Does anyone know the text content in episode 66 of the TV series "Wulin Gaiden"?

Characters (abbreviations in brackets)

Tong Xiangyu (Tong) - Yan Ni

Bai Zhantang (Bai) - Sha Yi

Guo Furong (Guo) - Yao Chen

Lu Xiucai (Lu) - Yu Entai

Li Dazui (mouth) - Jiang Chao

Zhu Wushuang (double) - Ni Hongjie

Yan Xiaoliu (six) - Xiao Jian

Guo Qiangwei (Wei) - Zhang Ting

(West Street, Day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, Shuang, Wei)

Black screen, subtitles, "In this episode you will see the wonderful passages of Guo's storytelling", the camera turns to West Street, everyone is traveling Returned, exhausted

Zui: Oh my god, I can’t walk anymore, I’m so exhausted...

Tong: What the hell, Xiaobei also walked all the way, my feet Going to school without taking a break, what kind of spirit is this?

Zui: Pull it down, just to save some money on the car. Do you think it’s worth it?

Tong: Two coins were brought here from Zuojiazhuang, he might as well rob them.

Zui: Hey, really, I have to take a break.

Guo: (holding the scholar’s ??hand, the scholar is not too far away from dying) Lao Bai, you said you are a great man, you can help Wushuang carry his bag.

Tong: Zhan Tang is injured. I bit his left shoulder, and Zhan Hongling cut his right shoulder. He couldn’t even lift his hand, and blood was oozing out just now.

Bai: Cough, it’s okay. For you, no matter how seriously injured I am, I will try my best to survive. (Everyone despises)

Tong: OK, OK, open the door.

Bai: Who said I won’t open the door if I don’t work?

Opening the door, everyone rushed in and found that all the tables and benches in the room were gone.

Bai: I’m home.

Tong: Ah... (I was in a daze for half a minute, and I couldn’t stand still)

Tong Zui: Hey, the shopkeeper?

Shuang: Uh...it's okay, if the old one doesn't go, the new one won't come.

Tong: What you said is very light. My old elm table...

Bai: It would be better to lose it. Later we will replace it with a yellow rosewood one, which is stronger and more durable. durable.

Tong: Ah! (Looking at the corner) My blue and white porcelain from the Song Dynasty...

Shuang: Uh... Let's change it to a Tang Sancai porcelain later. It's a national treasure, a national treasure.

Tong: Tang Sancai? You pay? My old three-whip Lao Baigan... (Crash)

Mouth: Goodbye, shopkeeper, shopkeeper, isn't it here? It's here, not moving. Oh my god, it seems that this thief doesn't like drinking very much.

Guo: Lao Bai, it’s like this, don’t you want to say something?

Bai: What are you talking about? I didn’t steal it.

Guo: You are the ancestor of thieves, and everything has been stolen from you. Is there any royal law or justice in the world?

Lao Bai was about to argue when a loud and out-of-tune singing voice came from outside: "The descendants of the mountains love the sun. The sun loves you, the people of the mountains..." Xiao Guo His expression became more and more frightened

Guo: I still have something to do, please chat slowly... (Run)

Lu; Fu Mei?

Guo: Don’t tell anyone that I’m here! Thousands, thousands, thousands...

Xiao Guo ran out the door in a flash. Everyone was wondering when Xiao Guo came in from the backyard

Wei: Wow! You are back. When did you come back?

Zui: You...who are you?

Wei: Is your surname Li?

Mouth: Ah.

Wei: Brother Big Mouth!

Mouth: Eee! (Hiding behind the scholar)

Lv: No, no, no, no, no, don’t come over, who are you?

Wei: Is your surname Lu?

Lu: Well, so what?

Wei: The hero of Guanzhong?

Zui: Yes, it’s him. Just run away if you’re afraid.

Wei: Wow, I finally see you, I have admired you for a long time!

Little Guo extended his hand to the scholar, and the scholar went over to shake hands. Little Guo suddenly made a move.

Wei: Split the muscles and cross the bones of the hand! (click)

Lv: (stunned) Oops? (Painful) Ah——!

