It's cold now

Men accompany women to watch Korean dramas in the living room ... women suddenly feel so sad.

Woman: Let me ask you something. ...

Man: What?

Woman: Do you love me or not? ...

M: Why do you ask? You know that. ..

Woman: I'll give you three chances. One, two. ....

Man: Love, love, do what? Want to be spoiled?

Woman: Throw it on your dead head. ...

Man: ... (I don't know what happened ...)

Woman: If you had a choice, would you rather I die or you die! !

M: No, that's not a good answer. ....

Woman: One, two. ...

Man: I am dead! !

The girl thought for a moment. .....

Woman: You're dead! I don't care if you die! ! Who pays the rent when you die, repairs the faucet, peels the apples for me, and washes my underwear when you die? Who bullied me when you died ... wow ~ ~ a lot ... you have enough courage to die. ....

Man: So ... So you're dead. ....

Woman: Wow ... you are a dead baby, so you have enough courage to tell ... whether you are human or not ... because I love you, protect you, care about you and take care of you. ....

Man: So ... I knew how to answer early in the morning, and I would die. ...

Woman: You didn't answer it yourself ... just die together. ....

M: (Don't talk about death, okay? )

Sleeping supplies

Woman: Get up! !

Man: What are you doing? ..

Woman: Did you do something wrong to me?

No. Why do you ask? ....

Woman: You have ... Let's go.

M: I really didn't ... Don't argue so late. I'm so sleepy.

Woman: You still deny it! !

Man: What do I recognize? ...

Woman: Just now, I clearly dreamed that you and the second woman took the same bus to work. ....

Male: ...................

Man: I won't play ... I'm too sleepy. You let me sleep.

Woman: Tell me. Really?

Man: ... no.

Woman: Prove it to me. ..

M: How to prove it?

W: You won't go to work tomorrow. ...

Male: ...........

Woman: You won't go to work tomorrow and accompany me to the big hippo (probably the place name). ...

Man: ... (Go to hell)

Edible articles

Man: What do you want to eat tonight?

Woman: Whatever! ! You call the shots

M: How about sushi?

Woman: I'm freezing to death. I eat cold food. ...

Man: Let's play hot pot. It's so cold, it's the best time to play hot pot.

Woman: I just ate it two days ago. I eat hot air all day. ..

M: How about Thai food or Korean barbecue?

Woman: People say it's hot, so I still have to eat these. Are you listening to me carefully? ...

M: How about going to Baijia (the name of the restaurant)? The package there is also good (a little helpless at first).

W: There are too many people in Baijia, so I don't want to wait in line.

M: How about "sawing steak" (eating steak)?

W: I don't want to eat too much meat. Too fat. ..

Man: Nobody asked you to finish a steak, or you ordered a plate of spaghetti or something.

Woman: that's not asking me to watch your tug of war. You can't eat before I eat. ...

M: How about going to eat Taiwan Province food? (a little angry)

Female: Taiwanese food is so oily and fat (SAO)

M: Have porridge (I have already "regretted").

Woman: It's too cold. I can't fill my stomach with porridge.

M: McDonald's or KFC ... OK (Jiang "regrets" and obviously doesn't want to think about it)

Woman: I said it was very hot ... (grievance)

M: Why don't you decide? I don't want to think about it. ...

W: I just can't figure out what to eat before you decide. Can you give me some advice (losing your temper)?

M: It's either hot or fat. I really can't think of anything to eat.

Woman: It's really hot and fat ... I made a mistake, and I lost my temper unexpectedly (the wicked complained first).

M: How about going to Ajisen and eating Lamian Noodles (like a dead dog)?

W: Well ... both are fine. I want to eat curry, Lamian Noodles/fried dumplings, and I want to eat ice cream (obviously, I will accept it as soon as possible).

Man: (thinking) ... Your mother ... God and you ... Ghosts and you ... Isn't curry spicy? Isn't fried dumplings spicy? Then eat ice cream and freeze you to death!

Write an article

This man is surfing the Internet. ...

A woman saw a man surfing the Internet and posted a story. ...

Start the trial of criminals ....

Woman: What's this? Why spend so much time writing and not doing things?

Man: ... then I'll be bored. Write something to kill time.

Woman: Have you finished hanging the clothes? Did you walk the dog? Did you pay the electricity bill? If you don't go to the underwater toilet, you're finished? you ......

Man: Come on! Come on! Can I finish writing and then go to the company to write?

W: Why do you have to write? You can't think of that girlfriend if you don't write. Such a good relationship is not as good as going to the toilet to have more bubbles, which is good for your health! ! !

Man: ... a fictional story.

W: So many novels? Tell me what it is! ! !

The man told the whole story. ......

W: What you can write must be what you think all day. I want to write about other women here all day. Writing about other women is not my job. If you don't have my share, you betray me! ! !

Male: ......

Woman: What happened to me and you? I didn't see you write it down. So you want to write about what happened with other women?

Can I write down what happened to you?

Woman: That won't do. I don't want anyone to know what I said to you.

Man: ... what can I do?

Woman: You must be kidding. You wrote everything I said!

Male: ......

I just added the last paragraph. Why is it missing? =。 =

One day the man got drunk and took the opportunity to order the woman to do things, buy food and drink.

When I got up the next day, I found myself naked and the whole room was naked.

While he was enjoying his photo, the doorbell rang.

Looking for clothes to wear, I found them locked in the next room.

I had no choice but to answer the door in women's clothes.

It turned out that his mother was outside the door.

Said his girlfriend told him that he was not feeling well, so she came to see him. ....

There is a cry in his heart. ....

Never get drunk again. ....