How can I have a humorous chat with girls?

How to chat has always been an important part of picking up girls, especially mastering humorous chat skills will soon attract girls' favor and usher in a sweet emotional life. Humorous chatting reflects a person's interest and emotional intelligence, which can bring different emotional experiences to girls and play a role as a relationship lubricant. So, how to master humorous chatting skills?

Everyone should understand this. Chatting between men and women can be divided into serious and humorous jokes. Serious narration can't arouse the interest of the sister, but can only be regarded as a normal conversation, which gives the impression that the sister is quite satisfactory. Humorous and joking chatting can quickly arouse girls' interest and mood fluctuations, give positive responses, and bring deep impressions and good feelings. This kind of feeling is wonderful, and it can quickly break through the initial relationship and narrow the distance between us.

Once, like many boys, I couldn't learn to pick up girls, my emotional intelligence was not high, and I missed many good opportunities. Later, after studying in the "Alpine Love Network" system, she became a lover completely. It turns out that even if you are not tall, handsome or rich, you can still let girls chase you as long as you master the correct skills of picking up girls.

The most common humorous chatting skill is to misinterpret the other person's words or actions. Simply put, it is not to understand according to the routine, but to think for others.

For example, 1, for example, my sister took a selfie and covered her mouth. We immediately "misinterpret" and can reply like this: Why are you covering your mouth? Afraid I'll kiss you.

You see, the humorous chat above can kill two birds with one stone, reflecting your humorous interest and flirting to bring us closer. Therefore, the good use of humor often has a dual effect with flirting.

For example, chatting with my sister. It's always raining recently. Ask her if she likes rainy days. No matter how she replies, you can say: Hey, I used to like rainy days, my clothes didn't dry easily, and my pants didn't change.

Chatting in normal weather soon reminds me that clothes are not easy to dry. But with the pants unchanged, is it the finishing touch and the humorous effect outstanding? Then the girl will naturally implant into the scene to see how she understands it, that is, flirting.

Example 3, such as the following dialogue:

You: What's Big Sister doing?

Sister: At work.

You: Well, the early girl gets the worm.

Sister: Don't eat bugs.

You: What do you eat?

Sister: Eat meat.

You: Come on, my thighs are the most fleshy and tender.

Example 4:

You: You should learn to be an intellectual woman so that you can contact me.

Sister: Well, I'm studying. I just want to miss you. If you stand in front of me, I will even hit you.

You: I can spark. I accept this kind of beating because I'm worried that your hand will hurt, (or: touching me will hurt each other? )

Example 5:

You: What are you playing?

Sister: Reading.

You: A romance novel? Take a picture and let me have a look.

Sister: I won't show it. It's vulgar and a romance novel.

You: That's right. I was tired of watching it before, hehe.

Sister: Get out.

You: How do we get out? I'll go. I blushed.