Chatting with girls is a humorous story.

Many times, chatting with people will face the problem of how to find a topic. When women start to compete for you, a woman will even be deeply proud that you finally chose her. When a woman starts to be jealous, she suddenly finds herself afraid of losing you. It is also mentioned in the classic article "Bad Boys Tell You How to Attract Girls". I have to mention here that if you have a girlfriend, you will undoubtedly label yourself as "love rat". Therefore, you also need to grasp the scale. I remember many years ago, when I was still studying in college, my young friend fell in love with a school goddess. This goddess is an art major. She is not only amazing in appearance, but also versatile. Unfortunately, when I met her, she already had a boyfriend. However, I didn't have much scruples at that time. Just in an accidental meeting, I held the goddess' hand tightly. At that time, the goddess was not disgusted with me. I thought I was secretly promised and immediately confessed to the goddess. So, like many familiar endings, the goddess said, I have a boyfriend and we can still be friends. When I was young, I was at a loss and had to leave in anger. Learn from a painful experience and think that this is the end with the goddess. It happens that the goddess has a girlfriend around her, and the relationship is not bad. In my spare time, I chat with her online. One to two, the goddess girlfriend hinted that I could have dinner together when I was free. Although this girlfriend looks worse than the goddess, Amigo has nothing to do, so she immediately agreed. Unexpectedly, when I had dinner with the goddess' best friend and talked and laughed together, I met the goddess who missed me so much. At that time, I just said hello casually and went back by myself. But then things turned around unexpectedly. Just half an hour later, I received a message from the goddess. Today, after 10 years, Amigo still clearly remembers the content of the short message: "I found that I like you." Of course I was in heaven, and that night I found the goddess. That night, the goddess officially became my girlfriend. He also said that he would be separated from his senior boyfriend. At that time, I just lamented that there were many good things, and I didn't understand why the goddess changed so much. It was not until many years later that I was immersed in dating science and culture that I woke up the dreamer with a sentence: "jealousy is the shortcut to attraction, and pain is the medicine of love." Recently, I have always participated in many social circle activities organized by training camps. Participants in these social circle activities are all my offline students. After the course, such internal activities can help students better expand their female resources and pick up girls in social circles. And I am often the organizer of these activities. We can't skip the topic here. And whenever I take part in such activities, I often bring my real girlfriend. However, although there is a girlfriend sitting on the side, it does not seem to prevent some stories from happening. I always get the glad eye or positive hints from some girls around me. For example, at a party, a Chinese-Russian mixed-race beauty suddenly leaned her head on my shoulder when her girlfriend was away. After her girlfriend came back, she deliberately defiantly fed me in front of her. Of course, I'm not stupid enough to respond. For another example, at a party, a female fitness instructor with a figure of * * * secretly took me to the balcony and said to me, "Actually, I liked you at first, but it's a pity that you have a girlfriend now." Then he looked at me expectantly. At another party, a girl whispered to me, "Every time you come out to play, bring your girlfriend. We'll have fun without a girlfriend next time. " Of course I know what she means. Until another party, when the atmosphere of the party reached hi, the girl pointed to her best friend and whispered to me, "Monica and I have a good relationship and have always wanted to try flying together." Will you come with us tonight? " In the face of such a direct and hot invitation, Amigo, who has been through many battles, is a little embarrassed ... There are countless similar situations about how to find a topic when chatting with people. In social circles, I always have my own way of pursuing girls. In social circles, such as ktv parties, knock-on parties, cocktail parties and nightclubs, it is easy to build attraction. For details about the operation of social circles, you can pay attention to my article two years ago. Good social authentication is also a weapon to build attraction in the social circle. Below are some photos of our recent internal activities. But even so, girls in social circles will not be so active in expressing interest in me. Women tend to be passive when choosing a spouse, and always meet girls who are so active and good, which is unreasonable and unscientific! At first, I was confused that I didn't suddenly have Daniel Wu's appearance, or become the illegitimate child of Li Ka-shing. I thought about it a little before I knew the answer to this question. The reason is just because I have a girlfriend who likes to be late ..... This content is almost repeated at every social gathering. I'll come to the party first and organize everyone's games as a controller. Occasionally steal time to hang out with a few girls. The way to blend is nothing more than teasing or flirting. Generally, I can receive many girls' interest signals. I remember one party, a girl responded well to me, so I borrowed her charging treasure to charge my mobile phone. I unplugged the plug half an hour later, so the girl asked, "Is it full so soon?" I replied with a bad smile: "Are you talking about people or mobile phones?" The girl snickered and said something. I added: "The phone is full, but people are coming soon. Do you want to be my charging treasure? " Before she responded, I smiled, pulled away and released. Then my late girlfriend showed up. After the party, the girl with the charging treasure has never left my eyes ... The attraction established is the premise, and the instantaneous participation of my girlfriend is undoubtedly the catalyst for everything. Jealousy can make women want you more instantly, change roles instantly, and take the initiative to be nice to you. How to find a topic when chatting with people, and all the plots I said before, their rhythm, are mostly the same. This is what I'm talking about. Make good use of it. Let a woman be your best pusher. So, whenever I pick up girls in a group, if a girl is nice to me. My first thought is not how to attract this woman, but the value she can bring me. Can I attract the girls with the highest scores in the whole group with obvious affection for me? In this regard, you can also refer to my previous article: it records the magic knife brought by a woman's "killing eyes". Many times, when women start to compete for you, a woman will even be deeply proud that you finally chose her. After talking with people about how to find a topic, when women start to be jealous, they suddenly find themselves afraid of losing you. This is the hidden rule behind this game, and you may not understand it yet. Of course, what I have to mention here is that if you have a girlfriend around you and obviously hook up with girls or even pursue other girls, you will undoubtedly label yourself as "love rat". It is mentioned in the famous First Date: How to attract girls. So you also need to grasp the scale, which of course also tests your social intuition. From a girl's point of view, I know more about girls' psychology. Most girls don't take the initiative to pursue the boys they like, unless they really like them too much or are the kind of girls who are very brave and brave. So, if you like a girl very much and think she is a little interested in you, take the initiative and don't engage in a tug-of-war with her, you will feel uncomfortable. Maybe the person you like will also suffer. When girls are being chased, their psychology is very complicated. She may be happy, but she is a little scared. She has ambivalence towards the boy who intruded into her quiet life. She didn't mean to. Don't think she is testing you, but she is actually fighting herself. She is afraid of getting hurt. Don't be afraid that your initiative will bring her disgust. If you don't take the initiative, she won't take the initiative, and it will fade slowly. It's normal if your initial confession is rejected by her. Don't be discouraged, who knows what this girl is thinking? Maybe if you confess twice, she will be moved by you. A good girl with a kind heart is easily moved. If you encounter setbacks, leave immediately, never reply to this girl again, protect yourself tightly and lick the wound silently. And when you are in pain, as everyone knows, that girl may be regretting, regretting! Maybe she will secretly cry and regret rejecting you, and then she will be sad to see your indifferent eyes, but she won't tell you, and she will never let you come back to chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart. She will think that you don't really like him, otherwise how could you just give her up? Some people say that it is really difficult for boys and it is not easy to chase girls. But my feeling is that this phenomenon is inseparable from the social role orientation of men and women. From a physiological and social point of view, women are always passive. If, on the other hand, men are ashamed and women are brave, the world will be in a mess! Women's shyness is always beautiful ~ I always hear that a brave man overcame many difficulties and finally won the heart of a beautiful woman. Negative examples are rarely heard. A girl's mood is like the weather. It's cloudy with occasional showers, and her mood swings are really unpredictable. Hey! This sentence really hits the nail on the head From another perspective, of course, it also shows the helplessness of many boys. If you don't have any foresight, you will accept the retribution of the storm sooner or later. If a girl's temper is really like the weather, then let's take a good look at the classification of the weather! This time, let's compare the level of wind with the temper of girls. 1.0- No wind: At this time, you can't feel the temper of any girl at all, as if you were in still air. Usually this happens only when your girlfriend is not around, and your spirit can be completely relaxed. 2. 1- Roufeng: At this time, you will feel the reaction of a little girl, and you will see that girl grinning and saying that she is annoyed. At this time, you will feel that she is like a breeze in spring, which makes people feel very comfortable. Level 3.2-Breeze: At this time, the girl has begun to show some unhappiness. She usually spits out boredom to express her feelings, but she quickly turns away. This level may have no effect on you. Level 4.3-Breeze: At this time, you will find that girls begin to show more unhappiness and usually hit you with a little thing to let you know to stop! But it doesn't necessarily affect you, because you will think that she is joking with you. Level 5.4-Hefeng: You will find that girls begin to express their unhappy feelings with some voice language. 