Talk about your feelings with a word to please your girlfriend.

First, sleeping in the dormitory at night, the faucet keeps dripping. I really can't stand it. Because I slept in the upper bunk and asked my roommate to turn it off, she asked me if I could still hear it after I went. I said my voice was much lower, and then she swore. I knew you had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I came back with a fucking look.

One day, the pig said to the bear, guess how much sugar is in my pocket? The bear said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The pig must nod: well, I'll give it to you two if I guess right! The bear swallowed and said, I guess there are five.

Second, the prince becomes a frog, and it takes three kisses from the princess to become a man. The frog prince found the princess and asked her for help. The princess kissed her twice and thought it was delicious, so she made a fried frog.

Three, the company came to two girls for an interview. HR asked the boss obsequiously, let's choose A. She is white and beautiful, with long thighs and everything is fine. Unexpectedly, the boss fired HR in a fit of pique and accepted B. Afterwards, the boss talked to him, but Yu Nu didn't let it go. What does this grandson mean? My daughter is not beautiful?

Fourth, a pair of teachers and students always like to be a pair. One day, Mr. Wang looked up at the sky and walked out of the first part. It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it reaches the ground. It's much more troublesome to turn into rain, so it's better to start raining. The student replied: Teacher Wang doesn't eat shit, but eating becomes shit. It's much more trouble to turn into shit. Might as well eat shit in the first place.

A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he was still suffocated. Why? A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says no peeing here!

It is said that there is a psychological survey: if a poor boy pretends to have money to fall in love with you, and then you find out. How would you react? 90% of the candidates: Resolutely sever the relationship, honesty is one of the most important qualities. After a month, this website has another problem: if a rich man pretends to be poor and falls in love with you, then you find out. How would you react? 90% of candidates: continue dating. I love his people, not his money.

Seven, I am the third at home and go home during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. When eating, my father habitually said, mistress, drink more of this soup, and I also habitually take a bowl. Dajiefu sitting next to him suddenly smiled and said the name was; Everyone reacted for two seconds and the audience laughed and cried for more than 20 years. Today, I found that my third child couldn't afford to be injured.

In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. Just meet you in my most beautiful years.

At this moment, a passerby saw this scene and asked: What are you enjoying?

Ten, people are happy when they are simple, and grow old when they are sophisticated.

Someone told me that the memory of fish is only 7 seconds. After 7 seconds, it doesn't remember the past, and everything becomes new. Therefore, the fish in that small fish tank will never get tired. I'd rather be a fish, forget everything after 7 seconds, and the people I met and the things I did can disappear. But I'm not a fish. I can't forget the people I love, the pain I care about, and the pain of lovesickness.

At that time, I was tired. I used to pretend to be strong and face everything alone. I don't know what I want. Sometimes we can chat happily with you, or we can be presumptuous, but no one knows it's just a disguise, a deliberate disguise; I can make myself happy, but I can't find the source of happiness, just giggle.

Thirteen, I am in the public toilet, and my husband is waiting outside. If I miss Doby, he will send him a message: Honey, what should I do if I drop my mobile phone in the toilet? Husband is back: Is shit sending me a message?

The beautiful woman stayed in the hotel for one night. When she checked out, 800 yuan complained that it was too expensive. The manager said that this is a standard charge. The hotel has a swimming pool, a gym and wifi. The beauty said she never used it, and the manager said the hotel provided it, but she never used it herself. The female guest opened her purse to pay the bill, but said that she would deduct the manager and her 700 yuan for the Spring Festival Evening, and only took out 100 yuan. The manager shouted, where can I be? Female guest: I provide it, but you don't need it yourself.

Fifteen, no one has the patience to listen to your story, because everyone has their own words to say; No one likes to listen to you complain about life, because everyone has their own pain; Most people in the world are lonely, and few people in the world are willing to listen and are used to silence. I don't want to mention my past to others. Those loneliness and desolation struggling in nightmares are still left to time and gradually become indifferent.

Sixteen, the young man wants to propose to his girlfriend. In order to create a romantic atmosphere, he tied a diamond ring worth 50 thousand yuan on the balloon, ready to let the balloon fly to his girlfriend with the diamond ring. Unexpectedly, the balloon flew directly out of the gate, and the farther it flew, Song organized personnel to track the balloon and call the police, but it finally disappeared.

