A humorous sentence on a hot day

1, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

2, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's too hot for people to breathe.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

7, the weather is very hot, just out of the sun, it is already a burning sky.

8, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot weather, mosquito bites.

9. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under it, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.