Jokes about the epidemic

The jokes about the epidemic are as follows:

1. Life is like a shower, it turns in the wrong direction and the water is hot.

2. I hope the epidemic will pass soon and everyone will be safe, healthy, happy and happy.

3. We stay at home. Although we are bored at home, but when we are with our family, we feel particularly at ease and at ease.

4. In the current epidemic, staying at home and cooking something to eat every day is a good way to have a peaceful time and contribute to the country.

5. For ordinary citizens, staying at home and going out less is also a contribution to the fight against the epidemic! But some netizens are worried that staying at home will be boring! NONONO! Netizens have endless wisdom in entertaining themselves at home!

6. During the Chinese New Year this year, those who can come out to meet are all life and death friends, those who can come out to play cards are desperadoes, and those who can come out for a date are definitely true love.

7. Going out to buy masks now is like investing. Spend 1 mask when going out, buy 10 masks, and make a net profit of 9 masks. If you can't buy a mask, you will lose one.

8. Let the brave and loving rebels go home safely as soon as possible.

9. I forgot about resuming work. I was in a daze for a while. What did I do?

10. When the Sichuan earthquake happened, people who were just about to escape when they opened the door saw the novel coronavirus standing outside, and they were so frightened that they shrank back. Is it bad at home and bad when going out? It’s so difficult!

11. I hope that the epidemic will pass soon and we can take to the streets with flowers and flowers.

12. After one month of seclusion, the body temperature is normal, breathing is normal, diet is normal, work and rest are abnormal, and mental disorder occurs. When I lose my temper, my family members are very considerate and comfort me when I am upset.