17. At the blind date, she talked about Kan Kan and said that her ex-boyfriend drove a luxury car and lived in a mansion. I often praise how beautiful she is, and I get nervous when I see her. He looked at her: I, I usually look and see beautiful women, and I will be too nervous to speak. She gave a snow-white smile: your way of chatting up is really old-fashioned But, but if you see something ugly, you will, you will stutter.

My boyfriend drank too much last night. Just about to drive home, I suddenly thought that drunk driving would harm others and myself, so I decided to find a place to stop and take a taxi home. He has been thinking about where his car is parked since this morning.

Nineteen, when I was in primary school, a classmate suddenly burst out laughing! The teacher asked him what happened. The goods laugh beyond words. In a rage, the teacher twisted his ear and took them out of the classroom. This guy laughed outside for three classes. Afterwards, I learned that the female classmate in front put a corner of Xiao Pi. How low is the joke of this product? They are husband and wife.

Twenty, eat at the seaside food stall, there is a woman at the next table, continue to coquettish. Suddenly, the light flashed, others continued to eat and drink, but the slut was angry? Screaming: Oh, I was photographed! ? Deskmate collective black line? Come on, it's going to thunder. It was lightning!

Twenty-one, once you eat in a restaurant, you can order songs in the hall. Eating and eating, I heard the sweet voice of the host from the stereo: Here is the song that Teacher Zhang ordered for everyone. I wish you good luck! The host paused for five seconds, and then said, "It's a pity it wasn't you.".

A while ago, my parents called and urged me to find a boyfriend every day. I had no choice but to lie to them and say I was gay. They were silent for a week, and they always called me to urge me to find a girlfriend these days.

Twenty-three, just walking, two children in front are talking, a man and a woman are about four or five years old. Go to a door, maybe when the little girl gets home, she shouts, Mom, I'm home. Then the boy also shouted: Aunt, I sent your daughter back. That's not the point. Then the girl shouted: mom, your son-in-law sent me back to my mother's house! Children nowadays can't afford to get hurt!

Twenty-four, are you cheap? There's mistress, infertile.

25. Today, I jokingly asked my 6-year-old cousin: We are going to raise a pig, but we need to arrange work. We need to choose one person to feed the pig delicious food every day, one person to clean the room for the pig every day, one person to bathe the pig every day and one person to play with the pig every day. what are you going to do？ She answered without hesitation: Be a pig.

The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

27. Asking for directions Uncle asked the girl for directions: How can I get to the Public Security Bureau? Girl: Do you want to walk? Or by car? Uncle: Can I go by bus? By car, of course! So the girl handed the wallet in her arms to her uncle: Take this. After the uncle took the wallet, the girl immediately shouted: robbery! Ten minutes later, uncle left the scene in the van of the public security bureau.

28. When you meet something, if you like it, enjoy it; If you don't like it, then avoid it; If you can't avoid it, change it; If you can't change it, then accept it; If you can't accept it, then deal with it; It's hard to handle, so put it down. In fact, the hardest thing for people is to let go. Put it down and you'll be relieved.

Twenty-nine, it's 2: 22 in the morning, the sky is filled with purified air, and the rain falls from the window glass, forming a different kind of beauty. Sleeping in rainy days is a happy thing. It will be a little foggy in the morning, not sleepy. I sat on the toilet and pressed my cell phone, thinking about the man in the distance. Yes, there is no paper in the toilet. Shit, someone, someone, give me some paper.

Thirty, I feel itchy. I went to a small clinic and bought a box of 999 Pi Yanping. The next day, it was found that it had no effect. Can I bear this? Why not rush to the clinic and sell fake drugs here? Forget the bad taste. I haven't recovered from eating half a box.

Thirty-one years old, I have been in a tense crowd for a long time, and I find myself normal.

Go home on Friday Seeing my nephew doing his homework at home, I asked him: Why does the sun rise in the west? You actually did your homework after the holiday. My nephew looked at me and said that it was all because the teacher said it was so tempting. What did your teacher say? I am curious! The teacher said that whoever scored high in the next exam would be given Q coins. I am dirty. ...

