Urgent! ! ! Ask elegant and interesting questions, such as brain teasers, and answer gracefully, such as studying hard and making progress every day.

Pour a cup of tea first. Take your time. ..

1: The hotter the weather, the higher the climb. [thermometer]

2: What animal did you kill but it bled? [Mosquito]

Who goes to see a doctor every day? [doctor]

4: What photo can't tell who it is? [x-ray photograph]

5. Why do a healthy couple give birth to offspring without eyes? 【 Cock and hen lay eggs, and eggs have no eyes 】

6: Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it? [February]

7: What cloth keeps cutting? [Waterfall]

8: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened? [Just push the door open]

9. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? [Hand in all blank papers]

10: What will solidify when heated? [Eggs]

1 1: There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? [to the ground]

12: Why do hospitals never accept patients? [Veterinary Hospital]

13: What products have the same production date and effective date? [newspaper]

14: Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? [headache]

15: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? [Brush false teeth]

16: An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? [There are empty seats on the bus]

17: There is a person born to your parents, but not your brother or sister. Who is he? [yourself]

18: which is longer, the water snake, the python or the bamboo snake? [green bamboo snake]

19: What books can't be bought in bookstores? [secretary]

20: What kind of water is inexhaustible? [saliva]

2 1: What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? [mouth]

Two people came to the river at the same time. They all want to cross the river, but there is only one boat, which can only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? [They are on both sides of the river]

23: A bacterium divides into two after 1 min, and divides into four again after 1 min. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle? [59 minutes]

24: Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that after 12 minutes, the basket will be full. So, when is it half a basket of eggs? [1 1 min]

25: Who is sick and never sees a doctor? [blind]

26: You just call it by its name, and it will be destroyed. What is this? [Silence]

27: What comes often but never really comes? [Tomorrow]

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? [Write a scarlet letter]

29: When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? [spare tire]

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? [Sink to the bottom of the river]

3 1: Dan was told that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? [Only zippers without buttons]

An old maid who is always punctual was surprised to find herself being followed by a man on her way to work. When she arrived at the office, she was unexpectedly late. Why? [Because the stalker walks too slowly]

People don't like to eat [receive] anything.

34: In order to realize our dreams, what will be the first thing we have to do [wake up]?

35: A plane full of passengers fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? [No one was injured, all died]

The policeman faced two gangsters, but he only had one bullet left. He told the gangsters that whoever moved would be beaten, but those who did not move would be killed. Why? [Because it's easier to fight without moving]

Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? [Because there is no water in Tianchi]

38: On a windy night, the power went out. Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she slept. When he woke up the next day, there was a long candle to burn. What happened? [blown away by the wind]

39: What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? [Fight, don't dream]

40: Why does fat sister A Ying stand on the weighing scale and the pointer only points to 5? [The pointer turns once]

4 1: What is the situation that two tigers can fit in one mountain? [A man and a woman]

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? [Trees can't jump]

43: In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile is biting the keeper's hat and swimming away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why? [Crocodile swallows the agent wearing this hat]

44: Orders are written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? [The newspaper said: Don't read this article]

45: What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? [murder weapon]

Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? [Because the man who smokes is a character in the movie]

There was a car accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? [Because drivers use hearses to transport people who died of lung cancer]

48: Wife: "Oh dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle? [Because the leaves fell into the teapot of black tea]

49: Both A Jun and B Jun's homes are located in emerging residential areas, only 100 meters apart. There are no other neighbors here except these two, and there is no telephone installed. Now Mr. A wants to invite Mr. B to "come and play at home". How to inform Mr. B at the first time without going to his home for an invitation? Suppose Mr. A is surrounded by ten paintings, strange pens, tape and a magnifying glass. [All he has to do is shout]

