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It was snowing. When I went out, I saw a man falling down.

I went over and asked: "Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan, can I help you up?"

Uncle: "Young man, go ahead, I'll wait." For a while".

I was so moved that I quickly said: "Uncle, there is a Ferrari over there and it will be coming soon."

The uncle was also excited and said: "You young man. You are quite honest. Why don't you leave and be a witness for me? I will buy you a car to drive to work..."

Although the weather is good, Although it was cold, the uncle's words were warm and full of positive energy.