Bai: (Bringing fingers to flowers) Sunflower acupoints... (Pushed back by Xiao Guo) Ah - my arm!

Wei: The legendary Thief Saint is nothing more than that.

Shuang: He has an injury on his shoulder. If you want to take action, come at me! (rolling up arms and sleeves)

Wei: Who are you?

Shuang: Zhu Wushuang, the only policeman in this town!

Wei: I haven’t seen it before, give me a slap! Turbulent waves...

Shuang: (simultaneously) Sunflower acupuncture hand... (Xiao Guo runs back again)

Guo: Stop, this woman, yes, is my cousin, hehe ...

Audience: Cousin?

Wei: Sister, are you back? (Xiao Guo laughs dryly) My name is Guo Qiangwei, this is the first time we meet, please take care of me! (Xiao Guo's expression has always been very unnatural)

(Backyard, day, Tong, Guo, Wei)

Tables, benches and other decorative furnishings are all placed here, piled up in a mess , the shopkeeper beamed.

Tong: Oh, my God.

Wei: I think this furniture is too dirty, greasy, and gray, so I’ll take it out and wash it.

Guo: Please, sister, it’s not clothes. Why are you washing it? (Quietly) Besides, it’s not good wood. Will you pay if it gets soaked?

Wei: I...

Tong: Forget it, Miss Guo also has good intentions. As long as nothing is lost, that's the best.

Wei: Wow, you are indeed the legendary shopkeeper Tong!

Tong: Why is it legendary?

Wei: My sister always talks about you at home and praises you like a flower. (Xiao Guo was uneasy next to him, as if he was afraid that his sister would say something wrong)

Tong: (Laughs) It’s really strange that you still praise me. Xiao Guo, your skin is looking good lately.

Guo: (music) Yes, yes?

Wei: Shopkeeper Tong, I really admire you. Look at you as a widow. You have suffered so much and suffered so much. (Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper’s faces slowly sank. Come down) But you still keep thinking about it, trying to find a second spring.

Guo: Cough! Stop talking nonsense and move these tables, chairs and benches back to me quickly.

Wei: Oh... (moving a stool into the house)

Tong: (coldly) Second spring? Still trying? What does it mean?

Guo: (Afraid) It means... I have to work harder. (Take two vases and subconsciously dodge as he passes by the shopkeeper) Don’t kick me, blue and white porcelain from the Song Dynasty.

(Lobby, day, Bai, Guo, Wei)

The tables, benches, etc. were put back to their original positions. Xiao Guo was very satisfied with his work. Lao Bai was there. Packing things aside

Wei: Wow, it looks different after washing. Look at the color, the texture.

Guo: Please, I’m almost soaked to death but you still have the nerve to say it.

Wei: Tsk, this is how I wash my clothes at home.

Guo: The redwood at home is waterproof. What is it? You are such an adult, you can't do things without thinking.

Wei: Please, sister, I am already eighteen years old.

Guo: Do ??you know what this means? If you dare to act recklessly in the future, you will not just get beaten.

Wei: It’s so annoying. I just listen to my parents being verbose at home. I finally managed to sneak out, but I listened to you being verbose.

Guo: What? Did you sneak out?

Wei: (I didn’t even hit an adze) The skate I was talking about was an ice skating skate. It’s snowing in the capital now, and the ground is covered with ice. I skated out wearing skates. Hehe...

Guo: Editor, please make it up again. In what month is it snowing now? What's wrong with you kid now...

Wei: (Changing the subject) Hey, Brother Thief Saint!

Bai: Huh?

Wei: Why didn’t I realize you were so handsome before?

Bai: Hehe, just average, mainly because of his good temperament.

Wei: It’s just good. At first glance, he is not an ordinary person.

Bai: Yes, yes! Hey hey hey hey! (Satisfied) Xiao Guo, your sister is much more discerning than you.

Guo: Yes, yes...

Wei: That's because I see people with my heart, not my eyes. (Old Bai is overjoyed) Brother Thief Saint, I have always had a question that I really want to ask you in person...

Bai: Ask, as long as it doesn't involve personal privacy, just ask.

Guo: Question, ah.

