Funny and humorous sentences on May Day

1. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately on May Day, I spent all my money in advance. Keep your hands clean and upright.

2, go out to play on May Day, don't take selfies in the circle of friends too much, after all, everyone has met it.

3. During the May Day holiday, I'm going to Taishan to experience how the toilets in Taishan sleep.

I stayed at home during the May Day holiday, so I didn't go to play.

Prepare to climb Mount Everest, find someone, come with me, you are in charge, and I am in charge of Happy Planet.

6. May Day is coming, and National Day is coming. But excluding me, my wallet is too small to go anywhere on May Day.

7. If you take me on May Day, I will eat yours and yours.

8. Why haven't you come yet? Do you know that I will die of poverty after May Day alone?

9. I met an old classmate in the street on May Day. I didn't expect him to have such a miserable life now. I only put a coin in the bowl.

10, buy a globe after the festival. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.