Humorous remarks to describe the hot weather

The humorous way to describe the hot weather is as follows:

1. The weather is like a steamer, and I am almost turning into a ripe mango!

2. The weather is as hot as a stove, and I feel like a piece of roasted chicken!

3. The weather is so hot that I start to miss the Ice Age. At least there were ice cubes to lie on!

4. It’s so hot that people think they are already on vacation in the sun, but unfortunately there are no parasols and sunscreen!

5. It was so hot that I began to wonder if I was a steam person. I was evaporating sweat every day!

6. The weather is so hot that I even prepared ice cubes in my backpack. Who needs ice cream to cool down?

7. The weather is so hot that I start to feel like a walking fireball. Come and escape my heat!

8. The weather is so hot that I feel like my sweat can turn into a swimming pool, but unfortunately no one dares to go into the water!

9. This is hotter than the hot pot base. Now I can only choose to spend my days soaking in ice water at home!

10. The weather is so hot that I can bake pancakes on the balcony. Who wants to try the suncakes I made?