There are funny jokes there.

One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

The bus is so crowded that there is a woman standing at the door.

A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,

Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . . .

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

3. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

4. The miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

One night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep at night, so I sent a short message to my friend and sister: "If you are depressed, please chat with me." Soon, my sister wrote back: "Well, what do you want to talk about? The topic is up to you. " I thought about it and replied happily, "Then let's talk about something heavier, such as-your weight!" After a moment of silence, my sister sent me a short message, which said, "This is too heavy. Then let's talk about superficial topics, such as your IQ! "

7. A pupil confessed to his long-cherished teacher. The teacher said it was wrong, but he wouldn't listen. Finally, the teacher couldn't stand it anymore and said, I don't want children. The pupil said: I will be careful! "。

8. Once gin and vodka went hunting deer in the mountains, two greedy men caught two deer. When flying back, the captain said worriedly, "So many deer are overweight!" " "Both of them said dismissively," what are you afraid of? We hunted so many deer last year and flew back! " "The captain beat them and had to put them on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, suddenly shook and finally fell down. The two men stood up pale. Vodka looked around and whispered to Juniper, "Boss, it seems that we fell here last year!" " "

9。 A mental hospital heard that the leader would come to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the dean called a meeting of the patients in the hospital at the meeting. The dean said: "This afternoon, there is a very important leader coming to visit, and everyone should go to the door to meet him. When welcoming, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, standing neatly. When I cough, everyone applauds together, the warmer the better; When I stamp my foot, I must stop completely. I can't make mistakes. If everyone is ready, we can give you meat buns tonight. As long as one person screws up, no one will have buns to eat, remember? " The patients in the audience shouted together: "Remember!" This afternoon, the leader arrived on time. When he walked into the gate, the welcoming patient was already standing at the door. At this time, with the cough of the hospital dean, all the patients applauded and welcomed, and the atmosphere was very warm. Infected by the warm atmosphere, the visiting leaders smiled and applauded with everyone and entered the hospital. Seeing that the leader had entered the hospital, the dean stamped his foot and the applause stopped completely, very neatly. Only the leader is still smiling and clapping his hands, and the dean is very satisfied. Suddenly, a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger jumped out of the welcome crowd, strode to the leader, gave him a big slap in the face and shouted angrily, "Do you want to eat steamed bread? ! ! ! "

10, a fly mother and son had lunch together one day.

The son asked the mother fly, why do we eat shit every day?

Mother fly said angrily, don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot! !

1 1. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost!

12, the night is dark and windy. Pig Bajie kissed me with Sister Chang 'e on the moon. Suddenly, a black shadow passed by, and Pig Bajie hurriedly carried a rake.

After chasing him out, he came back after a while and said, damn it, Yang Liwei. ......

13, the earthworm family was bored that day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football.

14, a gambler took 1000 yuan from home to gamble, and a few hours later, he came back.

His wife quickly asked, "Did that big bill have a baby?"

"Yes, yes," the gambler said sadly, taking out two 10 yuan bills from his pocket. "It's a pity that their mother died."

15, what animal likes to ask why?

Passerby: I don't know.

It's a pig!

Passerby: Why?

17, Nun urine test

One day, an old nun was unwell and asked a little nun to take a urine sample to the hospital for examination. It's a pity that I was hit by a woman halfway and peed all over the floor. Little nun doesn't know what to do.

The woman said, "It's just urine. I'll pay you some money. " The little nun thought so and said cheerfully, "Good". When the test report came out, she found that the old nun was pregnant!

So the old nun sighed, "Animals are unreliable these days, not even cucumbers?"

19, my mother often said to the sheep: "You can't swing in a skirt; Otherwise the little boy will see the underwear inside! " One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" "Mother said angrily," didn't I tell you? Don't put on a skirt! " Yangyang said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

2 1. The centipede was bitten by a snake.

Sent to the hospital for emergency treatment,

The doctor diagnosed and said:

Amputation is necessary for the spread of anti-virus liquid!

The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs!

The doctor comfort way:

Dude, relax,

You will be an earthworm in the future.

