April Fool’s Day prank text messages

In daily life or work and study, everyone has the experience of writing text messages, so we are very familiar with text messages. Text messages can enhance our communication with others. Have no clue when it comes to editing text messages? Below are the text messages I compiled to tease people on April Fool's Day. I hope it will be helpful to everyone. April Fool's Day prank text messages 1

1. Chasing you, chasing you, I chase you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kissing you, kissing you, I kiss you, just like an old man nibbling corn.

2. Bajie met Yue Lao and asked: Damn! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao Jia Yulan? Yue Lao said: She is a human and you are a monster. I am afraid that your child will be born as a human monster

3. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is my care. A gift from the gods, you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because - you are stupid.

4. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knew you didn’t have a lovely friend, so he created me. However, God also knows that there are no fools in the world. , created you by the way.

5. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this!! I know you!! Such an insult! I am so sorry for the pig!

6. When Tang Seng took his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng came to Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have time to read text messages!"

7. Please leave. Go to the nearest telephone pole and shout loudly to the wild advertisement on it, "My disease can be cured."

8. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you fell into a smelly cesspit and climbed up. Later, you actually said: After all, we have lived in a good era, and even the cesspools are fragrant.

9. The address book is being deleted. All information will be lost. Please wait. . .

10. The protagonist of Father’s Day is father’s love; the protagonist of Mother’s Day is maternal love; the protagonist of Children’s Day is cuteness; but the protagonist of April Fool’s Day is u, and the director is i! Happy April Fool’s Day!

11. Announcement: April Fool's Day is coming. The text messages you received on April 1st are all fake and have exactly the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are the handsome lover of the public, who is handsome and elegant, with a beautiful appearance and a devilish figure!

12. Weather forecast: Your house will send RMB during the day and checks at night. There are gold bars in some places and there will be money in the middle of the night. There is a heavy flow of dollars to euros, please wear a helmet and prepare a sack. You will get rich on April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy "money"!

13. Although you never remember your own holiday, as a friend I have an obligation. I remind you, and I also sincerely give you a message: I hope you can still turn your hands for clouds and cover your hands for "foolishness" in the future, and the road ahead will be unimpeded by "foolishness". When you find that "foolishness" has passed and the weather has cleared, I will Waiting for you, haha, I’m so happy, dear!

14. April Fool’s Day is coming, and your aura will be lifted; playing tricks on others or entertaining yourself is all for fun; see through but don’t expose it, watch the good show leisurely and smile It's a good deal; if we really fall into the trap, we won't be angry, just smile. I still don't understand the mystery: friends gather from all over, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you because I like it, and your foolish heart will be happy.

15. Hush, I have great news for you! I have hired Sun Wukong to be your assistant, White Dragon Horse to be your mount, Monk Sha to be your brother, and Zhu Bajie to be your secretary. Ask Monk Tang to help you take care of your business. Are you satisfied or not? But none of this is true. Let me tell you the really good news: April 1st is the day to fool people. It’s okay for fools to be fooled. Being happy is the prerequisite. !

16. Dear, do you want to be pursued by him? Dear, do you want him to notice you? Dear, do you want him to confess to you? Dear, do you want to hold hands with him? ?Dear, do you want him to send you a text message now? Dear, you are thinking too much - Happy April Fool's Day!

17. April Fool's Day is coming, wish you early, I wish you: be a If you are a fool, you will have less troubles; if you are fooled, smile slightly; don't get angry, you will grow old easily; laugh and be happy. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

18. I once made a wish for you silently in front of the shooting stars; I once quietly asked for your fortune in front of the Bodhisattva; I once made a wish for you in front of God. pray. I didn't expect it to work out today: you are finally stupid! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Hi, buddy, I have a way to make you live in a villa, drive a nice car, and have endless money. , and there is no need to go to work, no investment, and zero risk. Now I will tell you this method. Don’t tell others. The method is: dream! Haha, happy April Fool’s Day!

