Funny words to post on Moments when it’s hot

Funny words to post on WeChat Moments when it is hot

Funny words to post on WeChat Moments when it is hot. In the hot summer, many people are so lifeless that they cannot even smile due to the unbearable high temperature and heat in summer. There are a lot less of them, and posting a funny WeChat Moments when the weather is hot is something that many people do. Let’s share with you some funny posts on WeChat Moments when the weather is hot, let’s learn about it together.

Funny things to post on WeChat Moments in hot weather 1

1. You have to eat cold dishes quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while!

2. This scorching heat cannot stop!

3. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.

4. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

5. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying - let the storm come more violently!

6. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog!

7. Special reminder: Hou Yi could not go out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to take care of his children. Please be prepared to escape the heat.

8. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than Laughing under the electric fan!

9. The scorching sun ripped open the skin of the earth.

10. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. All that's missing between me and barbecue is a pinch of cumin.

11. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine am I selling in this gourd? It's all wind oil essence, and whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

12. If the heat continues like this, the wings will melt instead of folding; mosquitoes will no longer bite people, but only cold water pipes; hot dry noodles no longer need to be cooked; raw eggs will no longer be available; clothes It can be worn after washing; there is no need to ignite the car to start it.

13. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.

14. The scorching summer heat is unbearable. Let me teach you a magical way to relieve the heat: when the sun is high at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstructions. Once you suffer from heatstroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison to combat heatstroke. Attack the heat.

15. Hello, Mr. Sun, on behalf of all mankind, I beg you, don’t let the summer vacation be so hot!

16. When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I didn’t recognize any of them.

17. The weather is so hot that people want to run naked.

18. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a close friend of life and death!

19. A friend was undergoing surgery. The doctor asked whether it would be under full anesthesia or semi-anesthesia. My friend replied that it would be mildly spicy.

20. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns. Funny things to post on Moments when it’s hot: 2

1. There are a lot of scammers on the street now. You should be careful when going out in the future. There was a person on the street today who kept saying it was too hot, it was too hot. I followed him three times. He's not dead yet.

2. That day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came up, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas, which looked like clouds but not clouds, or mist but not mist, floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.

3. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy!

4. Every wave of life has a halo of happiness; every step of life has a wonderful moment; every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; every friend’s love A greeting expresses profound friendship. My friend, I hope you are well and always happy! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

5. What was the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child? ——When I was a child, I was playing on a city wall ~ I accidentally lost my footing. . . . Kicked people off the wall. . . .

6. Let me tell you a few ways to quickly relieve the heat: in addition to looking in the mirror, checking the bank card balance, pinching your belly, and checking the QQ invisible status of your sweetheart. Does your heart feel cold now?

7. The midsummer sunshine is like being dipped in pepper water. There is no shade on the open street.

8. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the word 'innocent'..." "It's so hot today!"

9. The way to relieve the heat with thoughts: Imagine you are hit Ice palm, the ice suddenly melts; or imagine that you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg hits and you fall into the cold and biting sea water; why not try watching a ghost movie? I wish you a clear heart after being "scared"!

10. The first summer is still peaceful, and the grass has not stopped yet.

11. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, and when you are online but I am invisible.

12. In the hot summer, I asked Sister Caterpillar to bring you a few intimate kisses, and I asked Aunt Mosquito to sing a lullaby for you every night. Don’t be polite to me, and Better gifts are prepared for you!

13. In summer, the vegetation is particularly lush. The leaves of the holly trees are shiny and the old elm branches are lush, providing people with a thick green shade.

14. Green grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are scorched by a fiery sun hanging high in the sky, and the air is filled with a sweet and intoxicating atmosphere.

15. Someone secretly has a crush on you. Will you be tempted if you find out? ——I think I will change my mind. . .

16. During the break, when I had nothing to do, I discussed the future marriage with the girls at my desk. Out of good intentions, I reminded her: "When you get married in the future, the bridesmaid must find someone uglier than you, otherwise she will be outshone!" The girl at the same table nodded, looked around the classroom very seriously and said : "I can look for you, but who do you look for..."

17. Don't forget to drink porridge when the weather is hot, it will not make you feel uncomfortable in the hot weather; mung bean porridge can relieve troubles and quench thirst, and lotus seed porridge can relieve the heart and clear the fire; Adzuki beans and jujubes promote blood circulation and replenish qi, while banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; the porridge should not be too salty, so you can enjoy it easily during the summer.

18. Principal, open the door. If you have the ability, open the door! Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know your house has air conditioning! Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door!

19. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer has come with green leaves jumping in the warm wind

20. There is not a cloud in the sky, not a bit of wind, There was a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.