Good sentence: 211 New Year's Day spoof blessing message _3 words

1. Happy New Year's Day, one for each pig! I'd rather send 3 thousand wrong than miss one! Please forward the wronged ones, save the default ones, and delete the thick ones. Happy New Year to my dear pig!

2. Send you a blessing bomb. May it open the spark of your crazy love for one year, the fireworks with brilliant career, the fireworks with bright fortune, and the sweet and auspicious flowers! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

3. A zero mark in the exam is called a duck egg, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, and a woeful egg for being finished. Happy New Year's Day for a round egg!

4. We are police! You have been surrounded by our happy new year and all the best. Accepting the blessing is the only way out! Otherwise, there will be more rain in the Year of the Ox and happy arrows will be shot at you every day! Happy new year's day

5. Confucius said: People don't believe, and they don't know what they can do! Confucius said that if a person doesn't even have a congratulatory message in the new year, how can he get along? I use this short message to prove that you are doing well! Happy new year!

6. Gift delivery in the Year of the Rabbit, with Fuwa as the courier: a bird's nest to incubate golden eggs and a water side to gather good sources; Send a medal with wealth, send a lucky cloud to protect Kang 'an; Just send me out, five blessings family! Happy new year!

7. Please take one second to forget your troubles and one minute to think about the New Year. Spend an hour with your lover and a year to experience life! At the turn of the old and the new, please accept my blessing with a smile! Happy new year!

8. I am afraid that I will get up tomorrow night, so I will book the first ray of sunshine for you in the New Year. I wish you a happy New Year! Book the first morning breeze of the new year for you, and wish you a smooth sailing! Book the first bird song for you in the new year, and wish you all your wishes come true!

9. I wish you a harmonious family and a happy year in the new year; Happy life, safe life; Every day is full of energy, and every month is full of joy; Rich in financial resources every year, peaceful and peaceful every year! Happy new year!

1. I miss you with one heart, hug you with two hearts, kiss you with three hearts, four hearts are ready to move, five hearts begin to shake, six hearts are in trouble, seven hearts are getting better, eight hearts are earth-shaking, nine hearts are long, and ten hearts are deeply impressed! Happy new year!

11. I want the epiphyllum to never wither and bloom in warm spring! I want sunny winter to melt the cold ice and snow! I want people who read short messages to be happy in the New Year, healthy and happy for a whole year!

12. I wish you a new year: the sky is clear and you are happy; Freedom floats with the wind and practices health; Energetic, enthusiastic, and successful dreams! may you have a happy new year!

13. New Year's Day is approaching. For the sake of the global environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in a congratulatory message in large face value RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you a happy new year!

14. Don't move, put your hands up! Those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! It's you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you!

15. I wish you a fresh mood every day, no grudges, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes will come true smoothly, happiness will stay in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

16. If you could shine the sunshine, whose heart would you like to warm? If you can blow the spring breeze, whose smile would you like to stretch? Who is the person you miss this holiday? No matter how things change, I wish you all the best. Happy new year!

17. When the New Year comes, I wish you: a unified start and a renewed Vientiane; Good luck every year and peace every year; Rich in financial resources, rich and auspicious; Happiness and well-being, more than auspicious; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year's day!

18. I picked a crescent moon in my hand, with two stars overhead, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth, and I came to you with lightning speed: Happy New Year! Would you like to share your holiday with me?

19. In order to thank my friends for their care and support over the years, I specially give a big reward during the New Year's Day. Everyone who has a position in my heart will get a New Year's Day greeting message worth RMB 1! Don't forget to invite me to dinner!

2. Pain is best for others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends are always eternal; Love is managed by heart, and there is no big deal in the world! may you have a happy new year!

21. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go all the way, fall halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

22. When the New Year arrives, I wish you all the best, two dragons will take off, three sheep will bloom in Thailand, the four seasons will be peaceful, and five blessings will be blessed with great luck, seven stars will shine high, all directions will make money, and 99 will be United and perfect.

23. According to the special law on New Year's Day, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to be depressed for life, and all your illness and troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Retreat!

24. Happy New Year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain. There is plenty of wine and gold everywhere.

25. May happiness overflow as often as memory, money be saved as hard disk, good luck be held in your hand like a mouse, life be like a CPU, and your mood be as bright as a monitor! I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

26. The bell rang all over the world at : , and the New Year train left on time. It carried away an unforgettable birthday and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

27. It's not only days like this that will remind me of you, but days like this can harass you openly and tell you to be happy on New Year's Day! Happy New Year! Be happy every day!

28. Time flies like a windmill, turning a kind of friendship into a memorable past in Hong Chen. May your life be stronger and more fruitful in the new years. I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

29. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I wish you good luck in the east, smooth in the south, safe in the west, carefree in the north, and healthy in the middle; Left Fengyuan, right developed, there are lucky stars before, and bodhisattvas after; Good luck for laymen! Happy New Year's Day!

