Friends express humor in traffic jams. Talk about 40 excerpts.

Friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam (I) 1. There is a traffic jam on the Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

2. It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the viaduct is blocked strictly. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

Going home for the Spring Festival is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

5. Afraid of traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

6. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

7. The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster of life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. ?

8. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

9. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

10. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

1 1. I have been stuck in traffic for over an hour. It's amazing. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

12. May Day holiday is coming soon. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

13. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

14. Years ago, when you got off the night shift, I could still wait at the intersection in the cold wind. If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

15. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

16. Traffic jam ... Yesterday, highways all over the country turned into a sea of cars. Moreover, there is a social topic behind the traffic jam: civilized travel starts with me.

17. The cold snow river enters the night and watches the sunrise at high speed.

18. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.

19. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.

20. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

Friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam (2)1. The Japanese are already unhappy, and the traffic jam has become this batch.

22. The road is blocked, depending on the weather, the weather is blocked.

23. "The bridge is blocked every day. You can get on the bridge smoothly when driving to work without traffic jams. That's a real jackpot!

I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

25. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

26. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and there's a traffic jam when you come home on National Day.

27. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

28. Hello, hello, hello. ?

29. Hangzhou people collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio has released a message about Weibo, everyone has no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

3 1. Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

32. Expressway, please charge!

33. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue the class! It's simple. We!

Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. Traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies, and gasoline resources are not difficult, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors to issue cards at high speed.

35. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

Anyone who complains about the traffic jam during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

37. It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

38. The century-old precipitation was once blocked.

39.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

40. It took two and a half hours to walk less than one kilometer, and it hasn't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

Forty excerpts from senior dog licking humorous copywriting in friends circle

Senior dog licking humorous copy is in the circle of friends (I) 1. When I saw you online, I invited you to eat chicken, but I was rejected for the second time, and then I saw that you had already opened it. I know you must not play with me in order not to get into trouble.

The way I talk to you face to face makes me sick when I look at myself.

You ignored me for two days, and I sent a lot of dynamic messages that didn't attract your attention. I've thought a lot. Maybe I am a fish swimming in your sea, maybe I am grass, and I am willing to be cut by you. What are you doing now? I miss you.

4. "I bought you a pair of socks." "I'm his boyfriend!" "Then I'll buy more for you to tear, meowed ~ ~"

So I'm as important as your family.

6. Unrequited love is a person's shuddering.

7. He wears 1w shoes and you go with him. I spent 50w on treating cerebral palsy, and you ignored me?

8. I'm really happy to be caught by you for a few days. Can you protect me from your open love? I still want to be hooked by you as before.

9. My friend said that licking the dog again would break my leg. Fortunately, it's a leg. If he has a hand, he can't talk to you, Bao.

10. Why did you ask me out? Are you afraid I'm too tired to walk? I love you more, my baby!

1 1. So you can't lick a dog without calling it "Bao"? Then I won't scream.

12. I had a headache today and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the doctor said that my head was broken. I gave him a beating as soon as I heard it. All I can think about is you. He said my head was broken. He said you were bad. I won't allow others to say that you are not good at all.

13. Less treasure of wind and rain, more beautiful gratitude. Sing warmly and poetically, harmoniously and freely ...

14. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. I really don't know what to do without your cold violence.

15. Of course I choose to forgive her.

16. I don't want to lick the dog anymore. Let's get together and leave. You can go to your wooden bridge later. I will support the bridge below. You must be careful when crossing the bridge.

17. You deleted me today, and I was lost in thought for a long time. I think there must be some deep meaning in this. So you're playing hard to get. I don't think I love you enough. You've become cuter for no reason. I will stick to my love for you, so don't worry. I'll give you another number!

18. I will listen to you except breaking up.

19. Why can't I see your circle of friends?

20. Because the signal here is not good, I didn't get a second response, which was a few seconds slower than last time. Don't be angry. I am now in the small tree at the head of our village. The signal in the tree is better, but the mosquito nailed me to death.

Humorous copy of senior dog licking in friends circle (2)1. Don't get married yet, wait for my first two-color ball, okay?

22. I asked when you could see me. You said next life. It's very kind of you to stay with me in the next life.

The factory paid 3000 yuan today. Do you think I will give you 3000 yuan? No, I only gave you 300 because I licked ten at the same time.

24. You slapped me innocently today, and I didn't feel any pain. On the contrary, I think your hands are particularly cold, all because I didn't take good care of you, my baby.

25. Every time Bao fights with you, I always hope someone will steal each other's crystal. You will say that our house was stolen, and then I am glad that I can have a home with you.

26. They said that all my friends blocked my home, and then I found that you blocked me. So you have regarded me as family, and I love you more.

27. Today, I told him that I wanted to ask: Do you have a member of iQiyi? He didn't find the Tibetan poem "I love you" and told me to get out.

28. When I saw you having dinner with a handsome guy, you looked very close. You never told me you had such good friends. You must be afraid that I think too much. You always think of me. You are so kind to me. I like you more and more.

