I hope tonight's dream is extremely sweet, and you are very sweet in my dream.

1. I hope tonight's dream is 12 minutes of sweetness, 1 minute of silence, 1 minute of pleasure, and then I dream of you. You are very sweet.

2. Say it out loud if you like it, and express it if you miss it. Life is so hard and family is so precious. Don't pretend to be alienated and then care silently.

Every word and every expression of yours can make my gloomy heart bright again.

I love the universe, stars and dust, and lonely experiences. I love mountains, rivers, lakes and oceans, chirping birds and green shoots. I love the change of seasons, the tinkling brook after melting ice, the snowflake falling from a tree and stopping by your side.

5. Depressed teenagers, what still colors you in the dark days is the truth.

6. Actually, there is nothing to regret. I really appreciate you being my friend all these years.

7. No matter how sad you are, you should end the story when the plot is not bad.

8. I seem to be protected by you all the time. But I also want to be your tenderness when you are sad, hug you, tell you that everything will pass and pretend to be a little adult.

9. Everything in the world can have no fixed number, but I am not, and neither is my heart. Your name is neatly written on it. This is your property.

10. It's not those who are laughing and fighting, but the rational communication with you, as if two people walking the same road are shining each other, and everything else on the road is in the background.

1 1. I'll take you to his dream with the moon boat. /a-289

12. The mountains and rivers are full of tides, and every inch is vivid. That's the wave I made for you.

13. There are moths and burning planetesimals in the moonlight in front of the thousand lights, lingering among lovers, feeling their ordinary joy.

14. When you turn your back on the world, you cry and look for yourself again and again. You travel in name only, and your mind is wasted.

15. Adults can never understand the persistent romance of children. They think it is a waste of money and time. Probably because of this, they always feel that life is too hard.

16. It's time for bed. If there are dark clouds in your heart, you should step into the night early.

17. It's me, not the time.

18. Sometimes it will be swallowed up by troubles, and life is always unpredictable. However, you still can't live up to that wonderful night, everything in the world, and the love left on you.

19. I don't want to be bound by anything.

20. The light is very bright, so I can't get through to you.

2 1. For uncertain things, the heart that wants to escape is greater than the expectation.

22. With your back to all the lights, you walked towards me from behind the street lamp, walked out of emptiness and gloom, and walked into all my stubbornness and boldness.

23. More and more people are looking forward to the arrival of summer, with alleys full of flowers, wind in the shade, dancing girls' skirts and green eyes. You came running to me with a smile, with sunshine and fruity fragrance.

24. After leaving you, the days have become longer, the weather has become warmer, and everything in the world has its own voice. I found myself.

25. Mr. Wang's eyes jumped over the world and finally stopped on me. This is the blessing I can think of.

26. They all have a hole in their hearts, and important things are gradually losing from that hole.

27. He holds my joy, and I am like a box of fake cigarettes, trembling and flickering.

28. The tipsy street lamp touches every dream of coming home late.

29. In the blink of an eye, you flip through the four seasons in my heart.

A very sad sentence

Time will dilute a person's memory, but it will never kill a person's grief.

Sometimes, the same thing, we can comfort others, but we can't convince ourselves.

If I can wait, if time can stop, if there is no if?

Broken contact, broken thoughts, the last hope has vanished, and my heart is so tired. Does it hurt? I don't understand.

Wipe away the tears on your face, but you can't take away the painful feeling in your heart.

Love is love, accept rejection? Simple words have changed their taste, your silent response, my evasiveness, why? A positive answer won't hurt my heart more than it does now. Don't firmly believe that it is better for him not to respond than to promise, so his heart is hotter and he can't afford it. Do you still want it?

Melancholy A little boring, a little lonely, a little lonely.

Fulfill, not yield, just want to change the way, look. Making the person you like happy is also a way of love.

Like it, like it, and I am moved. I don't need a reason. Falling in love with you is my freedom. Please open the window and let my soul embrace your soul.

I said I wouldn't leave in front of you, I said I wouldn't look back even if I left, I said I wouldn't try my tears with my hands, I said I wouldn't stay where I was even if you left, I said I wouldn't stay, I said everything I said didn't count, your arms were no longer a harbor in my heart, and those promises were just nonsense.

Don't rely too much on anyone in this world, because even your shadow will leave you at some point.

You woke me up suddenly. Our acquaintance can be counted in years. You found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

When everything can't go back, when I decided to leave, you realized that I was left out. I don't want much, but you don't give enough. Even a gentle hug is happy for me.

If love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?

The conversation that can't be said is dissipated in the patchwork future.

In the quiet moonlight, it is very pleasant to open the tender thoughts in my heart.

I gave you everything I had. Suddenly I'm afraid of losing you.

