Looking for funny lines in "The Stranger Iljimae".

Episode 14

Sanniang and Xiaomei were eating noodles, but Bupleurum came to the noodle shop (very smelly), and the two of them brought the noodles together and changed seats, but Bupleurum followed Come over, Bupleurum spit the carrot onto Xiaomei's shoulder first, Xiaomei said, I won't eat it; Bupleurum accidentally sprayed the carrot into Sanniang's bowl, Sanniang said, I don't want it either!

Next conversation:

Sanniang: Big guy, tell the truth, when was the last time you took a shower?

Buihu (said while engrossed in eating Sanniang and Xiaomei’s noodles) People in our hometown only take three baths in their lives, once when they are born, once when they get married, and once when they enter the coffin. Before I met you, I was Li Gexiao took it and washed it one more time. It was really annoying! (Why don’t you catch Li Guo and wash him more times)

Xiaomei: Brother Hu, you have lived for more than thirty years and have only taken two baths?

Buihu: Of course not, three times. (... It should be said that he has been married, which is quite echoing, so embarrassing)

Sanniang (thumbs up helplessly but patiently): I haven’t changed my clothes and showered for three days in this weather. It's already the limit.

Buihu: A real man must not be restrained by the trivial matters of life. . .

Sanniang: You have no manners, you are fierce, you are smelly, sweaty, and your mouth is full of oil. You are not a real warrior, you are a real stinky man! (You are right, Sanniang) If you were the only man left in this world, I would definitely go back to Emei and become a nun with my mother. (...)

Then Bupleurum left as if nothing had happened, leaving Xiaomei and Sanniang feeling emotional. (I like these two very much)

Sanniang and Xiaomei laughed out loud when they designed the Bupleurum bath.

Chai Yan: Who is Bupleurum?

Chai Yan: Dad. . . Why do you stink so much?

Chai Yan: You should say that I am your and your mother’s good daughter

(Sanniang leans towards Meimei)

Sanniang: Ah Meimei

Meimei: Sanniang

Sanniang: I fainted

Miao Zhu: I was the one who fainted. . . - -

PS: 1. Sanniang called Meimei and Meimei called Sanniang at the same time; 2. At the same time, Sanniang and Meimei were so far away and still took a few steps to lean on him, Meimei When calling Sanniang, his hand naturally rested on Sanniang's waist.

My love~~~

Old Master: A female boss should have some ability.

Sanniang: Who will be in charge of him? (shy)