How to reply humorously when others say it's hot?

How to reply humorously when others say it's hot?

How to reply humorously when others say it's hot? With the coming of summer, the weather is getting hotter and hotter. "Hot" has become the most common topic in men's and women's chat. So how do you reply when the girl says "it's hot"? How to comfort girls when they say it's too hot? See how people respond humorously when they say they are hot.

How to reply humorously when others say it's hot? 1 1, "Are you hot? Then I'll tell you a cold joke and neutralize it ... "; Then you find a cold joke for girls, I don't know if they will be beaten.

2, you are so hot, just in time, I didn't have lunch, please help me heat up my lunch!

It's normal for you to be hot there. How are you doing in Africa? Give my regards to the aborigines!

4. Are you hot? What are you trying to tell me? Are you a slut?

It's normal to feel hot this day. I'll take you to the indoor ski resort when you are free. It is very cool there.

6. When the girl says it's hot, buy a beautiful small fan, a sun umbrella, an ice pack, sunscreen lotion, moisturizing essence toner and give her cold desserts and snacks like Hollyland or Haagen-Dazs. Actions are more important than any sweet words.

7. Why don't you come to my place after work? I have air conditioning here, it's not hot at all! Whether the girl will come or not is her business, and whether she will say it or not is your business.

8. I heard that it's cool to go swimming in hot weather. Would you like to have a try? Swimming is exciting to think about. Not only can you see your figure, but if your sister can't swim, you can also teach her by hand. More direct contact helps to enhance feelings, provided that you can swim. )

9, air-conditioning fan ice melon, there is always a suitable for you, which one do you choose? I'll bring it to you later, okay?

10 I think you are hot because you wear too much. Why don't you take off your clothes in front of me later and make sure it won't get hot right away.

1 1, female: "It's too hot"

Man: "You need an ice cream when you pinch your fingers at this time. It's refreshing to think about it."

Woman: "Ha ha, you really know how to count. Are you a fortune teller? "

Man: "Why don't I treat you to ice cream after work and then go to the movies?"

12, female: "It's too hot today"

Man: "Then I'll take you to eat ice cream after work."

Or: "I'll wait for you in the air-conditioned room after work."

Or: "I'll buy you a bikini and we'll go swimming."

How do girls reply when it's hot? Originally, the girl said that the heat actually represents her current feeling and state, but the boy should try to keep the topic in an ambiguous direction, instead of simply trying to cool the girl down, so that your relationship with the girl can go further. How's it going? Have you learned?

How to reply humorously when others say it's hot? 2 1, reply with reverse thinking.

The so-called reverse thinking is contrary to the usual thinking. For example, when a girl asks you a question while chatting, you will answer the question directly because of inertia thinking. There is nothing wrong with such a reply, but it can't stimulate girls' emotional ups and downs, and chatting will naturally become boring.

If you want girls to feel your special and humor, you can reply to girls with reverse thinking humor, which may make girls giggle immediately.

For example:

Woman: "It's so hot today."

Man: "Then turn on the air conditioner quickly" (general reply)

Man: "I'm freezing to death, come and neutralize me" (reverse answer)

2. Deliberately misinterpreting girls

When a girl tells her that she is hot, many boys basically help her solve problems seriously, such as letting her find a cool place to rest. How can a girl not know to find a cool place?

In fact, girls are just sharing their emotions with you. If you are too serious, you will lead the chat to a dead end, or even have nothing to say at the end. At this time, they can deliberately misinterpret the girl's "spicy" meaning to increase the interest and continuity of the chat topic.

For example:

Woman: "Why is it so hot today?"

Man: "You won't take off all your clothes now, will you?"

Woman: "Fuck you, you just took it off" (arousing girls' emotional reaction)

Man: "You are in such a good figure that taking off your clothes will make women all over the world jealous" or "You can't take off your clothes. What if someone else picks you up? "

Step 3 tease yourself

I believe everyone knows that boys with thick skin are more likely to get girls, which is often staged in real life. This is precisely because they dare to laugh at themselves and laugh at themselves. They are not afraid to chat with girls and say the wrong thing, but they will make girls feel that he is very real and grounded. Laughing at yourself can also make girls think you are interesting.

Therefore, when chatting with a girl who says she is very spicy, we can try to do the opposite and reply humorously to the girl by self-teasing.

For example:

Woman: "It's too hot today."

Man: "Yes, I was almost tanned and almost caught fire."

Woman: "Ha ha ha, why are you so funny?"

Man: "Do you want to be my little flame?"

Woman: "How?"

Man: "I look at you and you look at me. At the moment when our eyes met, there was a little or thunderous spark of love."

Woman: "Gee, your mouth is too sweet."

Others say it's so hot, how can you reply humorously? 3 the pursued girl.

If you are pursuing this girl, and the girl tells you that she is very hot when chatting, you should reply according to your current chat status, the girl's feedback and emotional state:

Girls don't respond well.

The girl's bad reaction shows that her emotional state is very unstable at this time. At this time, if you say that it is out of date and the weather is already hot and dry, it may detonate girls' emotions in an instant. So the correct way is to listen patiently, comfort and let the girl know that you understand her, and then the relationship will be much smoother.

For example:

Woman: "I'm so bored today. I'm bored to death."

Man: "This bad weather makes you unhappy. What's wrong? "

Female: "The boss blames me for not doing this and that ..."

Man: "It's not worth it now. I will buy you an ice cream after work. Let's fire the boss together. "

Girls are having an affair with you.

If you are having an affair with a girl, it means that this girl is interested in you. You know, the purpose of chatting is to invite. Since the girl told you that she was hot, you might as well take the opportunity to find a reason to ask her out. If the current conditions are inconvenient, we should continue to enhance the ambiguous atmosphere with girls.

For example:

Woman: "It's too hot."

Man: "You need an ice cream when you pinch your fingers at this time. It's refreshing to think about it."

Woman: "Ha ha, you really know how to count. Are you a fortune teller? "

Man: "Why don't I treat you to ice cream after work and then go to the movies?"

This girl is your girlfriend.

If your girlfriend tells you that she is very hot when chatting, she needs your comfort, understanding and companionship, and needs you to bring her a good emotional experience and help her get rid of the hot and restless bad mood. After all, girlfriends are used to coax and hurt, so as to maintain a long-term relationship with you.

vague reply

Woman: "honey, it hurts me to death."

Man: "Then I'll help you undress."

Or: "You remind me of a shy photo. Shy "

Or: "I am a small air conditioner, and chatting with me can make you feel good."

This humorous reply to the girl said that it was too hot, and the girl became a girlfriend.