Wei: Then let me ask, after you were dumped by the number one female head catcher in the world, (Lao Bai’s face clicked), you immediately turned to that person in such a short time Shopkeeper Tong, is it because of your sympathy, or is it because the long-suppressed feelings cannot be vented, which leads to the broken jar?

Guo: This... you have nothing to do here. Go and help in the kitchen. Go, go! (Drags his sister away)

Lao Bai sat motionless, with a mixture of anger, depression and disappointment on his face.

(Kitchen, Guo, Zui, Wei)

Big Mouth brushes the pot, muttering while doing so

Mouth: What the hell, is it sticky? , I can’t even swipe it

Wei: Hey, let me do it!

Zui: Here comes another Wushuang.

Wei: Who is Wushuang?

Zui: Just like the female detective just now, she is kind-hearted, hard-working, and eager to do any job. She is just like you, virtuous.

Wei: (Flattered) Sister, sister, come on, come on...

Guo: Li Dazui, are you bullying my sister? Pai... (Raise your hands, Big Mouth hides)

Wei: Sister, Brother Big Mouth said that I am virtuous.

Guo: Huh?

Wei: You are so virtuous!

Guo: Xian——Hui?

Zi: I praise her.

Guo: Well, haha, Awei, if you are really good and virtuous, you can help Brother Big Mouth buy groceries for a while.

Wei: Then I have never bought groceries.

Zui: It doesn’t matter. I’ll take you there later and teach you.

Guo: Yes, yes.

Wei: Brother Big Mouth, you are more of a man than I imagined!

Zui: (Laughter) This kid tells the truth.

Wei: I’m not complimenting you, I’m telling the truth.

Zi: It’s true. (Too beautiful to behold)

Wei: I always thought you were that kind of person. (The smile on Big Mouth's face disappeared instantly)

Big Mouth: What kind of person?

Guo: Stop talking nonsense and go buy groceries quickly.

Zui: Wait, wait, wait, (lift Xiao Guo aside) Hey, little sister, what kind of person am I? (Xiao Guo winked and gestured from behind)

Wei: Then I told you not to be angry?

Mouth: I’m not angry.

Wei: I always thought you were the kind of person who is clueless, stingy, and a bit sissy...

Mouth: sissy?

Wei: Anyway, it’s weird.

Mouth: (angry) Guo Furong, Guo Furong?

Guo: It’s really not what I said... (escape)

Wei: It’s not what she said, it’s my own understanding. You were dumped by that Cymbidium After you lost your baby, you cried every day and howled every night. Why are you not a sissy?

Mouth: I am lovelorn, shouldn’t I feel uncomfortable? (Urgent) Aren’t you sad when you’re broken up?

Wei: Okay, okay, don’t explain anymore, I believe in my own eyes, you are definitely not a sissy.

Mouth: (laughing) Hey hey hey hey, I knew you understood me.

Wei: There are just some ink marks...

Zui: (Looking around in frustration) Where is my knife? Where is my knife? Guo Furong, I will fight with you...

Guo: (Voice from outside) Big mouth, come on!

Zui: Do you still dare to find me? (Going out)

(Female dormitory, daytime, Guo, Zui, Liu, Wei)

Xiao Liu was lying on the bed, tied up tightly, and was struggling back and forth, and everyone came one after another Come in

Guo: Who left you here? Say something?

Liu: $%&*#@#%... (with his mouth blocked, Xiao Guo pulled the cloth out of Xiao Liu’s mouth) Where is the knife, my knife! Who saw my knife? The knife... (Xiao Xiaoguo comes in) Ah? You...you still have the guts to come over to you?

Wei: I’m warning you, be honest, or I’ll slap you!

Six: I will fight you!

Wei: Jingtao...

Guo: Guo Qiangwei, did you take the wrong medicine?

Six: You two know each other, you two?

Zui: She is Xiao Guo’s cousin.

Six: No wonder... (crying) 123 let her be killed! (Bumping into the table)

Wei: I didn’t mean it. When I came that day, I was knocking on the door. Suddenly, the vicious dog pounced on me and bit me, so I just slapped it. I slapped it there, (referring to Xiaoliu) This dear friend is better. He came up with a knife and was about to chop me, so I slapped him there with a casual palm.

