Humorous sentences describing particularly cold weather

1, you know I didn't reply to your message not because I was afraid of the cold but because my hands were cold.

The coldest thing is not the snowy day, but the hand hidden in the sleeve.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

4. All cooling that does not aim at snowing is hooliganism.

5. Don't send a circle of friends when it snows. Let me know where the money is.

6, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

8. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

9. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

10, the wind is really cold! I just saw a down jacket, more than two thousand yuan, and I also saw cold medicine.

Only a few tens of dollars, a smart person like me, decisively chose a cold.

1 1, it's cold, and the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that you can't reach are all foreign lands. Last time.

Bathrooms are all business trips. ...

12, winter is cold, clothes are expensive, and I am poor.

13, I farted under the covers. I'd rather stink than let the hot air out.

14, it's cold, there are people to hug, and there are no people to add clothes to.

15, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.

16, I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

17. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure.

18, it's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

19, it's cold recently. Some boyfriends hug boyfriends, and some boyfriends hug girlfriends.

My friends and I are great. I'm not cold.

20. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.