Humorous sentences about tanning and making friends in summer.

1. Husband, I'm sorry, I don't understand you; It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

2. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Otherwise, Grandpa Sun will tan your little face. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

I haven't seen you for two days. Where did you dig coal?

6. I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

7. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!

8. The seemingly sunny future has the risk of tanning.

9. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

10. You can only see my eyes at night.

1 1. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

12. Just because you are tanned, you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

13. July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially ushered in! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

14. Recent status: getting tanned and getting fat Qi Fei, I want to be strong ~ ~ ~ Do I need to practice?

15. I climbed the mountain yesterday and went back the same way halfway up the mountain. Because the sun was too bright, I sweated after two steps and got tanned in a few minutes.

16. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children are exposed to the sun. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

17. Just like the tanned skin because it never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

18. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

19.20000 multi-step tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

20. I am pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

2 1. The sunshine on the beach is fierce, and the little girl's face is like ink.

22. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea. That's it.

23. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

24. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in the sand. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

25. Sun, please tan my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

Humorous circle of friends sentences describing oneself being tanned by the sun

At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

2. Go to the sun if you have nothing to do. Maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

When you go out this season, you can only get a bronzed tan. When will my white skin recover?

4. I didn't play enough at night and received my shoes when I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

I hate summer because I am tanned, and I like winter because I can hug the person I love when it is cold.

6. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

7. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say it's forged.

8. In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day to bask in myself, so that no one will call me an idiot.

9. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

10. Military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

1 1. The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and the little girl's face is like ink.

12. I feel sunburned. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

13. I hope I won't work overtime any more, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

14. Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

15. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

Humor describes a sentence in a circle of friends tanned by the sun (Chapter II) 16. Give you a parasol, so that the sun in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!

17. admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation.

18. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

19. My wife is a nag! She is always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, I came back with a tanned tooth.

20. At the thought of being bronzed in summer, there are thousands of grass-mud horses in Qian Qian, which are just galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

2 1. You can't get the sun all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned, the skin color doesn't matter, just wear a hat to cover your face.

22. You, if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot!

23. In summer, ultraviolet rays often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests. Light people will be tanned, and heavy people will even get sick. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

24. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

25. Suntanned skin has turned into steel bars, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with fists. The speed of the charge is transformed into the tiger going down the mountain, and the armored kung fu inspires the gesture of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Those who invade our mountains and rivers will be punished far away, but they will be the dragons in the sea, and they will put in a five-star red flag after destroying the enemy's morale!

26. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot

27. People, don't buy clothes crazily just because you are thin, and you will experience secondary injuries if you get tanned and fat.

28. In Happy Valley, the sound of tourists playing is wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

29. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that fate depends on our own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

30. Don't always run after the sun, you will get a tan. Finding someone who knows how to be warm and cold is always more important than finding a pair of skins.

Friends circle of humorous sentences exposed by military training in colleges and universities

I swear I won't get tanned every summer, but I get tanned like an African every summer, so I'm angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

2. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.

I get a tan to protect you secretly.

4. Suntanned skin has turned into steel bars, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with fists. The speed of the charge turned into a tiger going down the mountain, and the iron kung fu inspired the attitude of wanting to go out. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Although those who invade our mountains and rivers will be punished far away, Hailong is domineering with eagles, destroying enemy morale and planting a five-star red flag!

5. ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... it's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

6. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

7. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful scenery of the city. I praise you!

8. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

9. Compared with people with fair skin, people with dark skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

10.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to tan mushrooms and cool them?

1 1. Although I got a little tan, I feel my skin is getting better ... Finally, I can't rot my face+I can't repair my skin ... I like humid places ... I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future. ...

12. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.

13. You can only see your teeth when you come out at night.

14. I saw you that day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

15. I've been working outdoors recently and got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "Your Chinese is really good."

Friends circle 2 16. One-day trip to Bijiashan, when the sun was shining, my eyebrows were washed away by sweat. Only the place where I wore my watch was not tanned, and my skin was sore.

17. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I have no idea, so that's it.

18. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

19. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that my fate depends on myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

20. Standing by your side, I am like a firefly and a matchhead in the dark.

2 1. I am not a sentimental person. I'm never afraid of tanning, but I'm afraid of sunburn. I think my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but a heart to go surfing all day.

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

24. I asked the mirror who is the darkest person in the world. After a long time, the mirror said, Who was talking just now?

25. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

26. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

27. His skin is as rough as orange peel. His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

28. I feel like I'm going to be tanned by the big sun. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

29. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

30. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

I was tanned by the sun in summer.

I was tanned by the sun in summer. It's not easy to take a taxi on such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. I also said that such white skin can't be tanned.

It's always like this in summer, so you can only look through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

3. When you see your tanned skin, you will slash Jason.

4. Line up for a second tan, and then quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

The carefully protected skin is still tanned, and you can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.

6. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus. The sun is poisonous and everyone else is there. I found a window seat. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

7. It's not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face has been sunburned for a while, and I like it a little. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

8. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

9. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

10. After taking a shower, I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times, and suddenly felt sick and distressed for three seconds.

1 1. No pictures. I am sad. My great white skin is not completely destroyed! !

12. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.

13. Black Toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

14. One-day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin hurts.

15. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

I was tanned by the sun in summer. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today. I don't know, that's all.

17. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

18. I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When does the day of driving practice end?

19. I didn't play enough at night. I didn't receive the shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

20. Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

2 1. Because tanning can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

22. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

23. Walking with foreigners, they asked me in English which country I came from in Africa.

24. I feel that my IQ has dropped recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a hazy state. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

25. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

26. Where did you dig coal these two days?

27. I am pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

28. You can't get sunshine all year round, so you cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what my skin color is. You can also wear a hat to cover your face.

29. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

30. It's so hot that it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?