Thirty-three, you can sing alone, drink coffee alone, doodle alone, travel alone, walk alone in the street, walk alone in the rain, listen to music alone, talk to yourself alone, dance alone, watch TV alone, and read magazines alone, all of which you can't do alone.

34. When you hate someone more, he will always appear in front of you; And when you miss someone, you can't find him all over the earth.

35. My friend's five-year-old son didn't study hard that day and was repaired by his friend. His son said to himself: There are several kinds of stupid birds in this world, one is flying first, the other is not flying, and the other is laying eggs, pinning their hopes on the next generation. Then his son had an extra bag on his head.

36. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

Thirty-seven, I went to McDonald's for a meal today. I saw some beautiful girls at a table, so I got up the courage to ask for the number. As a result, they gave it all. I suspect that they cheated me, so I think they dialed the number they gave me personally. Three of them are right and one is wrong. I asked the girl, and she quickly stood up and apologized to me for making a mistake, and then gave it to me. Finally, she took my hand and said that she really knew she was wrong.

Men can't love money too much, or they will become cheapskates. A man can't help loving money, or he will become a loser. Men can't talk too little, or they will become taciturn and stupid. Men can't talk too much, or they will become impetuous and glib. Men can't say I love you too much, otherwise they will become insincere and duplicitous. Men can't help but say I love you, otherwise they will become dull and puzzling.

39. What should I do if I lose my mobile phone? First of all, wear a suit and glasses, hold a briefcase in your left hand and a pen in your right hand; Then, look serious and walk calmly; Finally, choose a middle school at random, walk to the back door of a class, and then look around with glasses. When you see those who bow their heads, go up and knock on the table twice, and the students will take the initiative to hand over their mobile phones, and then leave calmly and fly out of the school gate ~ ~

One day, 15, some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

Forty, I thought I was decadent, and I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

Forty-one, the most painful thing in the world is that I can't sleep well and I am awakened by urine.

Forty-two, my girlfriend works in the customer complaint department of a department store. One day, after quarreling with her boyfriend, she was in the customer's complaint in order to get back together. When it was his turn, he whispered in his girlfriend's ear that it was his right to apologize for asking her out for dinner at night. His girlfriend smiled and kissed him at once. After her boyfriend left, the man behind came forward and said, my complaint is the same as his.

Forty-three, this is his first robbery. He was a little nervous and kept repeating: Miss, robbery. Suddenly he saw a woman standing at the intersection. He got up the courage and stepped forward: Miss, the woman slapped him: Your mother is the lady! Trembling with fear, he said, yes, I'm sorry, fighting and robbing. The woman slapped him again: your mother is the big sister!

Sentences that make your girlfriend happy

Sentences that make your girlfriend happy

1, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

I have told you many times that you should stay up late at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again yesterday morning, so I don't want to get drunk!

Give my regards and let Chang 'e hang on the laurel tree so that you can see it in the dark. Gently sprinkle my greetings in the wind, even if you are at the ends of the earth, you can feel them.

4, a faint acquaintance, slowly familiar, everything is casual, and the process of getting along is simple. There is no tedious secularity, no emotional sadness, only sincere concern and blessing from friends!

In the spiritual paradise of the blog world, we build the Great Wall of friendship with sincere hearts! Interpret the true feelings of the world with full enthusiasm! May this happiness and friendship remain on the title page of life forever. I wish my friends happy every day!

6, it is the network, which has narrowed the distance; Thousands of miles apart, like neighbors. What attracts the soul is words; Blog hut, singing and laughing. It is a keyboard, extending blessings; Morning and evening, happiness and commitment. It is sincere and conveys friendship; Virtual space, true feelings.

7. Although the sun is high, it is good for the breeze in Xulaili; Although the temperature is difficult to drop, it feels cool; Although the world is bitter, friends are as expensive as the sea; Although busy and hard, I laughed happily! I greet you from afar. I wish you a cool summer and all your love will feel relieved!

8. On the long night road, seeing the fire is hope; In the cold winter, it is warm to see fire. Friend, you are the light in my life, giving me hope and warmth!

9. The wind is chasing the wind to send you cool; Clouds are piled up and rolled up to give you blue sky; Flowers bloom more than flowers to show you beauty; I am anxious to type on the keyboard in order to say my best wishes to you!

10, lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all the records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to life imprisonment.

1 1. There are some things you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift. I will use it for the rest of my life every time, unless you give me another one. If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I'd rather it was you until death do us part. But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

12, it is accidental to meet you, natural to like you, resolute to fall in love with you, happy to get you, and inevitable to accompany you all your life.

13, when you come into my life, your dream will be like the green of Yuan Ye, always looking for a more lush forest; Eagles eager to fly like mountains and valleys are always chasing higher skies.

14, sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

15, play a game! Please think of a number in your mind first, then subtract 3, multiply 2 and add 8, then divide by 2 and subtract the number you just thought of and add 5. That's what I want to tell you.

16, friends are boats and networks are sails; Space is like a shore, and home is like a port; Wash away the dust and smile. With the help of the internet, I send my blessing. Wake up with a smile, sleep is sweet, the heart has a wish, and happiness lasts forever! Sincerely wish friends and family health and safety!

Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

18, with you, the world is more exciting, and with you, the starry sky is more brilliant; The world is warmer with you; I feel happier with you.

19, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love.

20. Days bloom like flowers. With laughter flying out of the wings of happiness and the strings playing happy music, I learned to look for light in the dark, taste life in the light and re-recognize life in life.

2 1, I am a satellite that always revolves around you, and my life will always run in your orbit, not only repelled by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

22. Like is different from love. Just like playing soup, you can enjoy yourself without others' response. Love is a feeling that someone needs to sit opposite you, interact with you and be close to your heart. Would you like to sit opposite me all the time?

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

A word that makes your girlfriend happy. Talk about mood phrases.

Tell me the mood phrases that make your girlfriend happy in a sentence. Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!

No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

Do you know the difference between you and the game? The game made me addicted for a while, but you made me addicted for a lifetime.

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

Miss you, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm is, no matter how bleak the night is, no matter how hopeless the hope is, I will never leave your house if you insist on not forgiving.

7. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

8. Honey, will you forgive me? As long as you will forgive me, I will use my life to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay in installments slowly, and I'll make you happy, okay?

9. Sorry, I'm so jealous. If you laugh at other boys, talk to others, or even do nothing but stand together, I will be jealous. I know it's not good, and I've been thinking about it, but I really love you. I love you very much, and I'm afraid I'll lose it because I love you too much.

10. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

1 1. I miss you. I only meet you in my dreams every night. I love you, so I don't want to fall asleep, because truth is more beautiful than dreams.

12. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to let her go for her happiness.

13. All beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although happiness will be fleeting, it will last. Sincere wishes and sincere greetings, I wish you a happy day!

14. I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want a panda eye the next day!

15. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

16. Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked very tired and painful, so I turned to texting, which was beautiful and not expensive!

17. What if I lost you and won the world?

18. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

19. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

As long as I am with you, I don't care how much I have to pay.

22. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

23. Looking at your happiness.

24. Loving you is not the goal, but the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

25. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

26. I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

27. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

28. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

29. Wherever you need me, I will "fly" back to you.

We met in the world of mortals, we held hands in the wind and rain, and we walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

3 1. Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

32. I won't allow you to be graceful, not warm, and put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

34. Although the world is big, my heart is just a little bit, just enough for you. However, I can't let you out, because I can't get out and I'll get stuck.

35. You don't have to be fine, I just like it.

I am no longer lonely with your company, and I am no longer sad with your warmth.

37. I didn't know the meaning of my existence until I met you; I didn't know that happiness was so hard-won until I fell in love with you. No matter when and where, I want to be with you until the end of time.

38. two of a kind will spark love, thus burning life and illuminating the journey of life. On the way forward, no matter how difficult it is, there will always be someone to accompany you and support each other. When I am happy, I share my happiness with you, and when I am sad, I share my sadness with you.

39. You know, I have been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.

40. The person who can marry you must be very happy.

Talk about the modal phrase 3: 4 1. Who can say for sure? It may be the first time I met you, it may be the first time you smiled at me, or it may be the time when you studied hard.

