Please give me a copy of your acceptance speech! Be humorous and funny! Thanks!

Stop talking and get down to business. I can win this grand prize. First of all, I want to thank the country, because no land has made me so lonely and lonely, and no stock market has made me so ups and downs and torture. I am still happy, and I still have no regrets even after nine deaths. I will use this to make it clear that no matter how painful the years are, I will continue to pursue the legendary happy paradise in hell.

Thanks to my father, my mother, my director, my crew, my friends, my classmates, my teachers, including my high school teachers, junior high school teachers, and elementary school teachers... I finally got an award, so please forgive me. Say more!

Thank you to all the judges of hip-hop. They still awarded the award to me without any unspoken rules. I finally believe that fairness and justice in this world are more radiant than the sun. In this brilliance Under the light of , hip-hop culture will definitely go out of China, break out of the world, and rush to the universe.

I was so nervous, so I had little preparation. I was so moved, but I didn’t have time to shout, because there was a large group of people who wanted to thank me 0: Thank you Chen Sheng, thank you Sister Zhen, thank you Miss Le, thank Peihua. Sister, thank you for the award to the doormen, He Sheng, Philip, Amy, candy, Ivan, Zhongyou Artists Department, Program Department, Marketing Department, Security Department, Cleaning Department, Catering Department, Production Department, Drama Team, Variety Show Team, Information and Culture and Education Team, Children's group, singing group, photography group, lighting group, sound group, factory affairs group, scenery group and props group, Zhong You Performing Arts Academy teachers, middle school teachers, primary school teachers, kindergarten teachers, singing teachers, advertising companies, film companies, Hairstylist, make-up artist, fashion designer and church pastor, Zhong You EEG and Cheng Jian TVB, Zhong You have children, big friends, good friends, FANS friends, relatives, friends, media friends, good colleagues and good friends on stage, Zhong You has all the scandals Girlfriend, I would like to thank my mother, my grandma, my younger brother, my younger sister, and all my brothers and sisters in the artist’s home. If you think I should thank you but I don’t have enough, please contact me before I get married. Tell me, I will invite you back to drink, but I don’t know how long it will take. I also want to thank the two fathers in heaven. One is the king’s father who lives in my home, and the Lord is the most glorious. I am grateful for both. Winning the prize is not a miracle, I really don’t know what it is.

Faye Wong said at the Taiwan Golden Melody Awards: I can sing, I know that, so I fully affirm the recognition given to me by the judges of the Golden Melody Awards.

Okay, that’s it for all the words of thanks. I hope all the judges will put away the tomatoes, rotten eggs, and rotten vegetable leaves in their hands. Although the economic crisis has just passed, we must continue to be diligent and thrifty. The good virtue of thrift, I will be very grateful if everyone can take these things home to cook and eat, thank you.

Shu Qi won the Golden Horse Best Actress, I want to put on all the clothes I took off...

Get carried away:

Take When he reached the trophy, he shouted: "I am the king of the world!" (After saying this, bottles were thrown around in the audience.)

Comments: Humility is sometimes necessary.

The good man Jiao Yulu suffered all the hardship and fatigue, and the fame and fortune went to a silly boy Li Xuejian.

Comprehensive summary type

(affectionately) Thank you to everyone I have met in my life (my eyes are constantly discharged).

Comments: It’s cool and comprehensive. It probably even includes the vegetable sellers, but it’s not prioritized, which means it’s not mentioned.

Hello, gentlemen, ladies, friends, and compatriots. It's been a long time since I came to Hip Hop. Yesterday I came up to read the post when I was bored. Suddenly I found out that I had won the award, and I was very excited. Faced with the tens of thousands of gold coins, his unsatisfactory saliva surged out and flowed wildly. The beautiful woman next to me was stunned. Maybe she thought I coveted her beauty, so she glared at me with extremely contemptuous eyes. In fact, I have never seen so many gold coins, so I am a little offended. Please forgive me

Andy Hsu and Sammi Cheng

Hsu won the most popular male singer, "I remember many years ago In my kitchen at home, I said that if you want to be the most popular female singer, I would like to be the most popular male singer. You said, OK, you can definitely do it... I didn’t expect it to be possible. Thank you! "

Humorous type

Thank you, mother, and thank you to my grandmother for giving birth to my mother.

Comment: Without sincerity, the purpose is to show off!

I want to thank my wife. Thanks to her for playing hide and seek with me for more than 30 years, so that I have a lot of time to think wildly, using limited facts and unlimited imagination. , wanton distortion, random fabrication, in order to comfort my increasingly withered and haggard soul.

Introverted type

There are many people to thank, so I won’t mention them here. All thanks are in my heart.

Comments: Save time, the audience doesn’t know who to thank, I’m afraid only you and the other party know it.

I would like to express my gratitude to my friends who have supported me all the way over the past three years. Without you, Joker Xue would not be what I am today. Countless thanks come together in one sentence - believe me!

"I would like to thank those who did not think highly of me before. They made me work harder and grow step by step to where I am now!"