22. A little tiger came slowly.

Red face asked the little squirrel:

"Excuse me, can I eat you?"

The little squirrel thinks this question is quite funny: "Is this your first time eating animals?"

The little tiger is even more embarrassed: "Yes, mom is not at home."

"What did you eat before?"

The little squirrel asked curiously.

…………

"What? Speak louder, I can't hear you! "

"eat milk!"

Say that finish, the little tiger's face is redder.

The little tiger said that the little squirrel took off his clothes and put two big breasts on it ~ ~ ~

23. At the art festival, we are going to dance a horrible group dance-we need to squat quickly, lift our legs high and other severe and difficult movements. As a result, everyone couldn't stand it after practicing for a few days. Some of them were covered with scars, some pulled muscles ... their right legs were badly hurt and they didn't listen at all! I went to class on the third floor today. Oh, God, I just ...

Lift your right leg, one step at a time. The most irritating thing is that while walking, I heard two girls whispering behind me: "Schools in big cities are more formal. If we are in our hometown, polio patients can't go to school at all! "

24. A person went to Shaolin to learn from a teacher.

The master pointed out that martial arts should focus on internal forces.

You should practice your internal skills first,

Then practice external skills.

Say that finish,

The master took out a pipe and asked him to blow into half a jar of water.

For example, when you can blow water out of the water tank,

Prove that internal strength has reached the highest level.

So he practiced hard day after day,

Three years later,

Without success,

But he thought: since Master said so, there must be a reason!

So I continued to practice.

After ten years like this, it still doesn't work.

Finally, he was disappointed,

Decided to stop practicing and get ready to go home.

I met his father when I got home,

His father asked him:

Say you studied with the teacher for ten years. How's it going?

He felt humiliated,

Then he lowered his head in dismay and sighed.

When he looked up, his father had already left. ...

25. Yi Ding, why are you talking in class?

Write your name 100 times!

Children don't change after repeated education,

Look at Xiong Linkui, the deskmate.

Remember once ~!

26. The telephone of the Federal Bureau of Investigation rang.

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes, what can I do for you?" The other party asked.

"I called to report my neighbor Tom. He hid marijuana in his firewood. " The informant said.

"We will investigate." The FBI agent said.

The next day, the FBI went to Tom's house.

They searched the hut where the firewood was stored, split each firewood,

I didn't find any marijuana, so I scolded Tom and left.

Tom's phone rang.

"Hey, Tom! Did the FBI help you cut wood? "

"Split." Tom replied.

"It's your turn to call. My garden needs ploughing. "

27. The king of a country chose his husband, pulled a cow to the river and said, whoever can make the cow nod before jumping into the river, I will marry the princess to him.

A butcher went up to the cow and said, isn't it great? The cow nodded.

The butcher said again, do you know me? The cow shook her head.

The butcher stabbed the cow's ass, and the cow jumped into the river in pain.

The king thought the butcher was rude, so the butcher asked to try again and the king agreed. The cow was pulled to the river again.

The butcher stepped forward and said to the cow; Do you know me? The cow nodded.

The butcher said again, can't you return Niu B? The cow shook her head.

The butcher said with a smile; Do you know what to do? The cow turned and jumped into the river.

Pinky and Ye took a motorcycle. Ye wore a pure white dress, and her freshly washed hair slipped over her body, which was very elegant. Unfortunately, they only have one helmet. After discussion, they decided to let Pingzhi wear it. Pinky put on Ye He, running all the way. It feels great!

When they passed a crossroads, the police uncle stopped them. The policeman said angrily to he ye, "Why don't you wear a helmet?"

Ye looked surprised: "You ~ Can you see me?"

The policeman asked Pingji again, "Why not let her wear a helmet?"

Pingzhi looked blank: "There is no one behind me!"

The poor policeman's face suddenly changed: "Let's go …"

7. He always complains that Pingzhi doesn't understand romance and sometimes makes him angry. One day, Ye Laping and I went shopping, and finally came to a flower shop with malicious intent, pulled Pingji in, looked left and right, and finally took a fancy to a bunch of roses, so I asked Pingji:

"Do you think this bunch of flowers looks good?" Pingzhi: "Not bad."

