Make fun of the hot weather and say some sentences.

1, I stand on your left, but I look like the Milky Way.

2, you are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

4. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

5. "The world in front of you will change with you."

6. Finally, someone replaced you. He used to look like you.

7. At the age when you can work hard, you should force yourself to persist.

8. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are turning into steamed buns.

9, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

10, the next page contains more interesting sentences describing hot weather.

1 1. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

12, do you think I love you too little, so you have no feelings?

13, if he always holds an umbrella for others, why are you waiting for him in the wind and rain?

14, all I'm looking for is the loneliest refrigerator and the distant place with stories.

15, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, otherwise it will become spicy!

16, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

17, two strangers in Hangzhou were walking on the road, and they soon became acquainted. ...

18. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

19, you use silence to avoid me, then I will use no contact to help you.

20. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I got up silently and covered my roommate with a quilt.

2 1. Ms. is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

22. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

23. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

24. All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

25. It is said that Wuhan is a furnace in summer, and it is only after you go there that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".

26. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

27. I almost got a sunburn. The sun is so warm. Didn't * * * ask you to go home for dinner?

28. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself! ! !

29, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be freezing.

30. Some people just rush by like the wind, but they bring long topics and lingering breath.

3 1, I drove my mother on my motorcycle, slammed off the throttle and shouted safety first. My mother beat me up.

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

If the afterlife is too far away to send a promise, it is better to learn to let go of many obsessions and mourn the years with this broken sentence.

34. What's wrong with windy days? What happened to the rainstorm? You don't have to like me. Why not make the world worse?

35, the sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

36. "Your Majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! I asked the emperor to put my servant in limbo. I can't take it anymore. It's so fucking hot! "

37. In Hangzhou, Regan Noodles doesn't need to cook, and he can't buy raw eggs. After washing, he can get dressed and the car doesn't need to be ignited. ...

38. When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.

39. You have been wandering alone for many years and have been in love seriously. They will say they like you or even love you, but no one really understands you.

40. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't, give it to someone you like.

4 1, I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

42. Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me last night, "Your Majesty, the male and female servants have something to ask!" "But it doesn't hurt to say it." "Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!" I ...

43. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days, and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!