Quotations of the oath of king civilization

1, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

2. There were countless friends in the past, but you were in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly turned around ~ but you were in the depths of that shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree with a mop on his head. Wow! Whose tapir is so cool.

When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact … you are redundant.

4. If your verbosity is in direct proportion to your IQ, then you must be the leader of high IQ criminal groups, and scientists are called perverts for short.

I would rather have a fight with a smart person than talk to someone.

Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

7. Give full play to your ridiculous eyes and stay away from my wife. I'm afraid I'll ruin her mood. "

8. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!

9. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

10, really creative, really brave to live!

1 1. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

12, your baby plays with a handle, your baby slides QIA, your baby washes jars, your baby pours buckets, your baby stinks shrimp, and your baby is like a hammer!

13, forget it, I can't breathe.

14, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

15, if you are well, it will be fine. Look at the weather because it's time to hang up.

16, look at you, you are handsome and attractive, everyone loves you, and flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

17, before I turn my face, go, don't be lazy!

18, change your clothes into a Chinese-style bra, and your pants are open, which is more suitable for your appearance and IQ.

19, I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

20. Congratulations, you have the lowest ugly emotion of human beings, which proves that you are still in the category of primates.

2 1, I have seen many ugly people, but there are too many who look like you!

22. It's a waste of my precious time to tell you people with the same IQ as toads.

This is the biggest pencil box I have ever seen.

I think I have a good temper, so I will tell you not to touch my bottom line before you do.

25. The north wind is blowing again. You are always careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to put on more clothes, you always disdainfully answer: What is my thick pigskin for? Are you still afraid of that breeze?

26, your sister, the three words are full of vicissitudes, euphemistic and powerful, suitable for 18 years old to 18 years old.