How to describe the characteristics of American States in one sentence?

Alabama: "We rank 49th in the United States in every ranking, but fortunately, Mississippi always puts us at the bottom." A typical southern American state, the economy is very backward.

Alaska: "No, we can't see Russia here." The American enclave faces Russia across the Bering Strait.

Arizona: "The main features here are hot weather and extremely exclusive people." Located in the desert area of the southwestern United States, the population is conservative.

Arkansas: "Being literate doesn't tell everything." The state with the lowest college penetration rate.

California: "We should be the most suitable for pornographic literature among American States." There is sunshine, beauty and Hollywood.

Colorado: "We always laugh at altitude sickness." Located on the Colorado Plateau.

Connecticut: "We are close to some places you really want to go, such as new york and Boston." Between new york and Boston, it belongs to the east coast urban belt, but there is no big city in itself.

Travar: "The first state in the United States, this is us." The first state to sign the declaration of independence.

Florida: "when you are old, you can't walk, you have to take medicine, and you are dying. This is your best home." or vice versa, Dallas to the auditorium "A famous old-age resort in the south.

Georgia: "Without Atlanta, we would be as miserable as Alabama." Also in the south, the economy is average, mainly supported by the big city Atlanta.

Hawaii: "Go to hell, native. But please leave your money before you die. " In the distant center of the Pacific Ocean, it was once an independent kingdom. A tourist attraction.

Idaho: "We have more than potatoes. Oh, it seems that there is really nothing else. But our potatoes are really delicious. " This is Shehe Basalt Plain, because it contains special minerals, so potatoes grow well.

Illinois: "please, our s is silent." Many people read it wrong.

Indiana: "We haven't seen the tide for 2 billion years." Inland in the midwest, I haven't seen the ocean since the formation of the American continent.

Iowa: "Now we are counting the days every day. When the election day approaches, we will be the focus." Located in the midwest, it has no characteristics except agriculture. Typical swing state.

Kansas: "Our corn attracted many people, and our tornado made many people afraid to leave." Located in the central plain, it is rich in corn and one of the hardest hit areas of tornadoes.

Kentucky: "We have five million people, but only fifteen surnames." Hartland, which calls itself the United States, is the core area. People are very conservative and few outsiders.

Louisiana: "We are also grateful for the existence of Mississippi and, of course, oil." It is also one of the economically backward states in the south, but there are many oil companies.

Maine: "We are cold, but we have cheaper lobsters." Rich in Maine lobster.

Maryland: "Anything you can think of, we will collect taxes." States with multiple tax items.

Massachusetts: "I hope you like our two seasons: winter and construction." The winter is long and the construction period is long.

Michigan: "The car you drove and the cherry you ate are probably ours." Detroit, the automobile capital, and Traverse City, the cherry capital, are both here.

Minnesota: "We have thousands of lakes and countless mosquitoes." There are many lakes and swamps in this state, and of course there are inevitably many mosquitoes.

Mississippi: "Come and visit our state. You will like your state. " Many people think this is the worst state in America.

Missouri: "We love running companies!" " Many large companies have moved their headquarters or important branches to the central region, and Missouri is one of the popular destinations.

Montana: "We are the birthplace of letter bombs." This is the source of the letter bomb.

Nebraska: "This is the nightmare of agoraphobia." The most "flat" state in America, a wilderness with boring scenery.

Nevada: "This is the best place to squander your savings." Gambling is legal, and Las Vegas is located in this state.

New Hampshire: "We are no different from Vermont." Many people simply can't tell the difference between these two states.

New Jersey: "I hope you can get used to the traffic here." Almost the whole state is a suburb of new york, with serious traffic jams.

New Mexico: "Breaking Bad is the funniest thing that has ever happened here." Desert, valley, nothing.

New york: "We will take care of what you think is interesting until you think it is no longer interesting." There are many laws and regulations.

North Carolina: "Americans get lung cancer because of us." It was once famous for growing tobacco.

North Dakota: "We are really a state in the United States." The state of being very low.

Ohio: "At least we are not Michigan." Because the Toledo War and Michigan are traditional enemies.

Oklahoma: "Do you know why the purchase in Louisiana is so cheap, because we are also on the land being purchased?" Poor land, Indians everywhere, tornadoes flying all over the sky.

Oregon: "In our state, you may still die of dysentery." ...

Pennsylvania: "Cook or burn coal!" "The coal and steel industries used to be very developed.

Rhode Island: "We are really not an island." It's not an island.

South Carolina: "We are still proud of the flag of the South." A white super-conservative state, during the civil war, the state capital still hung the southern flag.

South Dakota: "We are closer than North Dakota." The sense of existence is not high.

Tennessee: "We are the fattest state." Junk food is everywhere.

Texas: "If you are gay, black, female or out of town, then you are miserable." Conservative, alien, exclusive.

Utah: "You want to have multiple families at the same time? Then we are the best choice here. " Utah is the seat of Mormonism, and the tradition of Mormonism is polygamy.

Vermont: "In our country, enthusiasm is also illegal." The state of being cold.

Virginia: "We cover 42,000 square miles, but we are all suburbs of the capital." It's close to the capital, nothing particularly big.

Washington State: "Our laws here are very loose, but everything is boring." ...

West Virginia: "We are a big family." A state that once encouraged close relatives to get married.

Wisconsin: "It's so cold here that we can't be quiet." Located in the midwest, the winter is long and cold.

Wyoming: "We have the best national parks." The famous Yellowstone National Park is located in this state.