And IP asked, "Is it really nice?"

Pingzhi: "Well, it's really good."

Ye was a little angry, and then hinted, "You think it looks good, don't you? Actually, I like it. " I saw Ping Zi sincerely say, "Just watch it for a while if you like." Hearing this, Master He is angry from his heart, and evil is chilling! ~~~0. 1 sec later, Pingzhi was dragged out of the flower shop and beaten and thrown into the street to feed the wolves!

8. On one occasion, Xinyi, Xiaolan and Ye traveled by plane.

Something went wrong in the middle of the flight, and we needed to skydive to escape.

There are only three parachutes, so one person has to make sacrifices.

Finally, it was decided that the smartest freshmen would ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them would jump.

So a new question asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one"

So Xinyi asked Ye, "How many moons are there in the sky?" "one"

So the new one asked Hattori, "How many stars are there in the sky?" "……"

Hattori died voluntarily and jumped, but he hung on a branch and didn't die, which was fatal.

Since then, the four * * * once again had the opportunity to travel.

The same thing happened,

So I decided to decide a self-sacrificing person as before.

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan, "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "two roads"

So Xinyi asked Ye Yue, "How many eyes does a person have?" "two"

So a new question asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have?" "……"

Hattori volunteered to die, but he fell into the lake and didn't die, which was fatal.

The third time four people took the opportunity to travel, they encountered this danger again.

Hattori immediately stood up and said bravely, "Don't ask, I'll jump!" "

Falling so firmly ...

The new class immediately regretted it and shouted at Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air, "Hattori! We brought four parachutes this time ... "

14, it is said that Maori is a bit confused as a detective, but his brain is still good at ordinary times. This time he went into a small hotel and asked for a glass of beer. After taking a sip, he frowned and asked the waiter, "Do you want your beer without ice?" The waiter gave him a white look: "No, drink if you want, and pay for it if you don't want to drink."

Maori put down his glass and asked, "How much is a tie?"

"30。"

"then."

Maori took out a handful of one-dollar coins, snapped and turned away. The waiter was very angry, but he still picked up the money one by one, counted it carefully, and added a few more, which was a relief.

The next day, Maori came again. The waiter snorted and said to him, "I have never held a grudge against money, so I won't care about it with you for the last time." What do you want? "

Maori took out a 50 yuan bill: "A bundle of beer."

The waiter took the money and smiled and took out a handful of coins: "Here is your change. One piece, two pieces ... "He counted and threw the money all over the floor. After seeing him throw them out one by one, Maori took out about 10 coins and put them on the counter. He said quietly, "Add up those changes and have another one."

18, juvenile detective team cheated

Yuan Taipian:

The invigilator was very lax in the first application test of mathematics in the first grade of primary school. At that time, Mrs. Yuan felt that the application problem had not yet been introduced, so she greeted Hirohiko in advance and asked him for help. Hirohiko agreed. It took him more than half an hour to answer the questions in the exam. He just handed the test paper to Yuan Tai. Yuan Tai plagiarized crazily. After handing in the papers, Mrs. Yuan modestly asked Hirohiko, "What's the last big topic? Why should I write a long paragraph first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph? " Is there a format requirement? "Yan Guang fainted ... that problem was that Yan Guang didn't think it right at first, so he crossed it out and rewritten it again. Who knows that Taoyuan has been copied intact? ...

Conan:

In the English exam, Conan found that there were grammar and spelling mistakes in the topic, so he took out his textbook and argued with the teacher. It took the teacher three minutes to react and was shocked.

Bumei:

Bumei was accidentally caught copying books by the teacher, so the serious old teacher took Bumei's admission ticket and asked her to leave the examination room. Bumei sat there quietly, her eyes red. The teacher couldn't bear it, so he said, "This one is not an achievement. Just do the rest! " But the tears of beauty began to fall drop by drop. The teacher was a little anxious: "I'll return the admission ticket to you." I don't remember you cheating. Go and take the exam. Stop crying! " "BuMei ignored him and burst into tears at my desk. The teacher was sweating with anxiety. He urged, "why don't we make more copies?" "The whole class is sweating like a pig.