6.5-Breeze: At this time, you should feel a little chilly. Usually, girls will give you a hard look and say something sarcastic. Don't think this is just a piece of cake. If you are still in this situation for a long time and don't know it, then I want to remind you that this level is one level behind the next level of strong wind! Level 7.6-Strong wind: This is a level. At ordinary times, girls have begun to curse with their hands around their waist, and their tone has also improved. You should know how to advance and retreat! 8.7- Gao Feng: At this time, it has already started to get angry, and the cursing sounds are constant. 9.8-Gale: This level was a bit scary from the beginning. In addition to cursing constantly, there will be some loud noises and noises. Generally, you just swear and strike the table! 10.9-gale: at this level, there will be some property losses, usually she starts to drop some small things that can be taken at hand, such as pens, mobile phones and shoes! It often hurts some small things. Remember that you should have the ability to receive things in the air at this time. 11.10-storm: At this time, many things tend to break and hurt. At this time, don't pretend to be calm and don't pretend to be strong. If you encounter garbage that comes at you one after another, you'd better find shelter first, just like an earthquake. Grade 12. 1 1- gale: this grade is just like the name. She will rush to hit people like a madman, often causing some disasters to mankind. Normally, she can't escape with a slap. 13. 12- hurricane: this level is also a strong typhoon that we are familiar with. If we don't take preventive measures, there will usually be casualties and disasters. How to please girls: If you have the right girls, you should cherish the feelings between them. You should learn to care about her, love her, and let her feel how much you care about her. To be a boy, you should read a girl's mind, understand her mind, and let her feel your meticulous care. She sings beside you like a happy bird. You should learn to walk, go shopping, sing, dance, and go on an outing with her ... You should always give her freshness and buy her some trinkets, which are cheap and can express your admiration, and make her think that you are a good boy who knows interest and loves life, and she will love you more. Only by understanding each other can we have a common language, and only by forbearing each other can we make love sweeter. You should let her know that girls should be spoiled, loved, cared for and cherished! Love means giving, dedication, and love means making you happy all your life. This is true love! I believe that with your intelligence, you will definitely win the favor of girls! Teach you how to please girls 1 "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart. Can I borrow a dollar from you? " "Why? I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams. " Or "I want to call your mother and thank her." 3. "Is your father a thief?" "No" "Then how could he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes? If they answer you "yes", you should be prepared. 4. "You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you." 5. "Your legs must be very tired, right? ""why? " "Because you have been running around in my mind all day. 6. (Look at his/her clothes label. When they say, "What are you doing?" Answer "just to see if you are made in heaven." "or" just to see if you are my number. Sorry, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe. 9. "Miss, please give it back to me!" "what!" My heart, you took it away with your eyes! "10." There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. 1 1. "I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? 12. "It rained heavily today. ""yes! " "That's because God is drooling over you. 13. If I can rearrange English letters, I will put U and I together. 14. "Sorry, I'm an artist. It's my job to stare at beautiful women. 15. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. " "Why not be the first?" "I am the happiest person with you!" Hello, dear. I suggest you tell some jokes or something; Answer two commas occasionally. How to chat humorously? For example, 1, for example, chatting with my sister, it always rains recently, and asking her if she likes rainy days. No matter how she replies, you can say: Hey, I used to like rainy days, my clothes didn't dry easily, and my pants didn't change. Chatting in normal weather soon reminds me that clothes are not easy to dry. But with the pants unchanged, is it the finishing touch and the humorous effect outstanding? Then the girl will naturally implant into the scene to see how she understands it, that is, flirting. Example 2, such as the following dialogue: You: What are you doing? Sister: I'm working. You: well, I catch insects early. Sister: Don't eat bugs. You: What do you eat? Sister: Eat Meat You: Come on, I have the most thigh meat, which is smooth and tender. I used to be like you. I didn't pick up girls. I didn't pick up girls. Be caring and attentive to girls, kneel down to please countless times and send expensive gifts, but they are regarded as good men and fail again and again. Later, after in-depth study in "Alpine Love", she became a lover completely. As long as you master the skills of picking up girls correctly, you can still make girls like you even if you are not handsome and have no money. Example 3: You: You should learn to be an intellectual woman so that you can call me. Sister: Well, I'm studying. I just want to miss you. If you stand in front of me, I will even hit you. You can spark. I accepted this beating only because I was worried that your hand would hurt. (Or: Did you touch me and hurt each other? ) Example 4: You: What are you playing? Sister: Reading. You: A romance novel? I'll just take a photo and see my sister: I won't show it. It's vulgar and a romance novel. You: Yes, I was tired of watching it before. Hey, hey, sister: Fuck you: How do we get out? I'll go. I blushed.