Jokes about football

zidane: "guess what I will do when I get paid?"

Figo: "Give it to your wife?"

Zidane: "No, it's deposited in the bank."

Figo: "That's a man."

Zidane: "Then give the passbook to your wife."

Football field and graveyard

After a Brazilian farmer bought a piece of land near a city, he immediately drove a tractor to cultivate, and the plow bowl dug out a front tooth from the ground.

"bad luck." He murmured a word and went on ploughing. After 1 meters, he dug out another tooth.

"It's inexplicable," the farmer said to himself. He still plowed forward. After about 3 steps, the plow dug out another tooth from the soil.

"There must be something wrong with this." He cried, turned the tractor around and drove home.

That night, he wrote a letter to the original owner of this land:' Was the land I bought a grave before?

? I ask you to give me my money back. I don't like haunted land.

Two days later, a telegram came: "Don't be angry, there used to be a football field."

Kriner and T-shirt

Kriner, the bald referee, misjudged a penalty to the Netherlands in the 2 European Cup, which caused the Czech team to lose, and Kriner was hated by all Czechs.

But eight weeks later, Kriner still chose to spend his holiday in the Czech Republic. He was afraid that Czech fans would retaliate against him, and he dared not show up in public, so he was cautious everywhere. But to his surprise, he observed that many Czechs were wearing T-shirts with their heads and Czech characters printed on them, and he was secretly happy. He thought that the Czechs had forgiven himself. He didn't know Czech, so he asked what the characters meant, and someone replied, "Down with Kriner!"

Choose honestly

The football coach said: Boys, today you have to play against the world-famous teams. I hope you will behave yourself and play honestly, and strive for victory!

you'd better make it clear that some players have a reaction and either play honestly or try to win!