly, especially on a quiet and lonely night. I miss you so much that I forget all about eating and sleeping, and I have a lot of thoughts. Trouble can't sleep, leave your arms, the cold wind blows, and I really want to hug you again. For a long time, I just wanted to tell you. . . Stay happy, exercise, have a good sleep, wet the bed at night, and throw away the sheets quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's joke 6 The dog is gnawing at a bare bone, and the cat laughs when it sees it: With such a high standard of living, there are people who can't afford meat! The dog responded seriously: What do you know? No matter how good your life is, you should take calcium supplements!

A gentleman who was bald at the age of forty was worried all day. One day, he saw an advertisement for a secret recipe for baldness in the newspaper and was overjoyed. He immediately sent money by mail order. A few days later, I received a reply: "Do you want a wig or a hat?"

A gentleman was as timid as a mouse and married an interpreter. They went abroad for their honeymoon and suddenly heard something at the door in the middle of the night. His wife said it was a mouse, but the king, driven by life, refused. The wife asked why, and Jun said: You go, you know English!

A customer in the restaurant screamed, what happened? There is a rubber tire in my fried steak! The waiter replied slowly: this is a proof of progress, indicating that cars are gradually replacing horses and cattle!

How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. My name was Lu Dongbin at that time.

The drunkard called the bar owner's house early in the morning and asked, what time does the bar open? The boss is impatient: What's the hurry? You can't come in until after afternoon. The drunkard shouted, who said I came in? I'm going out!

It is very cold in the hospital ward in winter. The patient heckled: Why is there no heating in the ward? Doctor: We will line up patients with high fever and take them to various wards. The room temperature will come up soon!

I really don't understand why you always try to stand in a bright place every night. Later, someone reminded me that you wanted to see pigs that night!

Without the wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; Without you. . . Stupid people do not exist. The teacher said: the exam is coming, and the test paper has been handed in to the printing factory. You should review well. Do you have any questions to ask? Student: Which printing factory is it?

When a man understands a woman and purifies his soul, she is the goddess who saves you. The ancients said: all jewelry can't compete with people who read my text messages!

The head of the township said, Rabbit, I ate the dog food today. Everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

The unmarried man said, look, how happy! The days of stability have finally begun. The married man said: Hum, what is beautiful? ! The real misfortune has just officially begun.

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