20. Someone saw you yesterday Now, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, with a detached and comfortable look, you are so cute, I really don’t know how you could beat the rabbit back then.

21. I want to send you a blessing text message, but I don’t have it in my phone. I can only say it to you silently in my dry language. Pay attention to your health and don’t be too tired. Just accept it reluctantly. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. I like your eyes, they are so charming; I like your figure, they are so slim; I like your appearance, they are so beautiful; I like your personality, they are so gentle.

Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Happy April Fools' Day!

23. I always love you because you are always handsome; I sometimes hate you too much because you are sometimes too unreasonable; I bless you today because you are celebrating a solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. I know you care about hygiene. You wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and wash them very carefully. Suddenly you didn't wash your hands. I was very surprised: Why didn't you wash your hands? You replied: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

25. A river of spring water and a river of waves make a mountain higher than a mountain. . Send a message to the idiot, and the idiot must take out his cell phone. He took out his phone and looked down, realizing that he was an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

26. It was late at night, and the little pig was crying sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry. The person reading this text message is stupider than you!

27. It’s late at night. I know you are tired from a long day’s work and may have fallen asleep. I don’t know why you want to Talking to you, I really want to tell you...I really want to tell you...Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Seeing that your holiday is coming, I have nothing to give you. Let me teach you a skill of eating. Originally, this is not passed down to men or women. I only passed it on to you because of the special circumstances. Once you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life. Now that you know how to eat, I don’t need to teach you.

29. I saw a penny on the side of the road. Just as I was about to bend down to pick it up, it turned out to be phlegm. Holy crap, who spits out such round penny?

30. I have I'm asking you, can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I'm Sa Damn! Happy April Fool's Day!

31. You, who have a high Foolishness Quotient, have been successfully selected as special guests of the 4+1 "Foolish" Fun Program. The theme of the program is "Foolishness" and "Enjoy yourself". The whole nation enjoys "foolishness". If "foolishness" is not over yet, it will continue in the next issue. There will be "foolishness" every year!

32. Hey, I have been secretly in love with you for a long time! I can't eat well and sleep well. If you are willing, we can be friends! Ask me who I am? I am the one who cooks the stir-fry stall next door! Remember to come to me!

33. Nothing makes me sadder than this. My heart is filled with infinite melancholy, thinking alone and feeling sad. How could you do this? You actually learned to follow the trend casually, and eventually became romantic. Where did you go when you were originally fair and steady? Baiyun.

34. The Buddha said, you are destined to me. I said, I am not destined to you. The Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, how can you understand? I said, things are interdependent and destined to be together. You have no chance! Second brother, just give up on this, Amitabha, I will not take you to eat KFC!

35. What can I say about you? You are indeed different! Give me some sunshine , you will be brilliant; give you some happiness, and you will be romantic; give you some praise, and you will be pissed off; give you some praise, and you will be stinky; give you some praise, and you will be crazy; I am afraid of being fooled on April Fool's Day, but I still hope to receive text messages. . Is there any? Happy April Fool's Day! 8347

36. One day, the little turtle said to the mother turtle: "Pig said that there is a new software to clean up the memory of mobile phones. Just Shake it hard and you can lose weight easily on your phone!" Mother Turtle said: "Good boy, don't listen to their nonsense. It's the donkeys on the street who shake their heads hard. We won't be fooled by them!" April Fool's Day prank text messages 2

1. According to surveys in 178 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide due to humiliation reached 3,791 last year. The United Nations Security Council announced that April Fools’ Day will be canceled from this year.

2. Dear user, according to reliable information from the weather station, tonight, if you shake a big tree hard, a lot of US dollars and hundred-dollar bills will hit you. If you want to make a fortune, New and old customers, hurry up.

3. There is a kind of person who can be with me forever, called a lover; there is a kind of person with whom my blood is thicker than water, called a relative; there is also a kind of person who is still there after being sold by me. For example, you who read the text message are called a fool!

4. I don’t know whether to say something because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don’t know what to say about something! I shouldn’t have contacted you, but it’s so important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got the courage to say: Happy April Fool’s Day to you!

5. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you will... live a worry-free life. A carefree and happy life, because - I am stupid.

6. They say that meteors respond to requests! I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is moved by me and cuts through the silence of the night sky for me, and then lets it carry my blessings and fall on your sleeping pillow... smash you to death! Happy April Fools' Day!

7. I want to go to the sea with you, but I can’t grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountain climbing with you, but I am full of confusion about ideals; I want to wander with you, but I can’t reach the happy paradise; The police refused to go shopping with you. He said: No walking of dogs! Happy April Fools' Day!

8. This text message is very good. Those who receive it will have good luck, those who forward it will never grow old, and the money sent in bulk will follow. The content is: Be civilized on April Fool’s Day, just have fun with good-natured jokes! Mass mail!

19. Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world despises you, at least there is still us, the National Pig Farm - your warm home. Happy April Fools' Day!

10. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both. I really want to say...what evil did I do in my previous life!

11. The north wind started to blow again. You are always so careless. Every time you ask me to remind you to wear more clothes, but you always answer me with disdain: I What's the use of such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?

12. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed; you It was Chang'e from heaven who came to earth, but unfortunately she hit the ground face first.

13. Today is April Fool’s Day. I have issued a special Fool’s Order. I’m going to bark like a puppy, and I’m in a wonderful mood. Smile three times to the sky, and my good luck will never stop. I advise you to implement it quickly and come and travel quickly. Ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

14. I once had a true love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. If I could come back again, I would say: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fool’s Day!

15. A drop of water is small in the ocean, but great in the desert; a red-crowned crane is small among the cranes, but great among the chickens; you are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty! 3 prank text messages for April Fools' Day

Arriving late for work, jokes are not funny, love is tasteless, and promises are unreliable. Dear friends, April Fool's Day is here, everything is a joke, it's good to have fun and run for happiness!

Seal the innocence, bundle the liveliness, let freedom fly, package the intelligence, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little bit of stupidity and ignorance and walk around the world. Happy April Fool's Day, dear friends!

April Fool’s Day is not only about fooling, but also blessing; April Fool’s Day is not only about deception, but also greetings; April Fool’s Day is not only about ridicule, but also sincerity; April Fool’s Day, I sincerely wish you to keep up with the times in your “foolishness”. Shen "foolishly" falls into the wild goose.

You have been named as a suspect in five murder cases, and the police have asked you to assist in the investigation. The five murder cases are: your appearance is hilarious, your demeanor is cheerful, your aura is overwhelming, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fools' Day!

The one who collects water is called a bucket; the one who pours and drinks water is called a cup; the one who eats and drinks soup is called a spoon; the one who cuts meat and vegetables is called a knife; and the one who giggles while reading text messages is called a fool . Preliminary wish: Happy April Fool’s Day!

The work is easy and not tiring, the income is soaring, the lovers are waiting in line for appointments, the energy is a hundred times higher every day, happiness follows you like a shadow, and all worries are cancelled. Why is life so beautiful? Don’t waste your daydreaming! Happy April Fools' Day!

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Walking through the rivers and lakes with a sword, what more can you ask for from a confidant? Hero posts are posted instantly, and fox friends meet dog friends. The Wu Li Tou Alliance officially recommends you as the leader of the Fulin Alliance, and invites you to fight again on April 1st. The secret code for the meeting is: Paste

I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are overage on June 1st, March 8th has passed, now it’s better, your holiday finally arrives tomorrow, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

May the fragrance of spring drive away all worries, the bright light bloom the buds of the future, the cordial greetings make you feel comfortable, and the long-lost blessings make you smile.

The subtle fragrance lingers, making you wiser and wiser. Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to tell you that you are very "foolish". You are persistent in love and have great kindness to your friends. You rush ahead when encountering difficulties. You always give up benefits to others when you encounter them. You contribute silently and work hard on yourself. It turns out that you He is as wise as he is foolish! Happy April Fools' Day!