After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

I can't imagine life without you, and I can't accept that you are not with me, just because I love you.

Forget you to prove that I can forget you.

No matter how deep the memory is, it can't compare with a lifetime, and no matter how long it takes, it can't compare with the regret of missing.

The breeze takes away the unbearable yesterday, but the years can't take away the long-term attachment.

Maybe it's just a dream. Why can't your smile disappear in your memory?

A joke with a very interesting connotation

1, others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly.

2. Heaven is in a woman's cave!

Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say I will do it until I die.

I want a stable score, can resist the cruelty of the final exam, and have a home among a bunch of academic tyrants.

Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.

6. I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

7. I will be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, I don't sleep at night ~

8. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

9. If you like weirdos, I'm actually pretty.

10, I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out a coin from my pocket: if all six shots were heads, I would go to class! I've been thinking about it for a long time. Forget it. Don't take the risk.

1 1. A woman who says she is smart is unlikely to be dated, let alone hijacked by terrorists.

12, I skipped classes too much. One day, I wanted to go to class and met the professor. The professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long and I've grown so big.

13, don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

14. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.

15, a man has some money in his pocket and will not be idle from the waist down!

16, when I got up this morning and was brushing my teeth, my mother suddenly patted my ass behind me and vaguely said, young man, you have a great figure! Then I ran back to my room laughing and said to my father, old man, you are going to lose this time. My son didn't say I was crazy! God, I almost swallowed toothpaste.

17, fart to let others smell!

18, my woman! Never play outside with other men in the middle of the night! And don't drink with other men!

19, so far I dare not fall in love, just because Taiwan Province Province is alone overseas!

20. The most beautiful thing in the world is to sleep with the air conditioner on after dinner.

2 1. A young man, with a good job and a cheerful personality, went to the Zen master to enlighten him when he could not find someone. The Zen master looked at him, pointed to his mobile phone, waved and said nothing. The young man suddenly realized and knelt down and left. Two months later, the young man came to see the Zen master again: I follow your advice, stay away from mobile phones, stay away from the internet and love life. But there is still no object. The Zen master shook his head: use WeChat, shake it!

22. As soon as others praise me for being handsome, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

23. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

24. If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

25. I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

26. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

27, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas!

28. The world is so complicated and people are so confused. .

29. You are fit for nothing but being my wife.

30, you are the best example of abortion failure!

3 1, you have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

I can't fly, no matter for whom.

33. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive,

How do you feel about the avalanche of homework? You got my man, but you didn't get my heart.

35. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who tickles the bad guy.

36. After marriage, men are like tablecloths, which only appear when eating.

37. You are so mean to me and expect me to speak softly to you.

38, don't stare at me, stare again, I charge!

39. A man's yearning is a desire for the body and a heartfelt call for sexual desire. Unfortunately, I got this disease, which is called acacia.

40. A gentleman received a short message, which was written in a growling tone. The content is as follows: you uncle! ! ! Your mother! ! ! Your sister! ! ! Your family is happy! ! ! Holy shit! Is there such a blessing? !

4 1. If he says to you, forget me. Just tell the other person: I'm sorry, I never remember.

42. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar, leaving the US dollar with no way out.

43. I am online and you are offline. I'm offline and you're online. I am online, you are invisible. You have violated my bottom line.

44. The first half: the student ID card, admission ticket and ID card are not taken with the second half: listening questions, reading questions, composition questions and cross-examination questions: the focus is on participation.

45, Tu Tu said, love a person is persistent. Persistence is holding a person's hand and not letting go.

46. Female students who have just returned from an internship in a Japanese company feel: No matter how high-end meetings, no matter how high-end people attend, those people have a polite meeting with you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!

47. Someone always says in front of me: live first, then live. But I found that when you are busy with life, life is gone.

48. Don't believe any beautiful lies, such as the realization of materialism depends on your efforts!

49. Either endure or be cruel. A joke with a very interesting connotation

When I was born, God promised to marry his most beautiful daughter to me. I looked around and looked up and down, waiting for 2 1 year, but I still didn't see the shadow of the fairy. I was depressed, so I ran to ask God. God said: What's your hurry? I don't even have a girlfriend!

5 1.500 yuan bought a pair of beggar pants. As a result, my grandmother mended my pants when she washed them for me.

52. The lake is quiet, just like a mirror, clearly reflecting the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers and green trees.

53. I am a different color fireworks. He is two yuan a bunch.

54. I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!

55. My newly acquired gf and I decided to break up with me after dating for a week, just because I haven't read the books of Oak Taviu Pass and the poems of Borges.

56. One heart can only hold one person. If you hold two people, then you are not alone.

57. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

58、CZ； I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

59. My sister wears tights not to show off her figure, but to prevent thieves.

60. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

6 1, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I'll play dead for you!

