Li San's drama "Village Girl"

Li didn't want to take the imperial examination, but he felt that he still had to learn cultural knowledge. Therefore, he insisted on self-study at home and recited the four books and five classics. But after a long time, after reading a few books, I gradually got bored, so I slipped out from time to time to chat and play with ordinary friends. Once, Li talked about the difficult girl in the neighboring village and was very interested: Who is the difficult girl? Why does everyone care so much about her? It turns out that this girl is also the sister of a noble family and has a surname. She is sixteen years old, and she is as beautiful as flowers and jade. She has regular facial features, slim figure, oval face, thin waist and small mouth. As the saying goes, ten people see nine people love her. So as soon as she went out, the young people in the village looked at her in a gushing way, which really made people drool. However, no one has dared to propose to her family so far. Her parents also feel sad. As the saying goes: pigs are full of family style and women are ashamed. Why doesn't anyone dare to propose to such a beautiful girl? It turns out that she is an unruly and provocative person. If anyone gets in her way, it will be difficult for the cat to catch her claws and make it difficult for you to ride a tiger. For this reason, it was given the name of flower, called difficult to provoke, and compared to a thorny rose, which is beautiful and can't be picked. I see! Li heard it clearly and thought: Hum! What's wrong with it? I just want to piss her off! At this time, I don't know who said: I don't think even Li can mess with her! Li came as soon as he heard the energy. Who says I dare not mess with her? ! They all said, how dare you? ! Wen Gu said: What if you dare? Someone said, let's make a bet with you! Wen Gu asked: What is the method of gambling? The older companion said: Wait, the' difficult' will pick Chai Lu to fight on this road. If you provoke her, you can kiss her. We invite you to dinner today. If you can't provoke her and kiss her, you will invite us to dinner. Do you dare? Li said to him, OK! A word spoken is past recalling. Go and buy delicious food!

Talking to the same girl.

After Li made a bet with everyone, he made his own demands. He said to everyone, don't get in the way here, look at me from a distance and kiss. I am still shy! Everyone complied and retreated to the door of the house. After a while, I saw a girl who had been waiting for a while, carrying Chai Lu on her back, coming out of the doorway of the mountain pit. Li is the most beautiful girl. She always takes the lead according to everyone's instructions. Seeing the girls getting closer and closer, Li hurried to the edge of the orange garden, which was the only way for the girls. At that time, it was the season when citrus was about to mature, and it was also the time for rural women to cut August reed. Soon, the girls came to the edge of the orange garden with firewood. Li raised his eyes and saw that this was the most beautiful and troublesome one in front. Wen Gu quickly stopped on the road and said, "Slow down, I'm looking for you!" It's hard for the leader to put Lou down and ask what's wrong? Wen Gu Road: My oranges have been picked a lot. Some people say that you took the lead in stealing it. Difficult to provoke: there is such a thing, don't talk nonsense! Wen Gudao: You don't have to argue, just let me search you. It is hard for Li to see that he is like a teenager who is not sensible, so he has to reluctantly obey. So Wen Gu touched seven or eight girls in a row, but he didn't find any oranges. What happened? It's wrong of you to insist that we stole oranges. Wengu added: Well, just because you didn't find it doesn't mean you didn't choose it. You are not that stupid, I think, you must have eaten! "You are talking nonsense again," said angrily! We ate oranges there! ? Wen Gu said: Don't worry, I can find out if you have eaten oranges. Difficult to provoke: how to check the law? Wen Gu said: After eating citrus, there will be a fragrance in your mouth, and you will know it when you smell it; If I don't smell it, you must have eaten it. The villagers looked at each other when they heard that they wanted people to smell their mouths. Annoying, he said to his companion, smell it! Don't think that we really picked it and ate it! So, Li started from the difficult, and let him smell it mouth to mouth. Then, let them go.

Li's companions, glancing at all the above at a distance, thought they really touched the girl's chest and kissed her irritating mouth. Li He won the bet.

The farter lost his things.

Shortly after Li played a village girl, he made a transition with many people. The weather is stuffy and hot, and the ferry is very slow. Just when everyone was upset, someone suddenly farted, which was really uncomfortable. Everyone is complaining about fart man, and there are many comments. A friend whispered to Li: If you can find out who farted, I'll invite you to the market for dinner. Wen Gudao: Well, wait until you know someone!