Kim was seriously injured in the battle with the police, and his life is dying. He is being rescued in the hospital. Vodka has been caught, so he can visit the sick. A new whim, maybe he will want to confess to me, and must get my forgiveness before he dies! So Xinyi went to the hospital to see Gin. At that time, Gin was covered in pipes and could not speak. Xinyi gave him a piece of paper and a pen: "If you have anything to say to me, write it here!" " "Kim picked up a pen, wrote a few words, suddenly turned supercilious look and swallowed. Xinyi sighed and walked out of the door with a note. When he saw the vodka outside, he handed him a note: "This is his last words. Please read it first. " Vodka took the note, unfolded it and read aloud, "Get out! "You stepped on my oxygen pipe!"

27. After marriage, Xinyi never helps Xiaolan with housework.

Once on Xiaolan's birthday, he said to Xiaolan on a whim, "Don't wash the dishes today."

Xiaolan was overjoyed and said, "Great. Thank you for your help. "

Xinyi replied, "No, we can leave it till tomorrow."

Xiaolan: Last time I suggested that women like things that can be preserved for a long time. As a result, I got the diamond ring the next day, and you can do the same to Heiji!

Ye He: I have been using this method for a long time. As a result, I received a package of preservatives the next day. ......

Kim, AI and Kidd are all dead, and God took them in.

God asked gin: How did you die?

Kim: One day, I followed a girl home. As soon as I entered the room, I jumped at her. When she flashed, I lost my breath, and then she kicked me from upstairs. I'm not dead. I don't know who threw a refrigerator and killed me.

God: Well, how did you die?

Ai: On my way home one day, I found someone following me. As soon as I entered the room, he jumped at me. After I dodged, I kicked him down, scared.

He didn't die, so he fell into the refrigerator and died. I didn't expect to die of a heart attack.

God: What about you? Children?

Child: I went to a house to steal something, and suddenly I heard someone come in and hide in the refrigerator of that house. .......

30. One day, the ship that Shinichi, Pingzhi and Kuaidou took sank. They swam to the shore and met the indigenous people on the island-Maori _!

Maori: "I order each of you to find me ten identical things on this island, or I will kill you."

So, three people spread out to look for. In a short time, Xinyi and Pingji found ten cherries and ten peanuts respectively.

Maori: "Good! You put everything you find in your mouth, and then you will be free, or I will kill you! "

Xinyi Waheiji had to swallow cherries and peanuts.

At this moment, I saw a man struggling to drag ten watermelons back. ....

3 1, make a wish

One day, Hattori Heiji came to a wishing pool, bent down and made a wish, and threw a one-dollar coin into the well. Kudou Shinichi also wanted to make a wish, but when he bent down, he accidentally fell into the well. Hattori Heiji was stunned and muttered, How clever.

He won.

Xiaolan asked, "Dad, how did he get hurt?"

Conan replied, "We made a bet to see who could lean out of the window further, and he won." .

35. One day! A ferry sank into the sea because of the storm! Only three people survived! They are Shinichi, Hiraji and the boy!

A month later, Shinichi fished out a magic lamp from the sea! He wiped it! Suddenly an elf ran out and asked each of them to make a wish!

Shinichi cares about his reasoning! He said: I want to go back to Japan to reason! The genie nodded! Shout ... 1! Shinichi is gone!

Children care about his "thief career"! So he said: I want to go to a huge company! ! The elf nodded again! ! Shout ... 1! The child was gone, too. The monster asked Pingzhi, what's wrong with you? What do you want to wish for?

Pingzhi wanted to think! Say, um ... I don't know what I want. But it's boring to be here alone! Um ... ask two people to accompany me!

So shout again ... 1! Shinichi and the boy are back!

36. Someone invented a computer to test IQ. Xiaolan, Yuanyuan and Ye went to have a test.

Ye put his head into the machine, and the computer showed: "192.6". Ye was very happy.

Xiaolan put her head into the machine and the computer showed "0.3". The garden looked and smiled.

So the garden also put its head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time and showed it: "Don't make fun of stones".

Xiaolan and the garden studied hard for this. After a year, they took another test.