62. The next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you will answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

63. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

64. Broad and profound, concise summary of the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

65. Baby, you are vulgar and creative. When you pose in front of a man with an object all day, you are not sexy. You are itchy.

66. When I faced the final examination paper, I found that I was suffering from white school disease.

67. My computer and I have the same language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.

68. Come to think of it, I seem to have a disease of learning for nothing. Those funny jokes with connotations.

69, when the hardware can also copy!

70. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe, but few people meet.

7 1, I called you a little puss-head, which insulted a little puss-head. How can you let a little puss-head come out to meet people in the future?

72. The best thing in the world is to sleep with the air conditioner on when you are full.

73. The child said: Grandpa, can you sing little stars? Grandpa: Yes, Child: You can sing it to me. Grandpa: The stars in the sky can join Beidou!

74. Why hasn't the old man's garbage come yet?

75. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

76. Long hair is as gentle as water, not as cool as my short hair.

77. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

78. Some songs fall in love after listening to the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

79. It turns out that Sister Rong was also a flower. Ha ha.

80. A girl shouted motherland in the face of beautiful mountains and rivers! My mother! A boy who has a crush on her hurriedly calls for the motherland! My mother-in-law

8 1, get up every morning and shout: Fuck the Japanese. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

I love you, but you have to sleep with me.

83. In fact, the day shift is short, and the computer passes as soon as it is turned on and off.

84, on impulse, the later crisis! The latest funny jokes with connotations.

85. I don't want to give you face. Why should I give you face?

86. The eldest sister belongs to the state-owned property and will never be sold cheaply.

87. No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-trick.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

89, don't flow crazy Gao Lingshi

90. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

9 1, a good friend is a silly smile when two people look at each other for no reason.

92. If the mid-term score slaps you, then the final exam slaps you. Are you sure the final exam didn't sting you?

93. Women always like to ask men: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you be? At this time, you replied: Your father and I are drunk. Who are you helping?

94. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

95, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!

96. At the risk of being abused and crying by mosquitoes, chatting on the screen of a mobile phone is true love.

97. After being young and frivolous, shall we get married?

98. If you are an unfathomable sea, I am a drowning man who doesn't know how to live or die.

99. Men are lewd. A stronger one is called a pervert, a stronger one is called a pervert, and a stronger one is called a pervert. Especially strong, they become perverted perverts and are called human aesthetic artists.

100, as soon as I took off my cotton trousers, Miss Chun came lightly.

10 1. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

102, the public toilet is full, and my stomach hurts. Someone finally came out. Just as I was about to squat down, I heard an aunt scolding me at the back: Young people are not sensible and don't give way to old people. The young man said, auntie, this is a public toilet, not a bus!

103. If I can still remember you in my next life, I must die incompletely in my life.

104, Tangseng meat can live forever. I wonder if Tang priest's excrement has the same effect?

105, is the ring on your stomach?

106, for heaven's sake, the grass people are willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on them.

107, the personality you think is actually blind.

108, I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

109, a man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.

1 10, I like the way you don't like what I can't do.

1 1 1, why doesn't the country study imitation unlined upper garment with your face?

1 12, the woman outside the umbrella is doomed not to go out on rainy days.

1 13, I didn't want to marry a wife but married me.

1 14, please don't call me by my name during the final exam week, please call me Guo Er!

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

1 16, women are divided into married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

1 17, as long as the hoe dance is good, there is a corner that can't be dug down?

1 18, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

1 19 You cried, but the eye shadow flashed more beautifully.

120, before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well.

12 1, you can lie to me, but since you said it, please try your best to round this lie down, and don't let me expose it or I will kill you.

122, demo, don't kill yourself when you see me!

123, our boss came to the office and saw several female employees wearing makeup, so he reprimanded the manager: someone is wearing makeup in the office, why don't you care? The manager didn't say anything. After the boss left, he said to the female employees: Don't listen to him, let's continue to change. Suddenly, there was cheers in the office. Then, the manager added: you are so ugly that you won't let makeup make you live.

124, if you are the one, the female guest will turn off another man's light, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory will turn off the whole floor.

125, teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

126, the monthly exam and menstruation are good friends, come once a month.

127, if you love me, put on a wedding dress for me and then take off your clothes.

128, Chairman Mao taught us that your mother is helping you//

129, although people can't match horses, some people can match pigs.

130, forgetting is a luxury, and memory is torture.

13 1, I want to fly to your bed. Sorry, I slept on the kang.

132, you may not study hard, but you must not review well.

133, why am I still alive? That's because I'm waiting to die! Why did I kill and set fire? That's because I want to die!

134, life lies in stillness. How many years do you think the tortoise lived?

135, women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

Shameless is also a quality! Missing is a kind of neuropathy!

137, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

138, tell you a ghost story, school is about to start,

139. If you pay taxes in the mirror, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

140, when playing cards, I fell in love with dice, when drinking, I fell in love with cups, when sleeping, I fell in love with quilts, when wearing shoes, I became a prince, and when I miss you, I think of your boys and old friends. How have you been recently? I wish you happiness!

14 1, people's loneliness can sometimes be seen from the body!

142, the contraceptive is valid for three years and the condom is valid for five years. Many times, love expires before drugs and condoms expire.

143, don't eat meat

144, I didn't guess the beginning of our story or the end of this story.

145, our goal: look at money and earn more.

146, honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

147, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~.

A signature copy with great personality

Very personalized signature copy-1. These days, you can't rely on yourself and want to rely on others?

2. There are always some things that make you meet some people inadvertently.

3. I have walked so many roads, how can I not be the first, how can I not feel bad.

Don't be proud in front of me, one day I will laugh and watch you cry.

Sometimes, when you do something right, no one will remember, but when you do something wrong, you can't even breathe.

6. Whether I love you too much or I am too sensitive, you can make me uneasy all night.

7. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if I have a cold, I still hope to take another bath in the future.

8. I can completely ignore everything about you.

9.-put away your insincerity and roll all the way to the sun.

10. Cherish the person who is still around you and treats you well, knowing that there is someone in your heart.

1 1. I feel that there are many monsters living in my heart, and they are eating my heart at will.

12. The whole world suddenly has only one person's eternity left.

13. Wait for expectations and dreams, pass by people you don't love, and go hand in hand with people you love.

14. You don't need to apologize for love, but the person who loves you is mean.

15. A person will inevitably feel lonely; Two people do not necessarily make a world.

16. Women are cute when they first meet, but fierce when they meet.

17. Everyone likes novelty, but not everyone can stay with you.

18. Only I know that when I am in pain, I don't say anything.

19. Even if you break your head, you have to rush into the new building.

20. A person I desperately like was taken away so easily.

Very personalized signature copy 2 2 1. If it weren't for my sun, no matter how bright the light is, it can't illuminate my heart.

22. It is strange that people who love me can only love half.

23. True love is to take this life with you and never give up.

24. We can't go back, we can't go back to the lush years, we can't go back to the simplicity and perfection, and we can't go back to the pride.

25. It turns out that love is really not a thing, it is just an emotion.

26. Don't touch it! I can't even find my own breasts.

27. If love is really that simple, why are you embarrassed?

28. Such love is neither intense nor enthusiastic. This kind of love is ancient from the beginning.

29. May everyone who gives you a time surprise accompany you through your tender years.

30. Sometimes I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

3 1. Sometimes telling others that you think too much is actually thinking too much.

32. You should smile gracefully and make him look brand-new.

33. Anyway, please stay away from the cliff and don't pin your expectations on the ordinary.

34. If you don't belong to yourself, you will feel tired at first sight.

35. Love a song, often because a lyric reminds you of a story that touched you in life.

How dare I fall? There is no one behind me.

37. I am also a good girl who grew up on the shoulders of scum.

38. Tears in love make time bake slowly.

39. Take the farthest road with your initial heart.

40. The important thing is not to have everything, but that what you want happens to be around.

The signature copy III 4 1 with great personality. When we know happiness, we know how to cherish it.

42. We all come from the land of desire, and we can't stay away from temptation.

43. When reality raises his hand and slaps you, you should give him a high five.

44. If every time you smile is not for me, I will never shed another tear for you in my life.

45. Your world has nothing to do with me. My world is only worth watching.

46. Get along with people: If you respect me, I will respect you. You ignore me, and I ignore you. It's that simple! Don't be used to ungrateful people; Don't feed your ungrateful heart.

47. I don't know who will turn over my message board and giggle when I talk nonsense. It's sad.

48. If there is separation after meeting, I hope I have never met it.

49. Be confident and not arrogant. Self-persistence doesn't require others to be like you. If we are together, let's go forward together. If not, I wish you good luck and go your own way.

50. When you are ready to let me go, don't think that I can still remember you.

5 1. does not belong to your feelings, just like the sand in your hand. No matter how tight you hold them, they will fade away.

52. Some people used to be friends, but they can't even be friends after confession.

53. Is there a person who suddenly becomes silent as soon as you hear his name?

54. Now you have no right to expect me to change for you-

55. Love has wonderful magic, which makes one person fall in love with another.

56. There are some things that you try to see, but you can't see clearly. Like the future.

57. This girl, you are dressed too beautifully. Are you dissatisfied with the world?

58. If you touch my things, it's your fault.

59. If you don't love, you have to love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

No matter how naive we are, as long as we have experienced love, we will grow up.