I carried three bags of sandbags on the construction site yesterday. The workmates asked me why I could recite it so well. My tears came down in an instant, yes, why can I carry it so hard but I can't miss you?

30. You may be great, but I may not respect you.

3 1. package! Don't look for me in the dog market in the future. I ran out of the dog licking cage. Come to the seafood market if you miss me. I'm working there like a fish now, but the garage dug me up and asked me to be a spare tire.

32. Let's get together and part. I'll take my sunshine road and you'll cross your wooden bridge! I am supporting the bridge below. Be careful when crossing the bridge ~

You deleted me yesterday. I looked at the red exclamation mark and lost in thought for a long time. I understand that red represents enthusiasm. You want to marry me.

34. She vomited an X and I drank water for three years!

35. You say that your emotions are locked in a space used by one person because you don't like to play with this space. Couple space is opened with your best friend. When I called you, you said you were busy at work. Every time I talk, you say you are busy. You are such a good girl. That's very kind of you. I like you very much.

I remember you said that you always kicked the quilt when you slept. Go to bed at night and let him tuck you in. Don't catch a cold.

37. You are still cold today. I sent you a lot of messages, but there was no reply. But the more you do this, the more I like you. With my constant concern and consideration, you finally stopped being reserved, and you returned a xx. After I looked up the English dictionary, I finally understood the meaning of these two letters. S is sweet and b is baby, so you must be calling me sweet baby. I am very touched.

38. If we are not together, we cannot be together. Your life is not long anyway.

39. You said it was a coincidence that you and he ordered a standard breakfast here. Hey, hey, you didn't recognize me when I was wearing a mask. You said you were stupid ...

40. I made five dollars moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five dollars? No, I'll find someone to lend you another 20 points and send them to you together.

Wechat friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam.

WeChat friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam (I) 1. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

2. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar, and I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

3. Check it out, traffic jam version: you drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

I wish all the people who travel today that the traffic jam on the road makes you unable to accompany me.

6. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

7. When you go home for the New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

9. Go, or I'll lose!

10. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

1 1. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

12. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

13. Going home for the New Year, I am also happy in traffic jams. Of course, don't stay in the traffic for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

14. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

15. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

16. The traffic lights ahead are blocked into a pot and sticky. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

17. At this time, traffic jams began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I wish you all not to get stuck in traffic.

18. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

19. I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

20.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

WeChat friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam (2)1. Horn sound and fog lights flashing red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

22. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

23. There is a traffic jam on the expressway. If you are hungry, you can have it delivered to your door.

24. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

25. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.

26. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

27. Every day from spring to autumn, driving on the road, crowded into a pot of porridge.

28. Traffic jam, also called calories.

29. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

30. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

3 1. I am a vagrant who was stuck in traffic for an hour on the expressway and climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

32. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

33. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together. ?

34.？ China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

35. The station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. It's like this every year. It's sad.

36. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

37. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

38. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the traffic jam on National Day tomorrow.

39. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car are still anxious.

40. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driving and sound system. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

Traffic jam in the circle of friends, talk about mood phrases, humorous highlights, 40 sentences.

Traffic jam in a circle of friends. Talk about the mood phrase humor (I) 1. Sleep! Sleep! ! Sleep! ! ! Can't play any more, and there will be a traffic jam on the National Day Expressway tomorrow.

2. Tourist traffic jams.

3. drive away, block the dog at high speed, and it's cold in the weather and cold in the road. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

4. I woke up in the same place because there was no road to doubt.

5. A line of egrets goes to heaven, and Laozi is in the middle.

6. Traffic jams kill pigs.

7. Who remembers the seven days of National Day? Traffic jams are also happy.

8. Every morning at the gate of the ice crystal, go out in traffic jams. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

9. I was afraid of traffic jam on National Day, so I took the first bus from school to the station. I came too early to wait for nearly three hours … I should sleep more.

10. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

1 1. When will it clear up?

12. On weekdays, spit out its smog and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

13. There was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?

14. The bridge is blocked with eggs, but the road under the bridge is still long and it is difficult to move in the middle. what do you think?

15. It's just a traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam on this road!

16. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

17. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

18. On the expressway, the traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours.

19. Traffic jams are inconvenient and irritating, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

20. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

On Mood Phrases Humor in Traffic Jam in Friends Circle (Part Two) 2 1. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

22. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

23. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get it out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

24. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

25. It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the viaduct is blocked strictly. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

26. The traffic jam is much more serious than Nanjing.

27. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

28. Don't get stuck in traffic jams, smile and see the scenery in a different mood. ?

29. Let's watch the sunset. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

3 1.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

32. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

I feel that for so long, all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

34. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

35. Hello, hello, hello, hello. ?

36. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

37. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

38. I really envy those friends who traveled during the May Day holiday. People like us who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all.

39. There is a traffic jam on National Day ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.

40. Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.