Xiaolan put her head into the machine, and the computer showed "3.0", which was ten times higher than last year.

The garden put its head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time, and finally showed: "This stone looks familiar!"! "

2 1, Conan was robbed

award

On U Day, Xinyi walked in a dark alley after solving the case, and gangster A suddenly appeared.

"Hey, boy, want money or die?"

In the surge of new veins stood out: "I'm exhausted from solving the case, and a punk dares to hinder my way home!" " ? "

"ah? That's not what I mean, as long as you give money ... "

"Cut the crap! Go to hell! ! "In an instant, bricks, tiles, cans and soda bottles were flying all over the sky.

"wow! ! Help! ! "

Social headlines: "Cruel? ! The man who was beaten! There are countless injuries caused by different items! "

Hattori

On May 5th, Hattori, who missed the final of Kendo due to his delay in solving the case, walked in the same dark alley, and gangster A appeared again.

"Very well, not the last time that boy. Hey, hand over the money! "

Hattori said kindly, "Are you a robber?"

"I can see it at a glance!"

"That's great." Hattori took out his bamboo sword from his backpack and sneered, "I am very angry today. Beating the robber told me to defend myself. "

"Impossible ..."

"Face to face! ! ! "

"wow! ! "

Social headline: "More cruel! ? A man who was hit by a stick instrument after being besieged! "

Economic film

W month W day, I was in a hurry to go to Jingji in the dating garden to copy the path, and I met the gangster A who finally recovered.

"The boy with a piece of tape on his head! I want to rob! ! "

"Go away! I am going on a date! "

"Give me the money before!"

"You're kidding! How to date without money! ? Looking for a fight! "

"Ah-ah! ! "

Social headlines: "Terrible! The man who was beaten for the third time! Judging from the injury, this opponent seems to be a karate master! ? "

High chip

On X, X, the criminal Takagi passed by on a mission and happened to meet the gangster A who was still alive.

"Now the child is terrible, but it's an adult. Hey! You this guy obediently ..............! ? "

"ah? Isn't this A who was detained for three months last time? I'm Takagi. You're not going to rob again, are you? Hey! Don't run! ! "

"I'm unlucky ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

Headline of social edition: "Shock! The poor man turned out to be a robber! Gao Mu, the criminal police officer of our institute, has made contributions again! "

Kuroha's article

On y month y day, Kuaida, who escaped from the alley after committing the crime, ran into gangster A who was released from the police station.

“TMD@%^%$！ ! I want to rob you! ! Bring money! "

"money?"

"That's right! I'm telling you, I once killed n people and robbed n people. I took drugs and set fire to the bank. ................................................................................................................................................., where are you? ! My money is gone! ! "

On a roof one kilometer away, the thief boy is crouching in a ball and counting money.

"Hey hey ~ ~ I steal jewelry and steal people, of course I can steal money ~ ~ Today my hands are itchy ~ ~"

Fight, you have fallen.

Headline of social edition: "Rob others will grab money! ? Meet your peers, robber A VS thief boy! ! "

Baimapian

On Z, Z, thinking about how to catch a thief boy's white horse unconsciously walked into this cursed alley and met gangster A (buddy, I admire your willpower).

"Be sure to succeed this time! Give me your money, boy! "

"Do you want to grab it?" The white horse swept with the most contemptuous eyes.

"What want to! What's your problem! ? "

"You want to rob me without investigating what kind of person I am?"

"Huh?"

"Do you know my name? What about age? Date of birth and blood type? What's your favorite role type? What's your favorite perfume? What about height? What about the weight? What about family background? What about work? What's your interest? What's your favorite team? Ignore the above. Look, it's 8 o'clock in the evening, 5 1 point, 16.05 seconds. Want to rob it so early? You don't want to live? "

When the white horse approached, gangster A retreated to the middle of the road and a truck roared past. .............

Social headlines: "Free? ! A generation of unlucky robber A finally died in a car accident under the witness of Detective White Horse! ! "

Heyepang

One day, robber B met he ye, who seemed to be following a man in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "Little girl, give me your money!" " "Walking with leaves quickly, he said impatiently," I don't have time to chat with you. My clothing department will be kidnapped by bad women. "B thought, hum, you look down on me! He picked up the knife and jumped on it. He turned to Ye and sneered, "Don't you know I mean well? "Two down gangsters, continue to track. ......

