Six people are performing funny musical scripts on the junior high school campus.

Author: Sui Xin 52 0

This farce is divided into four scenes, with actors 16 people, each with four scenes.

1

A: Sister Lin fell from the sky like a cloud floating out of uranium.

Only in his belly is a savage frivolous.

Sister Lin

B: Brother Jia.

I haven't heard from you since the exam. I've been looking for you everywhere, but I haven't seen you. I didn't expect to meet you here today (made a "yes" gesture)

Please allow me to calm down and bury the past with silence. I came from the stormy sea, so you are here. "-Rene Liu's" So you are here "thought I could forget the past, but tears reminded me again. Keep pretending I don't know you.

B: I ... I want to control myself, not let anyone see me cry, pretend not to care about you, don't want to think of you, and blame myself for not having the courage. -Cecilia Cheung's heart and wish.

A: I know I was wrong, and all explanations will be in vain, but I assure you with my heart that I have never let you down. For me and his past, it is neither affection nor love, but the fourth emotion. You are still in my heart.

B: (Tears streaming down her face) Stop lying to me, stop lying to me (louder and louder).

A: (slightly stunned)

B: (Turn sorrow into joy) I have close friends, and I feel very safe. You go, we are still ordinary friends.

A: Now that you have made a decision, I won't say anything, but I only have one request, and I hope you can agree.

What are the requirements?

Can I hug you? Baby. (Nodding, two people hug)

A: (Walking back for a while) I wish you happiness.

B: (Standing in the wind, my hair flutters with the wind) Because you have your life and I have my journey, you are not mine after all-"The Possibility of Love" (singing gradually, feeling sad).

2

Birds in the tree are in pairs.

B: Qingshan is laughing.

.......

A: Long time no see. Your voice is still very masculine.

My seven fairies, you are not bad too.

(Both laugh)

How are you?

B: OK .. Not at all, at least I don't want to die.

A: Sorry. I shouldn't have left you.

There's nothing wrong with you, except that I forgot my glasses.

After all these years, you still don't forgive me?

Do I have this right?

A: I often blame myself for not leaving you and often regret not leaving you. -Dick and Cowboy's "How much love is never possible".

B: You hurt me and laugh it off-Na Ying's "Laugh it off"

A: It's all my fault. It's all my fault. I can't see that things will have another result soon, and I can't wait for the fruit to ripen-Andy Lau's It's All My Fault.

You once said that you would love me forever. Maybe you just can't prove it —— Karen Mok's Summer Fruits.

A: I have already started practicing, and I am slowly getting anxious. I'm afraid there is no such thing as you, Andy Lau.

B: (with tears) If I can forget the whole world, at least you are worth cherishing. You are here. This is the miracle of life-at least you in Sandy Lam.

Forgive me, that's great (jumping up)

B: I'm always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted (singing)

Sister, wait for me. Brother wants to talk to you. Why are you shy? Don't neglect me.

three

Sandwich: Mosquito No.1, who often wears high glasses, is innocent and lovely, and doesn't care about others.

Lin: Little girl, a little wild, likes fantasy.

Wu: He is handsome and tall. He is reluctant to take part in group activities and likes to do what he wants.

Lin: How can I meet you? At this most beautiful moment, I prayed for this in front of the Buddha for 500 years. Why hasn't he come yet? I'm worried sick (looking around).

Wu: (on foot) Pick up the Fantasy City and watch it on the stool.

Lin: (sitting next to him, looking at him, the two looked at each other several times) Great, even more handsome (exaggerated) than in the video. Have you ever had hallucinations? (shy)

Wu: (referring to himself) You ask me?

Lin: Well, have you ever had hallucinations?

Wu: Of course, in my dream.

Lin: (snickering) Great, so is the first slogan (snickering).

Wu: What?

Lin: No, have you seen the Great Wall?

Wu: Not now. There may be opportunities in the future.

Lin: The second slogan is still the same. That's great.

Wu: What are you whispering about?

Lin: No, can I ask you a question?

Wu: Go ahead.

Lin: Why do you love others behind my back?

Wu: (glancing) Well, let me think. How can I forget her? Reality is always too cruel. I have given my soul.

Lin: irrelevant answer.

Wu: Boring (Part Two)

Lin: I'm so angry (chopping my feet)

Sandwich: Wearing tall glasses, I walked around the stage and looked at her up and down.

Lin: See what? (fierce)

Sandwich: Look at you.

Lin: What must I see?

Sandwich: I want to know if you are a man or a woman (pushing glasses)

Sandwich: I want to know if you are a man or a woman (pushing glasses)

Lin: Get out of here, blind man.

