How to reply humorously in distress situation?

The humorous reply to this statement is as follows:

1, "Don't cry or laugh, I'll help you wipe your tears": This is a reply with ridicule and humor, aiming at coping with the other person's "dumbfounding" in a relaxed way.

2. "Your expression is more difficult to predict than the weather forecast": This reply uses analogy and pun. First of all, "your expression" refers to the expression of the other person, because of the complex emotions displayed at the moment. And "weather forecast" is usually used to describe things that are unpredictable or changeable.