What would happen if Pan Jinlian lived in today's society?

Jinlian has been smart, beautiful, pure, kind and full of love since childhood. At the age of three, she left a touching story of "Golden Lotus Making Pears". At the age of seven, "seven steps into a poem" was widely known in the school poetry competition. At the age of fifteen, she volunteered to join the progressive organization: "Qinghe * * * Production Youth League". Later, he was betrayed by traitors and sold to a large family as slaves by the bully landlord Yan Xishan. Married to Wu Dalang, a local farmer with three generations of background and good family composition, Wu Dalang was born with sexual dysfunction. In order to pursue true love and sexual happiness, she hooked up with Ximen Qing, the founder of Frog Palace, who was called "Xidu", regardless of the pressure of secular public opinion. This caused a sensation all over the world at that time. Nurhachi, head of UNESCO, signed her autograph and gave her a "great pioneer of sexual liberators!" Honorary title. Unfortunately, he was finally killed by Wu Dalang's younger brother, Song Wu Wu Erlang, who was wanted by the Animal Protection Association at the age of 23. Comrade Pan Jinlian's life is a great life. Although she is dead, her brilliant achievements of distinguishing between love and hate, daring to do things and being informal will live in the hearts of China people forever! While we deeply miss this historical giant, we can't help thinking deeply, if Pan Jinlian were still alive today, what would be the outcome?

From the analysis of Pan Jinlian's wisdom and fighting spirit, if she takes the college entrance examination, she will certainly reach the national admission standard of a fractional line. Examining liberal arts is the champion of liberal arts, and examining science is the champion of science.

After entering school, Pan Jinlian is of course the most dazzling beauty on campus, with fans all over Tsinghua, Peking University and National People's Congress, not only young students, but also lecturers, professors, department heads, principals and others. At this time, Jinliandang ushered in the most brilliant halo period in her life. She fully develops the advantages of contemporary college students, with study as the supplement and love as the main thing. Welcome, widely planted and widely collected. One-night stand, teacher-student love, reluctant to part; Play trio, foursome, PP's pet. She will take a personal photo, and the effect will definitely exceed that of Tang Jiali; She will be a basketball baby and football baby. The direct influence is that Yao Ming doesn't want to fall in love, Beckham wants to get a divorce, and Huang Jianxiang no longer shouts Long Live Italia, but Long Live Pan Jinlian! She will also auction virgin rights everywhere with her student ID card, with a 10% discount for one night and a 50% discount for long packages. Jinlian can't ride a donkey when she goes out, and the school will actively consider building a personal airport for her.

Although Pan Jinlian neglected his studies, with the consistent care and consideration of the teachers and students in the school, it is not a problem to walk a graduate student, and the master and doctor also have their own help. Under the personal guidance of the Dean's adult, he added a little Ximen Qing's love unofficial history, and then revised it bit by bit from the office to the dormitory, from the dormitory table to the bed. The score must be a triple A paper.

If Pan Jinlian becomes a famous star after graduation, her achievements are unparalleled. Her self-taught acting skills (such as the performance when she murdered her husband Dalang) and charming personality (the performance when she seduced Jiro Song Wu) are definitely above Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi, Zhou Xun and Zhao Wei. She has natural eyes and obsequiousness, plus her waist and figure, I think neither Zhang Yimou nor Xiaogang Feng will refuse to sign a contract with her, especially in bed. She's leaving. No one will get an Oscar. Everyone in Hollywood knows that China has a "three-inch golden lotus". If Jin Ping Mei is staged, Hollywood will go bankrupt completely!

If Jinlian becomes the host, the webmaster doesn't need to arrange any programs. She just sat down in front of the stage, her eyes swept away gently, and all the men in China either fainted on the spot or went home to beat their wives. From then on, there are no more posturing, posturing and flat Xiaoya Wang, Li Hammer and husbands who insist on cheap ratings.

If Jinlian becomes a singer, Li is stupid enough to go home to farm, and Zhang * * * * only gives birth at home, the Northeast duo will quit the historical stage. Crosstalk was still an art at that time, but it was limited to the 80-year-old fourth menopausal veteran comrades. News broadcast and weather forecast were renamed Jinlian Broadcasting and Jinlian Forecast. In front of the Golden Lotus, no one dared to mention the word "Wen Fei" again, let alone take out the so-called "sex CD". It's much better not to let go of that face, that arm and that leg!

As for Comrade Jinlian, if he becomes a teacher, the students are still embarrassed to write love letters and talk about objects; Jinlian became a nurse. Does the dean have the courage to drag her into the ambulance in the middle of the night? When Jinlian becomes a secretary, will the leaders insist on "having something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary"? In addition, when Jinlian finally died, did she also die of the most common breast cancer among female stars? These all need further study.