Headline of the social edition: "The criminal atmosphere has risen again, and A male B was seriously injured and thrown into the street."

(2) Garden supplies

One day, robber B met his garden in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "Little girl, give me your money!" " Before the garden could speak, Kichijiro Suzuki behind him shouted, "I hate people who rob children and ladies, Robinson (I forget whether it's the name), give it to me!" A hunting dog flew out. ......

Headline of the social edition: "Man B was a robber, and the 70-year-old man led a hound to subdue the gangster!" There is also a photo of Jiro Jill Zhang and the hound.

("I, Kichijiro, finally made a comeback on the front page!" Suzuki said)

(3) Xiaolan's article

One day, robber B met Xiaolan who came home from the scene in an alley. He thought of a new idea this time, so he put on a ghost mask and jumped out of the shadow. This is really serious. Xiaolan screamed with fear. B complacent, Xiaolan said: "Ah? You have a shadow, you are human! How dare you pretend to be a ghost to scare me? Unforgettable! " It was a downward leg, and gangster B fell to the ground without saying anything about robbery. ......

Headline of social edition: "A new generation of unlucky robbers was born! Three attempted robberies became victims. "

(4) There are stories.

One day, robber B met You Xizi in an alley to see Conan. He took out his knife and said, "You, hand over the money!" " Unexpectedly, Xi Zi didn't panic at all. He leisurely took out his pistol handle and said, "Want to rob me? I am a murderer on the run, and I have won the prize! But that depends on whether your knife is faster or my bullet is faster. " Hearing this, gangster B threw down his knife and ran away. You looked at his back and said with a smile, "Is my acting ok? But I really didn't expect that this fool can't even tell a water gun from a real gun ... "

Headline of the social edition: "The unlucky robber B made a good start again, and the famous movie star Vivian Kudo scared off the gangsters with his superb acting skills."

(5) English theoretical articles

One day, robber B met Yingli who successfully completed the defense in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "You, hand over the money!" " Yingli pushed his glasses and said, "Young man, do you know the law? Robbery, whether successful or not, is a violation of criminal law. I think you must be old and young, and your own crimes will inevitably affect them. So, I advise you not to do this and turn yourself in with me. If I defend you, I may be released at the public trial. " Finally, B went to the nearby police station with the princess's lawyer and turned himself in. ......

Headline of the social edition: "The Queen of the Legal profession shows great power again! In a few words, persuade the gangsters to surrender. "

6) Sato's article

One day, robber B met Miyoko in an alley after work. He jumped out and was about to rob. He found a policewoman standing in front of him and suddenly lost her knife. He trembled and said, "I won't dare again, aunt policeman, give me a break!" " ""what did you say, aunt! ? I'm not married yet! "b was beaten and dragged back to the police station ......

Headline of social edition: "The unlucky robber reappeared his unlucky nature. The sixth robbery actually shot and was captured by police officer Sato. "

(7) Grey original articles

One day, robber B met Ashala in an alley. He took out his knife and said savagely, "Don't let you go just because you are a child. Hand over the money!" " "O salad didn't speak, and handed a" sugar ". B said, "Give me candy? Mmm, it's delicious. "

Ai: "It's not sugar, it's the latest improved version of ATPX4869" Wow, wow ~ ~ (baby crying)

Social headline: "Surprise! ? The hapless robber B disappeared inexplicably, and a mysterious baby appeared at the crime scene!

Bumei tablets

One day, robber B met Bumei coming home from school in an alley. He took out his knife and said, "Little girl, give me your money!" " Bumei was so scared that she began to cry: "Alas ~ ~ I have no money." ... "The gangster said savagely," Don't think I'll let you go if you cry! " Bumei is still crying. ......

Two minutes later, the two were still deadlocked, and the residents in the alley were awakened by crying. Let's work together to catch gangster B. ......

Headline of social edition: "Women's tears are really the most powerful weapon in the world. ....