42. There is always a place and a person that will move you and make you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

43. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

44. It is agreed that I will accompany you in autumn and winter.

45. I love you, and * * * will send the information to your favorite person. Let his (her) teeth bask in the sun, and let him (her) feel your love by the way, and suddenly understand that this life is only for catching you. On the day I love you, I wish you a single person to hold hands with the other half as soon as possible, wish you in love to enter the marriage hall as soon as possible, and wish married people a long life together.

46. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!

47. All I want in my life is to spend time with you and be in the same place with you.

48. You are my first and last love.

49. It is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!

50. I am stubborn by nature, and I have a clear love and hate. So I like you, not on a whim, nor because I don't agree with you.

5 1. I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.

As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, regardless of wealth or not. ?

I won't love you forever, until the day you die. I will love you forever until the second I die.

54. I miss you beyond words.

I seem to have lost the ability to love others. Meeting you is probably the reason for this loss of ability!

56. You are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time!

57. I am really mediocre, but my love for you is wonderful.

58. True romance has nothing to do with money. True romance is to hold hands with your lover and walk through ups and downs together. No matter what hardships you experience, you have to wait for the other person to die. May you be happy!

59. Eagle calling chicken, eagle calling chicken, do you copy?

60. I'm sorry to hear what you said on the phone this evening after you got angry.

A short message that makes my girlfriend happy, and a short message that makes my girlfriend unhappy.

1, girl, smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

If you ignore me again, I will rush to your house.

I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will go back to God.

4. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

8. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

9. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

10, eagle crows chicken, eagle crows chicken, please respond.

1 1. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but the distance is too far, so I want to send you a message: I miss you so much!

12, if I were a tear of yours, I would flow down your cheek to your mouth-because I really want to feel your breath; If you were a tear of mine, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you!

13, holding the acacia pen, sitting alone in the acacia chair, looking at the acacia moon and missing you; Where are you handsome, I miss you lonely; The wind is blowing and the rain is dripping. Remember I'm thinking of you!

14, the fragrance of lace, Shui Yang Iraqis, find a wisp of fragrance and play with a fashion. Incense is the fragrance of the earth, and the fashionable texture is like colorful clouds. Listening makes people excited, watching makes people impulsive, and you make me move.

15, single is coriander, love is celery (love) dish, breakup is cabbage, marriage is lettuce, divorce is sauerkraut, remarriage is leftovers, no lover is bean sprouts, and many lovers are cauliflower, dear, what dish are you?

16, first think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

17, time is a chain, happiness is a bead, and you can be happy for a lifetime by stringing the bead on your chest; Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with nothing, happiness will accompany you all your life!

18, I don't know if it's a guest. Friends are like brothers, and wives are like clothes in the distance. I don't know who kissed me May you get carried away while playing and meet your friends without clothes on!

19, looking up is spring, looking down is autumn, may all happiness accompany you; The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting. May all happiness follow you. I wish you all success and happiness!

2 1, life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky; Life can also be a poem, singing all the way in the Pentium; As long as we hold hands, every day is happy. Dear, happy Laba Festival!

22, love package charges: breakfast 330 miss you; I want to hug you at lunch. I want to kiss you at dinner 370; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life.

23. Happiness is bread in the morning, noodles at noon, salads in western food, jiaozi in Chinese food, rice vinegar in Shanxi, peppers in Sichuan, kimchi in Korea and hamburgers in the United States. Happiness is still my concern and your smile!

24. Today is Laba Festival. I will make a bowl of Laba porridge for you with lucky rice, pistachios, beautiful beans, rich dates, perfect nuts, wishful honey, healthy sugar and worry-free water. May you be happy every day!

25. It is beautiful that you want to be with me, and I will make you regret it; You have to pretend with me, and I will hurt you; If you want to blow with me, I will turn your face gray; If you want to play with me, I will make you dizzy!

26. In order to run first, the hair is streamlined; In order to win the first place in dance, I kept spinning like a top; See if you can hold back. SMS wishes you a good mood!

27. You can't change the weather, but you can change your mood. You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today! I wish you happy every day, happy every day!

28. Send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you; When a happy bird comes with a girl who is not sad, please put your heart in order. This is my best blessing to you. I hope you are happy to be old!

29. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you; I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness; I have never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn. My fingers are tired, just to give you my blessing!