Zui: Then why did he come here?

Wei: I tied him up and threw him here.

Zui: What about the dog?

Wei: It’s in the stable.

Zi: (Looking at the window) Oh my God, it’s really here.

Six: (Crying) 123 is enough for me to patrol the streets. If you kill it, you will be legally responsible! (Little Guo was startled)

Guo: Guo Qiangwei, Guo Qiangwei, how can such an adult do things without using his brain? Don’t you have any legal awareness at all?

Wei: Sister, don’t worry, I won’t hurt you. (Hands out his hand) If you want to catch me, go ahead. (Xiao Guo stops me) Let the legendary Yan Baotou bring my journey to the world of martial arts to a successful conclusion. My death will be worth it.

Six: (sneer) Hahahaha... Do you think you can escape the law with just a few nice words? Hahahaha...

Guo: (whispering) Her father is the chief anti-theft consultant of Liumen, Liu...

Liu: Hahahaha... (turns into crying) Hahahaha... Let's forget it this time. It won't be the same next time. (He walks out in despair) 123, Xiaoliu is useless. I can't avenge you. Don't blame me, 123...

Mouth: You Say...

Guo: This child...

Zui: Can't... (suddenly reacting) Guo Furong?

Guo: Big Mouth, what I said just now is really not what I said... (escape)

Guo Mou: Guo Furong, Guo Furong! (Chased out)

(Male sleeping, day, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Wei)

Wu Shuang applied medicine to the scholar’s ??arm

Lv: It hurts pain!

Shuang: It’s okay, it’s just a sprain. Just rest for two days and it’ll be fine. (Little Guo and his sister enter the door)

Guo: Don’t do this again next time, do you hear me? (Wushuang stood up knowingly) Didn't I tell you to be patient and wait until I come back to deal with it?

Lu: It hurts so much.

Shuang: Well, apply this three to five times a day and it will be fine.

Guo: Thank you. I won’t give it away. Goodbye. (Forcibly push Wushuang out)

Wei: Sister, how come that Miss Zhu has never heard you talk about her?

Guo: Before I went back, she hadn’t come yet. When I came back... (wiping the scholar hard)

Lu: It hurts, it hurts!

Guo: Why does it hurt? Why do you pretend? Is the sprain that painful?

Lu: That is, that is...

Wei: Sister, didn’t you say that his martial arts skills are unparalleled? Why can't you even block one of my moves?

Lu: Unparalleled martial arts?

Guo: Yes, the golden-pen scholar Lu Luodi is no joke.

Lu: That’s right, Lu Lu, the golden-pen scholar, is not a kid.

Guo: The martial arts are extremely high. What kind of martial arts are you practicing?

Lu: Judge No. 8864’s life-killing pen.

Guo: Did you hear that although martial arts are high, they are hidden deep inside. How else can I become a Guanzhong hero? Certified by the imperial court.

Lu: It was me who was certified by the imperial court.

Guo: Stop talking nonsense and show that brand to my sister. (The scholar took out the card, Xiao Guo took it and shook it up and down) Do you see it, do you see it? Okay, let’s go out and play. Be good, listen to your sister, and stop talking nonsense... (Close the door)

Lu: I am the hero of Guanzhong, and Luo Luodi is the person in my novel, what? Can they be confused? Yeah, yeah, yeah...

(Lobby, night, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, Shuang, Wei)

By the time it’s time to eat, everyone may have dissipated their anger. Serving the dishes and setting the chopsticks in an orderly manner

Wei: (Coming out of the kitchen with the dishes) Come on, let’s try my cooking. If you don’t do well, just tell me. Don’t be polite.

Tong: Not bad, not bad, much better than your sister.

Zui: Let me give it a try... Well, your skills are pretty good. The little girl will be able to be a chef after two more days of practice.

Guo: Okay, don’t say so many sugar-coated bullets, my sister is still young. Why are you standing there? Eat quickly.

Lu: My arm hurts, I can’t lift it up...

Bai: Me too, can anyone help us, give us a bite...

