How to send a circle of friends in traffic jams? Humor of traffic jam

With the increasing number of cars in China, the traffic pressure in major cities is also increasing. Traffic jams during Chinese New Year holidays are a common thing, but many car owners are bored in traffic jams and want to record their feelings. So let's see how traffic jams make friends funny.

Humorous copy of traffic jam in friends circle:

1, there was a traffic jam on the highway last night, so I ran down to shoot stars.

I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. At present, what I fear most is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

There are always some naive human beings who think that the car will move when you press the horn a few times in traffic jam!

I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

5, Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the follow-up cars missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

6. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life.

7. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked!

8. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

9. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. The viaduct was blocked and the overpass stopped below.

10, some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, traffic jams, and falling in love with someone.

1 1, still hiding half a face behind the guitar in front of us, forgetting to bring instant noodles on the bus.

12, a line of egrets goes to heaven, and Lao Tzu is in the middle.

13, a girl met a traffic jam on the highway, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on anyway. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

14, traffic jams make you upset, and when you are bored, you want to eat.

15. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.

16, the egret is in the sky, and Laozi is in the middle.

17, traffic jam, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

18, an hour's journey, abruptly left 12 hours.

19, traffic jam, rain, and so cold, bloody defeat!

20, the house leaks and it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

2 1, we can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

22, I can't keep up with the times, others say the next stop is happy, I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

23. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together.

24. The road to success is always under construction!

25. Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! Don't move for an hour.

There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked.

27. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.

28. Is it deep? Is the newly built road full of potholes?

29, it is difficult to get on the bridge, it is difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

30. The Japanese are already upset and stuck in traffic jams.

3 1, people are on the road _, you block, you block, you block, it's too difficult for me.

Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

33. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step.

34. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

35. Get up early, drive out, and still don't leave your favorite city after a few hours.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

37. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as I go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

38. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift. If you want to take a taxi, when you can't, ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

39. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk.

40. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

4 1, is it difficult? Walk for half a day on the 100-meter road!

42. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and unwilling to leave for a long time.

43. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to gather together and refuse to leave for a long time.

44. On the way to work, the traffic jam was a mess, and the red light and the green light stopped for a long time.

45. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I get worried. When you are in a hurry, pump oil and play one song after another. The road ahead is not over yet.

46. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

47. Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.

48. I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

49, taillights are red everywhere, and ears are full of thorns. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

50. When the road is rough, I will walk my dog on the highway.

5 1, the apes on both sides of the strait kept crying and didn't live in the car at home.

52. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

53, come on, good luck hurts people, traffic jam at full speed.

54. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

55. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.

56. There will be a sea of people at the station this year, and there will be traffic jams on the expressway, and there will be an accident. It's like this every year. It's really hard.

57. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.

58. Being blocked is really annoying. This road is really blocked by the traffic police!

59. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.

60. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

6 1, on the way home, the car was blocked, but my heart was not blocked.

62. Going home for the New Year is a happy journey. There are often traffic jams on Happiness Avenue because there are too many people on the road.

63. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way to go home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

64. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

65. I finally got on the bus in line. There is also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home?

66. It's a life disaster to get stuck in a traffic jam when I go home for the New Year. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing.

67. The traffic jam at home during the New Year will make people feel more anxious and highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in the face of traffic jams.

68. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

69. I am happy to go home for the New Year and get stuck in traffic jams. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

70. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!

7 1, my daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely, let's take sleeping bags and snacks, fill them with gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

It's been 72 hours, and I haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

73. Expressway, please charge!

74. There is a high-speed traffic jam. There are four people in one car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones. I will not highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in the face of traffic jams.

75. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? And my wife is waiting. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.

76. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

77. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

78. Are you bored? I haven't finished digging!

79. Don't worry about traffic jams on the Second Ring Road in the future.

80. Get used to the traffic jam, don't worry. Hum a tune slowly.

8 1, the traffic jam lasted for more than an hour, which was amazing. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing, and you still give me a traffic jam.

82. Traffic jams are annoying ... Traffic jams are much more serious than Nanjing |

83. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel.

84. Traffic jams have many inconveniences and annoyances, but in any case, don't treat expressways as garbage dumps.

85, traffic jam upset, in fact, calm down and look around the mood will still get better. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

86. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

87. Traffic jams are so fucking annoying. When employers and employees become nouveau riche, they buy planes. Fuck it.

88. The traffic jam is so annoying that it may take three hours to get to Guiyang by visual inspection from the school.

89. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after the New Year. .

90, traffic jam, traffic jam, always traffic jam, you jam me so upset that you can block me for life.

9 1, don't panic in traffic jams, send a circle of friends first.

92. Traffic jams are not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is uncomfortable to hold your urine.

93, traffic jams do not block the heart, rest and raise the spirit; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.

94. Don't block your heart in the traffic jam, smile and look at the scenery with a different mood.

95, traffic jam, also known as calories.

96, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: take a sip of water, don't drink too much at a time ~

97. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There is never a traffic jam on the expressway. From last night's concert to the delay of the high-speed train at the moment, I feel that there is no time when I haven't found anything.

98. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get upset, I want to eat.

99. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

100, never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness, dizziness. I still like to run alone.

10 1, Spring Festival travel rush craze, although you go, if you don't stop me, I will lose!

102, don't worry? When will the digging stop?

103, the car was crowded into a knot in one's heart, the drivers were fidgety and the horn rang.

104, is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

105, less than two and a half hours away, not yet ... this is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams. ...

106, the ice crystal gate is jammed every morning. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It is annoying to go out every morning. ......

107, alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

108, "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

The above is the humor of traffic jam. You can save a copy when you are free, and you can copy it directly when you are in traffic jam. It should be noted that you should pay attention to driving in traffic jams, and don't be distracted by playing mobile phones, causing accidents.