The ferry docked and people came ashore one after another. Only Li and his gambler stayed on the boat on purpose. Li suddenly told that humanity, I have recognized the ass! Human nature of betting: you talk nonsense! Everyone's gone! Look, if you don't believe me, I call him and he answers! At this moment, Li shouted to the crowd on the shore: Hey, you just farted, you left something on the boat! As soon as the voice fell, I suddenly saw a big girl turn around and hurriedly replied: I didn't lose anything! Now, everyone knows that she farted.

But who would have thought that this girl is really difficult to mess with, and it is really a narrow road to go. This Li teased her intentionally or unintentionally, and I don't know if she knew Li.

There is a prescription for urgency.

Lee happened to meet a tough guy again. The tough guy also recognized Lee and wanted to get back at him. When she boarded the ship, she deliberately staggered into Li's arms. The fat in her hand made Li's new dress greasy. Li guessed that she was playing tricks on people on purpose, and began to play drums again, ready to wait for an opportunity to get back at her.

At that time, the weather was dry, the water was shallow and the boat was slow. Glancing at Li Zhou secretly, I saw him sitting in the stern, anxious, fidgeting, looking around and depressed. I think she must be in a hurry. So I frowned and thought about it. He turned around and said loudly to his companion, well, I went to the market today and got a good medicine for urgency. Someone asked: don't talk nonsense, is there a prescription for urgency? Wen Gu answered very seriously: Really, I just tried. It's smart. I'm in a hurry to pee. I scratched a straw into my nostrils and urinated.

Ugly, just to someone's liking: try it. Who knows that the straw stalk stabbed into my nostrils, and my nose itched, and I sneezed hard, and my urine was thrown out, which was embarrassing. Only then did she know that she had been retaliated by Li. I hate him, but ... so in her heart, a coup to avenge Li is also brewing.

It's hard to make girls cruel. This time, I have to teach him a lesson After she went ashore first, she took a shortcut to the Li family first. When Li saw her aunt, she quickly said to her, Aunt, something has happened! Follow one's inclinations, Wen Gu's aunt, panicked, quickly asked, what's the matter? It's hard to get serious: I heard people talking on the boat just now that your nephew has a sexually transmitted disease! Aunt asked, is this really the case? ! If he didn't get sexually transmitted diseases, would he walk slower than me? Seeing that Auntie was in doubt, she went on to say, Auntie, don't think too much, he is not young. Besides, if there is nothing that fascinates him in the market, how can there be books that don't read and scholars don't take exams? Menstruation was very worried after hearing this, and said, what should I do? It's hard to get into trouble and pretend to be serious: I heard from the older generation that you will get better if you get this disease and break out with poisonous blood. Aunt said, then how can we make him bleed all over? I see, said annoyingly. You prepare a' Vitex negundo' first, and when he comes home, you will smoke it hard on him so that the poisonous blood will not flow out. My aunt promised to do so.

After a while, I came back. When my aunt saw it, she quickly raised the' Beijing stick' and slapped him. Wen Gu quickly called and asked, Why did you hit me? My aunt said while playing, leave it alone. Short pain is better than long pain. If only the poisonous blood came out! Vingo must be as confused as Zhang Er King Kong. When my aunt stopped, Wen Gu had been beaten to pieces. When I sat down to ask the reason carefully, Li Cai realized that he had been caught in a troublesome impeded plan and was doubly retaliated. I have to tell you what I was joking about on the boat just now. My aunt suddenly realized. She said to Wen Gu: Old nephew, this is what you get for always teasing others! From now on, it can't be like the past! Li nodded and replied, my aunt said that I must repent! From then on, Wen Gu studied hard and later became a local celebrity.

Comments: Looking at the plots of Li's three plays, we can see that, first, he is very competitive and thinks that I must win you, especially if others beat him. All three plays are * * *. Secondly, it can be seen that Li is indeed a witty superman. What seems impossible (or ordinary) on the surface, as long as he makes up his mind, he will do it creatively and unexpectedly. Third, you can forgive him. Wen Gu is still young and naive, but he didn't go his own way. Under the sincere persuasion of his aunt, he made up his mind to repent. This is also enlightening to how we should look at the words and deeds of young people today.