Then the shopkeeper feeds us Lao Bai, Xiao Guo feeds the scholar

Wei: This is called Jianghu.

Tong: What does this have to do with Jianghu?

Wei: Jianghu, what is Jianghu, bullying the weak...

Lu: Huh?

Wei: No, no, no, he is the one who eliminates the strong and helps the weak, robs the rich and gives to the poor, and does justice for heaven.

Guo: Okay, okay, just feed me, that’s all.

Wei: It’s not just about feeding. Think about it, who were you afraid of when Ji Wuming came last time?

Tong: That’s true. Unity is strength. We all must unite.

Wei: That’s right! Brother Thief Saint, you must be nice to Shopkeeper Tong. Don’t dislike Shopkeeper Tong just because she is a widow. Shopkeeper Tong is a good person. She is just stingy and nagging. There is nothing wrong with that... …(finding something is wrong)

Guo: If you don’t speak, no one will treat you as a mute... Eat, eat, hehe...

Tong: It doesn’t matter, just say it.

Wei: Shopkeeper Tong, you should also be kind to Brother Thief Saint. Don’t despise him just because he is a thief. He also made one mistake that will lead to eternal hatred. You must have a heart to avoid past mistakes and avoid future ones. , the heart of treating diseases and saving people, to save his filthy heart... (Old Bai glares) Just think of it as a way to accumulate virtue for future generations.

Guo: Cough! cough!

Wei: Sister, what’s wrong with you? Drink some water, drink some water.

Zui: Let me pour you some.

Wei: Look, Big Mouth Brother still has discernment. Let me tell you, that Cymbidium has no discernment. You have paid so much for her, but she has not been touched. Fortunately, you have not. Marry her back, otherwise it will be a lifetime of discomfort.

Guo: (gnashing his back teeth) Will I die if I don’t say a few words?

Wei: What did you say? Hey, Mr. Lu, do you want to eat too? Although your martial arts skills are unparalleled and unparalleled in the world, you are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat even one meal, you will be hungry. If you fall down, (Xiao Guo's face becomes more and more ugly next to him), who will protect us all?

Guo: Cough! cough!

Wei: Sister, what’s wrong with you? Did I say something wrong? This little girl is new here and has never seen much of the world. If I say something wrong, please don’t take it seriously. (Xiao Guo is already lying on the table)

Tong: You are not wrong, it is the girl next to you who is wrong.

Guo: Shopkeeper, listen to me explain to you... (Everyone leaves one after another) Lao Bai? Big mouth? Brother Hou, please listen to my explanation... Hey, hey, hey, don't leave, hey... Guo Qiangwei!

Wei: Sister, what did I say wrong? Tell me and I can change it.

Xiao Guo raised his hand to slap him. After thinking about it, he slapped himself in the face and went out.

Wei: Sister Wushuang?

Shuang: (prevaricating) Your craftsmanship is good, your craftsmanship is good...

Wei: What did I do wrong, Sister Wushuang?

Shuang: Yes, yes, it’s your sister’s problem. Come, come, eat, eat.

(Men's dormitory, night, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui)

The three elders were sitting in the room sulking, with all kinds of expressions, Xiao Guo tentatively entered the door

Guo: (with a flattering smile) Are you all here? If you only eat that much for dinner, can you survive the rest of the night? How about I cook myself and make you something to eat? Oh, Lao Bai, what do you want to eat?

Bai: Please don’t, stay away from my dirty heart, don’t tarnish your purity and innocence.

Guo: Oh, I really didn’t say those words. It was her own understanding. I, Guo Furong, swear to God... I basically never said anything bad about you.

Bai: Humph, forget it, we are all broken, what else can we say?

Mouth: (holding his throat) What are you afraid of? The incredible Lu Daxia is there poking you, can he make you fall into the abyss of sin?

Guo: Big mouth, why do you speak in such a tone?

Mouth: Am I not a sissy?

Lu: It’s not me who said the extraordinary power, Fumei said it.

Guo: Hello, hello, hello...

Lu: Don't tell me anything in advance. Coax the shopkeeper first.

Guo: With a wry smile, I have never been lucky enough to have such a good sister...

