What's the joke on the station wagon?

Xiaoming saw the thief stealing his aunt's wallet. He said tactfully, "Thank you, uncle, for helping my mother pick up my wallet." The thief returned his wallet with a red face, and people gave him a favorable look. Aunt was about to get off the bus when she grabbed Xiaoming and said, "Son, go home." Xiao Ming was anxious: "She is not my mother!" " "The passenger frowned:" I praised a few words, and the child was naughty again. "So Xiao Ming was dragged out of the car and sold to other provinces (

You learn to lie in bed with your roommate, but you don't know that people are waiting to graduate as executives in their parents' company; You learn from your friends' affectation, but they don't have to worry about themselves except their feelings; You learn to paint the street with your best friend, but you don't know that someone has a boyfriend who is trying to make money and give her flowers. When you need to bury your head in farming, you mistakenly enter someone else's orchard, thinking that you have harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death.

In college, I like straight men, and Shuai Shuai is very simple. Help him cook, give him a seat, look after things when he plays football, celebrate his birthday every year, and feel that he exists for him for six years. Later, he married a blind date girl and I went to the wedding. In the interactive session, the host asked when the groom's birthday was. The bride was dazed for a moment, but I blurted it out subconsciously. Everyone was shocked. I turned around and he was looking at me and smiling. His heart ached.

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, and she said, "I want the moon in the sky." I held her hand in the yard and filled the washbasin with water. "I don't want to meet water!" She said again. "No" I smiled and shook my head, splashing water on her head! "You TM brain is broken? Want the moon?

Just taking elective courses, the teacher said that we can't copy all the materials, which reminds me that when I was a child, the teacher asked us to write ancient poems silently. I have a poor memory. I just clapped my hands behind the teacher and said that I would forget to close the book, so I often hid the book under my thigh to peek, but I was afraid that the teacher would find me copying the book, so I cleverly added mood auxiliary words at the end of each poem, like this, "I woke up briskly in this spring morning, oh, birds are singing everywhere around me!" But now I remember that night, that storm? I wonder how many flowers have been broken! "

It is said that when the father first heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like a farmer's uncle had worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig. The first time a father heard of his son's girlfriend, it felt like a hardworking pig could finally bow his head and eat cabbage.

When you are tired of studying, playing truant, learning badly, smoking, drinking too much, and breaking the jar, have you ever thought about your parents? Maybe it used to be like this?

I went to the bathroom to wash my face, and I saw a buddy struggling desperately against a basin of clothes, which made him sweat profusely. When I was ready to leave after washing, I found that he had moved to another basin and rubbed it hard. At that time, I regarded him as an idol and felt that "it is cruel to wash two pots of clothes at once!" I just wanted to praise him, but he said to me with a sad face, "I just washed the wrong clothes ..."

In fact, Wang Feng won't care if he doesn't make the headlines, because he is busy writing. Huang Xiaoming doesn't care if he can speak English, because people can afford an interpreter. Jing M. Guo doesn't care if he is higher than S350, because he can afford 20 S350s, and his monthly salary is already higher than yours. So in this world where everyone gets what they want, you are having fun and others are succeeding.

I was originally an angel, but I stayed on earth because of my weight. . . . I try to lose weight in order to return to heaven one day. . .