Jingzhou dialect funny test paper answer

1. To achieve something means to live a hard life.

2. What do you add?

3. Fake horse clothes

4. Maosi toilet

5. If you take a wrong turn, something will go wrong.

6, concave wrinkle dirty

7. Altar (homophonic, referring to people)

8. Wash clothes and towels

9. Get married, have children, and have happy events again and again

10, men's (tricolor) stuffing bag

Second, multiple-choice questions: (13 points)

1, needle door blasting: (d)

A/ Where to go now B, the needle hurts C, the weather is fine today D, what should I do now?

2. Guests in this area: (1)

A, go to the street b, invite people to dinner c, dance yangko d, and deserve it

3. Fighting red violence and picking and hanging: (1)

A, * * * * Naked person B, naked person C, shirtless person D, red eye when fighting

4. how to batch pikes? It's not enough for me. (2 sounds) This seam: (d)

First, what's the matter? I was horny at an early age. B, I can't see such a small sparrow clearly.

C, this little baby, I can handle D. This little punk is not enough for me to eat alone.

5. Fat batch head: (c)

A, an animal B, a fool C, a stationery D, a rogue

6. Gass the Groaning Monkey: (C)

A, sensational B, scared me to death C, when did it start D, four man-eating monkeys croak

7. Taigu (3 tones): (d)

A, childe B, locals with different accents C, childe D, rich people

8. "Covering children" and "trapping children" respectively refer to: (a)

A, cotton shoes, rain boots B, old people, children C, traffickers and trafficked persons D, both sides of hide and seek

9. If someone says, "My kidnapper is awesome …", you should answer: (1)

A. that's four, that's four, B. playing chiba, C. carrying a load, D. police

10, if someone says "7 meters chat?" "You should answer: (b)

A. touch company B.7 to chat. C. tall and small. D. wrapped in gold

1 1, if someone says, "Don't listen to me?" You should answer: (1)

A.is that right? How dare you? B. Tomorrow C. Wait for Hazi. D. it's thick and swollen.

12. If someone says, "I will help you," you should answer: (c)

A. get down, B. chabaz, C. thanks, D. means "ba"

13. If someone says, "Your pig is so fat, when will you kill your family?" You should answer: (c)

A. Hungry B. Kill your whole family tomorrow C. Spread out suddenly D.

I can't lose. This is the whole paper.

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Many of them are not Jingzhou dialect. A little dialect in the cities around Jingzhou. ,。