3. I hope that in the new year, you will have a high position and light responsibilities, stay close to home with more money and less work, sleep until dawn every day, get a cramp in your hand, receive a gift if you spend money, and get a raise if others work overtime! Happy new year!

31. Blessing plus blessing is many blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is infinite blessing, and blessing except blessing is the only blessing. I wish you peace and happiness and Happy New Year!

32. Looking for someone by radio: The man was tattered and blind, his limbs were weak before three meals, his voice was broken and his mind was lost, and his seven holes were full of blood and gossip. He was very much like you after a narrow escape. Stop looking, it's you! Happy new year!

33, send you 888 every day, and send it every day; Send you 999 every day, and you will be rich before and after; Send you 555 every day, it is not hard to go to work every day; Send you 333 every day, no matter what you do, you will pass the customs! Happy new year!

34, gain and loss of ordinary things, right and wrong, do not hesitate, be grateful and resentful, be cold and warm, I know, life is bumpy and tortuous, so don't care too much about everything, I wish you good luck all your life!

35. Where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, there is my silent prayer. When the meteor passes by, I made a wish: I wish you peace and health and a happy New Year!

36. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! All of them are for you. Happy New Year's Day!

37. When reading this message, you owe me a card; When deleting this message, you owe me a gift; When replying to this message, you owe me a big meal! If you don't reply, then you owe me a happy New Year's Day!

38. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! My heart for you is longer than Guan Yun! I don't need to say more about what you mean! Simply say to you: Happy New Year's Day, Happy New Year!

39. The distance between mountains is clouds, the distance between trees is wind, and the distance between people is hearts. Usually neglecting greetings doesn't mean forgetting. Sincere greetings witness my heart as always! I wish you a happy New Year's Day! Good luck!

4. When New Year's Day comes, I wish you good luck every day, live a better life, win cards every time in the lottery, and have a good taste. If you dare to forget me, be careful to get clubbed! Happy new year!

41. Send you a 1% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching, manufacturer: sincere friends! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all the best!

42. I met you in the virgin forest on New Year's Day three thousand years ago. I gave you a skirt made of leaves. Three thousand years later, I met you again in the city. You are still wearing leaves. I still wish you a happy New Year's Day!

43. On New Year's Eve, in a dark corner, strike a match, regardless of the chest that suppresses feelings and tar, I would like to smoke another cigarette for you and miss you desperately. Repeatedly chanting in my heart: Happy holidays, friends!

44. Thousands of miles away, I stood by the secluded windowsill and looked at the past through the atmosphere of the New Year. Time has solidified, and you are the bright spot on this landscape. I write my blessing on this painting with my heart! Happy new year!

45, a flower picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, and I couldn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been going for a long time, but it can't go to the end in the dark; In a word, I waited for a long time: Happy New Year's Day!

46. At night, the stars look charming, the sea sounds profound, the snow in winter feels romantic, and I am very happy to have you among my friends! Best wishes to you, Happy New Year!

47. A plain greeting is very light. A blessing as usual as paper, very true; Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in a safe envelope and give it to you. Let happiness and good luck surround you all the time! may you have a happy new year!

48. Sincere blessing: God bless you, God cares for you, and Bodhisattva loves you! In order to thank you for your long-term concern and help, I especially give you a New Year gift: a priceless blessing message-Happy New Year to you!

49. Weather forecast for New Year's Day: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks in the northwest, some gold nuggets, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please bring your helmet and sacks, and get ready to make a fortune! I wish you a happy new year's money withdrawal!

5. The New Year is coming again. The year of the Year is wonderful. Fast is always smiling. Le is celebrating every second. Happy is celebrating everything. Fat is wishing good luck to cover the source of wealth!

51. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, bless the Gangdise Mountain and suck the wealth of Bill Gates as a gift. I wish you a happy New Year!

52. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift! All of them are for you. Happy New Year's Day!

53. I will send you a short message instead of giving gifts on New Year's Day this year. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, happiness will stick to you, and I want to tell you that God of Wealth has been eyeing you!

54. I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

55. A family is harmonious, happy for one year, happy for life, safe for life, full of energy every day, happy every month, and rich in financial resources every year. Happy new year!

56. At dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; In the evening, the sun sets on the western hills, and joy follows you for 365 days. Happy new year! Happy new year! Good luck!

57. The first ray of sunshine is my deep blessing to you, and the last blush of sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. On the occasion of New Year's Day, I send my sincere blessing: Happy New Year!

58. Happy New Year's Day! I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you! When New Year's Day arrived, I entrusted the air as the postman, bound the hot greetings into a package, printed it with a sincere postmark, and delivered it at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. I sincerely wish you a happy New Year!

59. My dearest friend: New Year's Day is here. May God bless you in this new year! Guanyin bodhisattva protects you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!

6. Happy New Year's Day! I wish you a good fortune and a fat pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is sweet and beautiful like a bee; Good luck, like a dime a dozen!

61. I want to say hello to you when New Year's Day is coming. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious taste; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.

62. One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the people who are reading the short message a happy New Year!