Sandwich: I am not blind, I am a mosquito.

Lin: This is a mosquito. No wonder it's buzzing. It's so noisy. (Shouting at him)

Sandwich: I'm disturbing you, miss. Watch your language.

Lin: (glance left and right) You ... you don't have time to talk to you.

Sandwich: Are you waiting for someone?

Lin: Hmm (impatient)

Sandwich: waiting for netizens?

Li: Yes.

Sandwich: Me too.

Lin: Is that him? (Unbelievable) Have you ever had hallucinations?

Sandwich: In a dream.

Lin: Have you ever seen the Great Wall?

Sandwich: Not now. There may be opportunities in the future.

Lin: Why do you love others behind my back?

Sandwich: Actually, I don't want to go. Actually, I want to stay. Stay with you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Lin: Are you boiled water?

Sandwich: that's right

Lin: Didn't you say that you are 1.75 meters? Why is it less than1.7m?

Sandwich: Oh, I said it might be 1.75 in the future.

Lin: Then who was in the video last night?

Sandwich: My friend.

Lin: You, asshole (slapping him and getting out of the car)

Sandwich: (paused for a moment) Why am I always the one who gets hurt? What did I do wrong? Oh, my God (sad)

four

Three girls. Wang: Tall and beautiful. Zheng: outgoing and lively. Xiaobai: Man, uphold justice.

Two people. Lin: short and strong, lustful. Chen: Long and thin, he likes to speak Minnan, and his actions are exaggerated.

Three women walk hand in hand and two men follow, which is lewd. )

Wang: Be careful, there is a pervert behind you.

Zheng: Yes.

Lin: How old are you? Do you want to ask if you are married?

Xiao Bai: I don't know what you said.

Lin: I'm a wolf from the north (howling)

(Three people stand back)

Chen: What's your name? Really, I don't know how to be kind. Don't be afraid, miss. I'll beat that pervert for you. Don't praise me for my greatness. We will be a family from now on.

Wang: Are you gentlemen?

Lin and Chen: Of course.

Wang: But I don't know how talented you are. Now let's test you.

Lin and Chen: No problem. We are very talented.

Wang: Talented?

Lin and Chen: Brilliant.

Wang: Let's begin then. Please listen to the question.

Zheng: A man was walking on a wooden bridge. A wolf came in front of him and a dog came behind him. I'm afraid I can't shoot the wrong bow and arrow. Do you want to shoot a wolf or a dog?

Lin: I'm a pervert.

Chen: My colored dog.

(They clap their hands happily. )

Lin: Did you find anything wrong in it?

Chen: Yes, this must be the trap we are going to drill (glancing and giggling).

W: Why? You two seem to have a problem?

Zheng: Come on, what's your opinion?

Xiao Bai: Hey, do you have any comments? (raising his voice)

Li: Sure ... No problem.

Chen: I have an opinion.

(Three women at the same time? Lin hit Chen on the head)

Chen: Yes. . . It's impossible.

Third Daughter: You are smart enough.

(Three women step down, two men are unhappy)

Lin: Miss, wait for me.

Third daughter: What for?

Wang: Let's go. Lazheng: Let's go first, Xiao Bai, and you take care of it.

Xiao Bai: Wait for me, these two birds.

Lin; Wait a minute, who was that beautiful girl (Mandarin) just now?

Xiao Bai: Which one?

Chen: The tallest one.

Xiao Bai: The monster is a dead child, but he doesn't read books. He will track a child (Minnan dialect).

Lin: No, I want to read (Mandarin) and type (Minnan).

Xiao Bai: Do you really want to know?

Lin and Chen: I wonder, where is she from?

Xiao Bai: I'll tell you what you don't know. Let me show you Duogong (Minnan dialect). For the sake of Minnan people, I advise you not to be too ostentatious, or you will get into trouble.

Chen: Is there any trouble?

Xiao Bai: Look back. Here you are.

(On Two Strong Men)

Xiao Bai: No, I'm coming. I'll get off first. Take care. Goodbye.

The two are helpless: you ...

A: I heard that you want to pick up the beautiful woman in front.

Lin: Well, what's the matter?

A: Nothing. Do you want to practice and fight with me? (showing arm muscles)

Shook his head.

AB: Did you have a group fight? (Both of them show their arm muscles at the same time)

(Their heads shake like a wave drum)

B: Then what do you want?

L: Nothing. It's nothing. The weather is very good today.

Chen: Yes, there is a moon in broad daylight.

What did you say?/Sorry?

AB: Nothing ... Nothing (sneaking off the stage)

Come back here (after the two of them)