(Tong sleeps, night, Tong, Guo, Zui)

The shopkeeper was sitting on the bed and sulking. Xiao Guo came in with a dinner plate, his expression, movements and tone were extremely mean

Guo: The shopkeeper...

Tong : Yoyoyo, isn’t this Heroine Guo? Put it down quickly. How dare I bother you with such a small matter?

Guo: Shopkeeper, I was wrong. I admit that I said those words, but I really have no choice.

Tong: You have no idea. Who forced you to say those words? Torture you, interrogate you, or hold you at knifepoint?

Guo: Shopkeeper, listen to me explain to you, my sister. She has been pestering me since she was a child. She does whatever I do. She goes wherever I go. I talk. Whatever you do, she just follows suit. The last time I went home, she kept pestering me to tell her a story. I am happy about this, so I just... you know, story telling.

Tong: Then tell me carefully, what happened in the second spring? Are you still that stingy and nagging? What do you mean?

Guo: I...that's to increase the dramatic effect.

Tong: Oh, dramatic effect, then I must be in a drama of bitterness, right? A middle-aged widow who refuses to be left alone shamelessly clings to a young pretty girl, right?

Guo: It’s not that exaggerated. Shopkeeper, I’ll explain it to her after we stay for a while. You eat some first. (A dish for the shopkeeper)

Tong: Come on, this incident has cast an indelible shadow on my fragile mind. Don’t just let it go.

Guo: (cheap smile) Then what else do you want?

Tong: (urgent) Do you still dare to show off your attitude towards me? (Xiao Guo was startled and stepped in with a big mouth)

Zui: Shopkeeper, it’s bad, Xiao Guo, his sister and Wu Shuang are fighting below.

Guo: (continues to laugh) The fight started... (reacted) The fight started? (Three people ran out)

In the intermission, the story about teasing dogs, Xiao Guo Wushuang showed off to each other the tricks of teasing dogs. It is said that this "big brother" is Dao Shang's pet dog?

(Backyard, night, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, Shuang, Wei)

Wushuang covered his chest and gasped, little Guo stood still there, and everyone came out one after another

Guo: Hey, Qiangwei, who ordered it?

Bai: Me!

Tong: How come things are going well? Why did they suddenly start fighting?

Shuang: Shopkeeper, I’m sorry, it’s my fault.

Zui: In fact, Wushuang can’t be blamed for this, it’s all my fault. I blame my foul mouth. I’ll never dare to do that again.

Lu: You can’t blame them. This is all my fault.

Guo: Oh, what do you mean? What’s going on?

Lu: My arm hurt from the front, and then I asked Dazui to help me apply the medicine...

Whoops! The camera goes to the men's bedroom

Lu: It hurts, be gentle, be gentle, it hurts. This is my hand, not my hoof.

Zui: You said I’m just a cook, and I’m not from the world of martial arts. How could you say I know this, Lao Bai? (Throw down the scholar’s ??arm)

Lu: Ah!

Bai: Both of our shoulders are injured and we can’t lift our arms. (Actually, he was pouring himself tea there) Wushuang, Wushuang?

Shuang: (entering the door) It’s coming, it’s coming!

Bai: Give the scholar some medicinal wine.

Shuang: Yeah, okay. Well... (throwing Xiucai's arm again) Forget it, Xiao Guo will be back soon.

Bai: Just come back. I'm afraid she'll be jealous. There are so many witnesses here. It's okay. What are you taboo about? Hurry up.

Mouth: Yes, hurry up, numb, oh, this guy is free.

Wushuang was applying medicine to the scholar, and Xiao Guo happened to come in from outside the door.

Wei: Wow, it can’t be Jianghu, there is no taboo between men and women.

Zui: What else is taboo between them? What was supposed to happen happened.

Wei: What do you mean?

Lu: It’s not interesting. Don’t listen to this big-mouthed nonsense.

Zui: Who is talking nonsense? Didn't you stay with Wushuang after Xiao Guo left?

Wei: Together... what does it mean?

Zui: When we are together, we are... a talented man and a beautiful woman, a man who is in love with a concubine and so on.

