A cold joke

1, control your temper during the New Year, because girls who love to laugh don't eat too badly.

2. Qianshan is always in love and doesn't wear long pants.

Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

On such a cold day, single dog will be upgraded to crumbling ice!

I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, that is, the kind of peace of mind with long pants tied in socks.

6. If a girl says she is cold, give her a hug. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

7. The cold wave is coming, and I have a new name. Don't call me single dog in the future, please call me … sled dog …

8. I can give you a hug at 5℃ a day around 0℃.

9. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

10, it's getting cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat

1 1. Just now, someone told me that when it snows, the most fun thing is not snow, but southerners!

12, in this weather today, anything can be used to dry hands.

13, I am a wolf in the north and frozen into a dog in the south.

14, in winter, I often think: if only the person I like is around.

15, all cooling for the purpose of snow is hooliganism.

16. In order to avoid freezing to death on the way to work, the resignation report is ready, and the labor and capital are sealed at the bedside.

17, the weather is so cold, the majority of female compatriots can find a boyfriend to pick you up for work.

18, getting up early ruined a day, and never get up before eight o'clock in the future.

19, please do a good job of keeping out the cold in winter: there is a husband holding a husband, a wife holding a wife, and a thermos that is temporarily unavailable. Don't hug it! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which led to unconsciousness.

2 1, in the past, you should be graceful and not warm, but now you should be warm and not graceful, and you should take the initiative to wear long pants before your mother speaks.

22. I am a wandering soul in the street, and you are the one who smells me.

23. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

24. It's so cold! If you can't hug me, please buy me a coat.

25. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

26, you said that irritating is not irritating! We were frozen into dogs in winter in the north, but some people were burnt to charcoal in Indonesia.

27, silently crying, it is really uncomfortable not to wear long pants.

28. You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

29. It's cold, so I suggest everyone go to bed early.

30, seeking a clear and harmonious sky, just asking people to add a pair of autumn trousers.

3 1, it is cold. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but it cost more than 1000. Then I thought it would only cost tens of dollars to buy cold medicine. Well, it is better to buy cold medicine.

At present, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

33. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing, who has time to ink with you!

34, cold is a word, I only say it once, and the rest are replaced by snot.

Southerners teach you how to wear a pair of pants at 0℃ and 40℃.

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

37. The crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long pants by the bed.

38. It's air-cooled, the places outside the bed are far away, the places beyond the reach of hands are elsewhere, and the last bathroom is on a business trip.

39. It's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.

40. I still remember that this summer, my life was given by air conditioning. Unexpectedly, this winter, my life is given by air conditioning, which is my savior.

4 1, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

42. The weather is so cold that I don't want to go to work, school or anywhere.

Fortunately, I wore thick clothes today, otherwise I would freeze to death.

44. Others' indifference is coquetry, and your indifference is really indifference!

45. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

46. You are passionate over there, and I am frozen into a dog here.

47. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, you can't hold it. If you don't have an object, you can't lose momentum!