Give me a joke, such as a joke.

Conan:

The World Cup started, and Conan and I watched the ball together. Just as the Japanese team was playing, Conan excitedly shouted come on in front of the TV. "Not bad, Japanese team." I praised melon seeds. "Of course ~ ~ ~" Conan said proudly, "The Japanese team has now rushed out of Asia and out of the world ..." Say that finish, I feel something is wrong, and then on the black line. ...

Yes ~ ~ ~ are all Xanadu. When can I see Japan VS Mars?

Blue article:

Young detectives went to Lan's house to play video games today, and suddenly the power went out.

"It's so boring ~ ~ ~" Mrs. Yuan said with a stretch. "Sister Xiaolan ~ ~ ~ Tell us a story ~ ~" Bumei turned to Lan sitting on the sofa.

"ah? Tell a story? " Lan thought for a moment and then said, "Let me tell a story about Aladdin." All = = |||

Sister Xiaolan, you are amazing. I've really only heard Aladdin and the magic lamp in my life. ......

Irene:

An exam, ING, involves an China proverb: ten years of trees, _ _ _ _ _. I grabbed my hair and couldn't write. When the teacher turned to drink water, he quietly asked a classmate next to him, "Hey, what's the next sentence of' ten years of trees'?" The students took a close look at the teacher, and then whispered to me, "A century-old tree …" Before the "tree" was finished, the teacher turned around and the students quickly recovered their vigilance.

A century-old tree? Trees. What? I bit the tip of my pen, thought for a while, and then resolutely wrote: a century-old koala.

Sherlock:

One day at noon, the two of us went shopping, and we were hungry when we walked (it was too easy to get hungry). Suddenly we found a Haagen-Dazs (ice cream shop) across the street. So Shylock asked me without thinking, "How about I treat you to Adidas?"

= = ||| ... You'll die if you eat it .....

Plane sub-article:

Everyone bought some cold salad to eat in the office. At this time, I wanted to buy some drinks and went downstairs. But there was no drink I liked downstairs, so I ran 30 meters away and bought it back. I guess Pingzhi is getting impatient. As soon as I entered the door, he said to me, "How did you come back? Cold rice noodles are cold! "

Black line disease ... cold rice noodles are getting cold. Do you want to say "it's white during the day" next time?

And leaves:

Conan Waheiji is discussing and reasoning about the case. Ye bought a coke and handed it to them. Pingzhi is absorbed in this case. Without thinking, he replied, "No time."

So he said to Ye the most puzzling and understandable thing I have ever heard in my life: "What a good donkey!"

Fast combat:

We will start work tomorrow, so it is natural to collect some information. Kuaidou decided to check online first, but the computer at home may have been robbed and killed by Qing Zi, so Kuaidou came to the Internet cafe.

When he got off the plane, he wanted to say "check out" in his mouth and "get off the plane" in his mind, so he said, "Boss, stop the plane!"

............... Kid, have you changed careers? ……

Qing Zi:

In art class, Kuaidou sitting next to her didn't bring any tools. "Qing Zi, lend me a piece of paper." "Here you are." "Qing Zi, lend me a pencil." "... here you are ..." "Qing Zi, lend me an eraser." "(Angry) ... Here you are!" "Qing Zi, come and pick me up ..."

Suddenly, the classroom was as quiet as death, and even the teacher adjusted her glasses in disbelief, because Qing Zi shouted with all his strength, "That's enough! I won't marry (lend) you! "

Garden supplies:

In the evening, the American version of Midnight Bell was broadcast on TV. The next day, Miss Zi Yuan was very excited and asked her why. She said, "Haha ~ ~ I saw the American version of the midnight bell yesterday ~ ~"

Mourning articles:

Ai, who had been tired in the laboratory all night, came out of the basement, flipped through the calendar hanging on the wall, and it said Saturday, Ai was probably exhausted, and then muttered, "What day is Saturday?"

Yuan Taipian:

Playing with toy guns in the park, the guns are filled with round plastic bullets. Several children fought fiercely, and Yuan Tai soon ran out of bullets, so he went out to buy round bullets. When I arrived at the store, I opened my mouth and said, "Boss, give me the round (original) bomb!"

Scared the boss to think that terrorists have appeared, and opening his mouth means a pack of atomic bombs. ...

Hirohiko:

In the Chinese self-study class, as a student on duty, Yan Guang is responsible for maintaining discipline when the teacher leaves, but the classroom is too noisy for Yan Guang. He stood on the platform and shouted, "Be quiet!"

Zhong Moran: Brother, we can't speak ventriloquism. ...

Bumei:

Bumei, who was shopping in the vegetable market at home, suddenly saw a girl standing in front. "Sister, what can I do for you?" Step beauty asked in a friendly way. "this." The girl smiled and pointed to the fish in her hand and said, "I don't know how to kill this fish." Our little sister Boo-mei, carrying forward the character of helping others, pointed to the aisle and said to the girl facing her, "If you go, someone will kill you."

The girl turned pale after hearing this, and then pretended to evacuate quickly. .......

Doctoral thesis:

The doctor took all the young detectives to KFC and came to the counter. He wants to say to the waitress, miss, have a chicken leg burger. As a result, he said, "Have a hamburger, calf ..."

Conan+Ai+Bumei+Yan Guang+Thai = |||||

At dusk:

At the briefing, police officer Mu Mu took the report and said, "I'll give you an example." He felt something was wrong, but said, "Let me give you an example ..."

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Sato:

This case involves drugs. But Sato's mother is ill and needs to buy Chinese medicine jute. So Sato came to the Chinese medicine shop while thinking about the case. Enter the door and say to the boss, "boss, do you have hemp (jute)?" The boss was stunned for a long time, and said with trepidation, "No, no". Before Sato could react, he then asked, "Where is it?" ==|||

Tall wood chips:

When acting in groups, Takagi was appointed as the team leader. This is the first time, Takagi is a little nervous. When counting the number of people, say to the person standing in front: "Raise your hand if you don't come ..." Then, under the puzzled+puzzled +BS- embarrassed eyes of all colleagues, ...

Excellent articles:

When I was seventeen or eighteen, I took a driver's license test, and I was nervous for a while during the road test (actual operation). In the car, you said a very violent sentence: "Report the instrument, the examiner is normal ..."

Youxi Ziwen:

When Hiko returned to Tokyo, she took Conan and me for a ride on a whim. She drove, and Conan and I sat in the back row. On the way, we looked out of the window and saw a child with messy clothes and an old hat buying soy sauce. So Xi Zi sighed with emotion: "What a poor child, he became a monk early ~ ~", which scared Conan and me into a cold sweat, and then thoughtfully: fortunately, our family is not poor. ......

Kogoro:

Uncle Maori is a real alcoholic. Sister Lan went out, and I stayed to take care of Uncle Maori who was half drunk. A few bottles of wine are finished: "Hey, buy some bottles for me!" " "I saw his one eye, got up and went to buy, in order to be his brother's father-in-law in the future. When I walked to the door, he added to me: "hey, beer should be Iraqi (can)!" "

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English theory:

Aunt Yingli seldom comes to the office, but Uncle Maori just doesn't appreciate it and says she is meddling. It seems that this time, the queen of the legal profession was really overwhelmed by Uncle Maori. She opened her mouth and said, "Tigers don't send cats, you treat me as dying!"

=. = ... Listen, I'm angry. .......