50: Zhiming, who lives in the valley, suddenly wants to eat instant noodles, so he sets up a small pot to boil water. When the water boiled, I found that all the instant noodles at home were finished, and I ran to the grocery store at the foot of the mountain to buy them. I came home after 30 minutes and found that the hot water in the pot was gone. Why on earth is this? [Because the hot water in the pot has turned into cold water]

5 1: Lin Laosheng changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? [I don't really love her]

52: If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? [Is this the earth? ]

53: Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why? 【 Black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, but white chicken can't lay black eggs 】

54: When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? [Door unlocked]

55: What are the benefits of black hair? [Not afraid of tanning]

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? [Sit down in heaven]

When is four MINUS three equal to five? [Cut a corner from something with four corners]

58: Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? [As long as you don't drink]

59: There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? [coffin]

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? [bound volume]

6 1: What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark [no one knows]

62: When does the clock stop? [The clock doesn't work]

63: "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? [the day after tomorrow]

64: What is the main reason for divorce? [married]

65:9 oranges are distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? [squeezed into juice]

Put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it. What should I do? [on the wall]

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? [She can't sit]

68: What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children because she is afraid of losing her figure after marriage? [peerless beauty]

69: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? [Afraid of eating fingers]

70: What is the ceremony that the priest can't perform anyway? [own funeral]

7 1: Xiao Wang celebrates his thirteenth birthday. Why are there fourteen candles on the table? There was a power outage that night, and one of them was used for lighting.

72: What can I borrow without returning it? [sorry]

73: Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? [Strong is a sheep]

May 5th is a traditional festival of our people: Dragon Boat Festival, the day when the great poet Qu Yuan threw himself into the river. Do you know what may 12 is? [Seven days before Qu Yuan burned]

75: What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? [Confucius carries his back, Meng Dingzi]

76: What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? [Night is the shadow of the earth]

77: Driver Xiao Li saw a monkey squatting on a telephone pole. Why did he stop the car in a proper way? [He turned the monkey's ass into a red light]

Xiaoli and Xiao Wang are classmates at the same table and live in the same street. They go to school together every day, but go out every day, one to the left and the other to the right. What's going on here? [They live across the hall]

79: "Dake" began to sail for the rough sea. Although it can accommodate 50 people, only 20 people were used this time. Although people patrolling the sea said that Dake suddenly began to sink only 40 minutes after leaving Hong Kong. Although the later investigation pointed out that the sudden sinking of the USS Dake was not due to a hole in the ship, or an accident such as explosion or damage, can you estimate the reason for the sudden sinking of the USS Dake? Dako is a submarine]

80: If you had the opportunity to emigrate, which country would you definitely not go to? [heaven]

8 1: How many barrels of water do three people use for three days and nine people use for nine days? [9 barrels]

Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? [It crawls on the map]

83: If you didn't do it, what else should you be punished for? [Doing homework]

84: Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? [diver]

85: Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? [Go home every morning]

86: Shortly after the car accident, the first batch of policemen rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This place is in the middle of nowhere, and there is no one there. What happened? [This is a blood donation car]

87: The last thing I want to do after work is to put a hard bar straight into the jack. If it's fast, it'll be fine once or twice. Otherwise, take it out and then insert it. Don't stop until you get what you want. It's best not to let others intrude at will, otherwise it will be unlucky. ) hit your daily activities [open the door with a key]

88: What's the name of the painter's apprentice? [lewd]

89: The family has its own rules, and the state has its own rules. What are the rules of the zoo? [tortoise]

90: Xiaoming saw a hundred-dollar bill and a bone when he was walking in the street, but he picked up a bone. Why? [He is a dog]

9 1: What can solve all the mysteries? [answer]

92: A man who can't swim fell into the water, but he didn't drown. Why? [wearing a life jacket]

93: Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first? [I can't see anything]

94: You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? [dreaming]

95:8 digit "8", how to make it equal to 1000? [8+8+8+88+888]

96: What do dentists do for a living? [mouth]

97: What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? [kinship]

98: Which race is running backwards? [tug of war]