Funny quotes about cold weather

1． It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

2． I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

3. Winter is the most rogue, always likes to freeze my hands and feet. Funny sayings about the cold weather, humorous sentences to describe the cold weather.

4. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

5. "Why do people in northern areas have more direct personalities?" "It's freezing cold, who has time to chat with you?"

6. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

7. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

8． When a girl is alone and alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she feels cold.

9. The weather is so cold that even a fart can be used to dry your hands. 11. Cold is just one word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead. Funny sayings about the cold weather, humorous sentences to describe the cold weather.

12. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself, wear more clothes, etc. Either take care of me or use the money to buy me clothes.

13. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

14. In summer, I feel like running naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

15. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

16. It's cold, and every time I stay in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teachings: "Unless you can make money in bed, don't stay in bed."

17. It's cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

18． It’s time again to rely on courage to take off clothes, to rely on perseverance to wash clothes, and to rely on explosive power to get out of bed.

19. Not replying to your message is not because I am cold, but because my hands are cold.

20． Winter is here. If you are afraid of the cold, you can crawl into a corner, because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can go to the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can spin around, because there are 360 ??degrees. If it is still cold, you can go to Zhongli. Look for him, because people are searching for him thousands of times.

21． The weather is so cold that it feels like a joke, and life feels like nonsense.

22. The person who allows me to take out my cell phone and type and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

23． The weather is getting colder, and fewer and fewer people are playing with their phones while walking on the road. I smiled while touching my hot Xiaomi phone, which is my hand warmer in winter. It feels hot at any time, continues to heat up, and warms my heart...

24. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.