Lü/Shuang: Big mouth!

Wei: Oh, it doesn’t matter. If you dare to do something, you should dare to do it. Brother Big Mouth, when the two of them were together, who chased whom first?

Zui: I remember it was the scholar who Wushuang pursued first, right? I remember Wushuang kissed you first, right?

Wei: Wow, it’s so romantic. Sister Wushuang, I want to ask you for advice. Come on, come on. I know nothing about this. (Pushing Wushuang out) I want to learn from you, come here, come here...

Outside the door: "The stormy sea!" "Ah!" "Sunflower acupuncture hand!" biu biu... swish, camera Back to the backyard. (I have always wondered where Lao Bai jumped to the backyard)

Guo: I know, I know, untie her quickly.

Double: Senior brother...

White: Sunflower acupuncture hand!

Wei: (take action as soon as you can move) Stormy sea!

Guo: (At the same time) Shocking!

With four palms facing each other, Guo Qiangwei took a few breaths before pushing her forward, and put her hand down angrily.

Wei: (dissatisfied) Sister!

Guo: Please don’t bother me. You can’t beat him.

Bai: Your sister understands.

Wei: How about we go together? Anyway, his arm is injured. You can’t guard me when he clicks, and I can’t guard you when he clicks. When the time comes, you attack on the left and I attack on the right. In the second round, we will switch sides...

Guo: Okay, okay, what are you going to do? I don’t need you to worry about my affairs, okay?

Wei: Please, she kissed him first, sister! (Xiao Guo pointed at Xiucai and Wushuang fiercely) Okay, you go back to the house with me first, and I will explain to you in the evening. < /p>

Guo: Oh, stop!

Tong: You go back to the house. (Everyone disperses)

Guo: Why is this child like this? Why do you say you won’t listen?

Wei: I am not a child anymore, I am already eighteen years old, sister!

Guo: Guo Qiangwei, please don’t challenge my patience, okay?

Wei: Guo Furong, (both sisters at the same time) you have changed!

Guo: I knew you were going to say that.

Yes, yes, I have changed, I have become mature and stable, isn’t that good?

Wei: If maturity means being timid and timid, I would rather never grow up in my life! Farewell!

Guo Qiangwei returned to the lobby angrily, and when she was about to go out, she found Lao Bai blocking the door.

Wei: A grown man bullying a young woman, is this the moral justice of the world? Of?

Bai: You can say whatever you like, but you can’t leave today anyway.

Wei: Indecent! Someone come! Indecent! (The shopkeeper and Xiao Guo ran in)

Guo: Stop! (Holds sister in arms)

Bai: Why are you kid like this? Your sister would have done this back then.

Wei: My sister? My sister doesn't know that. My sister used to be ruthless, and the four great catchers were all afraid of her. How can she be like this now...

Tong: I think your sister is much stronger now than before.

Wei: Of course, it’s like taming a wolf into a dog, which is obedient and can look after the house. How about that?

Guo: What are you talking about?

Tong: It’s okay, I’ll come. Miss Guo, why are you here this time?

Wei: Jianghu, (referring to her sister) she can break into it, why can’t I?

Guo: Okay, then you’ve made it through, let’s go home!

Wei: I’m not going back. You’re not a gangster.

Tong: Then where is the world? What kind of place is considered a river and lake?

Wei: Jianghu... it should be like what she said.

Guo: I made it up to trick you into playing.

Wei: Is Ji Wuming fake?

Guo: That’s not the case.

Wei: Is Guanzhong Hero a fake?

Guo: Not really.

Wei: So Ping Gu is a little red, the best female head catcher in the world, Shangguan Yun Dun, the gold and silver elders, are all fake?

Guo: It's all...all true, but it's not what you imagined, you know? Jianghu...it is Jianghu, do you understand? (Guo Qiangwei shakes her head) Even though I made it so clear, she still doesn’t understand.

Tong: Because you talk too much, get up. Well, get up early tomorrow morning and use your eyes and heart to feel for yourself what Jianghu is.

(Lobby, day, Bai, Wei)

Lao Bai ran the hall as usual, and Xiao Guo came out of the kitchen

Wei: Brother Thief Saint!

Bai: Hush! (Bringing the wine to the guest, then coming back) From now on, you can call me Lao Bai, or Brother Bai.

Wei: Hey, Brother Bai, if you haven’t stolen for so long, will your hands be itchy?

Bai: Hush! Sometimes it does.

Wei: Huh?

Bai: bitten by a mosquito.

Wei: Now that you are a waiter, do you feel a sense of humiliation?

Bai: Feeling of humiliation? What do you mean?

Wei: In the past, you were treated like an uncle wherever you went, but now you want to treat others like an uncle.

Bai: When did I become an uncle?

Wei: Thief!

Bai: Hush!

Wei: Brother, the sage among thieves, what is he if not an uncle?

Bai: It seems you still don’t understand me very well. No, what did your sister tell you?

Whoosh! In the white curtain, Xiao Guo is dressed as a storyteller, reversing right and wrong.

Guo: (slaps his head in shock) Good question, judge, who is the Thief Saint? The Holy of Thieves! It was said that there was a Kowloon Cup given by the emperor in General Fuyuan's Mansion. Lao Bai left a note saying that I would pick it up tomorrow night at midnight. General Fuyuan immediately deployed 800 elite soldiers and surrounded the General's Mansion with three floors inside and three floors outside. On the third floor, at the third watch, as soon as the banger rang, the Kowloon Cup suddenly disappeared in full view of everyone.

Whoosh! Back to the lobby

Bai: That’s pure nonsense! (Guest is startled) Yoyo, sorry, sorry, eat and drink, drink and eat. (Quietly) The truth is that General Fuyuan dropped the cup himself, and he was afraid that the emperor would be angry, so he put the blame on me. I have already made it clear to your sister about these things. What else is there about the concubine of the prefect of Yangzhou, Jiangnan? The four great thieves are all bullshit.

Wei: In that case, why do you want to withdraw from the world?

Bai: I quit the world because...

Oh! Episode 2 Replay

Guo: If you are so afraid of death, why are you practicing martial arts?

Bai: Do you think I am willing to practice? My parents forced me to do that when I was a child. Without them, I might have become a painter now.

Guo: Painter?

Bai: How wonderful it is for a young man to wander in the fantasy of art. Those lights and shadows, lines, landscapes, flowers and birds, are so noble and elegant.

But now, I am fighting and killing all day long, wandering around, living under the shelter of others, not having enough food and clothing, and worrying about being hunted down...

Whoops! Back to the lobby

Wei: Is it that simple?

Bai: It’s that simple!

Wei: My sister... was actually convinced by such a reason?

Bai: Isn’t this reason unconvincing?

Wei: Humph...

Bai: Humph...

Wei: For her, maybe, but for me... (shakes head, exits)

Bai: Did I say it wrong? This is not very convincing, this kid...

(Kitchen, day, mouth, Wei)

Big mouth cooks as usual, and little Guo comes to join in the fun again

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Wei: Let me go!

Zui: Huh? No, if you really have nothing to do, you can help me chop the firewood.

Wei: You should chop it with your hands only. I want to see the power of your Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

Zui: Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms? Alas...

Oh! Adding fuel and jealousy

Guo: (beating the crowd) It was a dark night, and Lao Bai followed Big Mouth all the way up the mountain. What do you think he saw? Such a thick old pine tree can be cut in half with one palm; such a thick bluestone slab, still covered with moss, can be smashed into pieces with one palm and turned into powder by the wind.

Whoosh! Back to the kitchen

Zui: Hey, your sister didn’t tell you what happened next?

Wei: What else happens next?

Zui: My master is a liar, oh my god, I feel sad when I think about it, alas...

Oh! Episode 19 Replay

Six: You liar! Your ugly behavior can only be described in four words. Which four words?

Crowd: Outrageous!

Six: Four more!

Audience: Crazy!

Tong: You’ve tricked Big Mouth into being like this, what else do you want to do?

Hong: You can’t say it’s a lie, right? What's wrong with doing two tricks to make a living?

Zui: What kind of trick are you doing?

Hong: The tree you cut off was cut by me in advance.

Mouth