Funny story about God’s turning point

1. The biggest shortcoming in life is not being able to kiss your own face

2. What animal in the world can’t swim? Wife and mother

3. As long as there is one I can't get up even if I want to stay in bed even with my toes.

4. The three sentences I like to hear the most are: I will bring you something delicious, I will take you there, something delicious is delicious, and I will treat you to something delicious.

5. I lose my temper. When it’s over, just listen to it honestly and I’ll give it to you when it’s over.

6. Many people ask me how I feel after finishing the high school entrance examination. I just want to say: The answer sheet is of good quality! < /p>

7. Learn to be a strong girl, not coquettish, not pretentious, not cowardly, not cowardly, and live as proudly as you want

8. I really envy the atmosphere in your home. What is there to envy? You will be one of them in the future

9. To put it bluntly: Oh, I really want to do my summer homework, but I don’t have it.

10. I don’t know what happened in the class, so let’s make fun first.

11. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, writing hard just to help the top students get the best grades

12. Oaths are just carbon dioxide spit out from the mouth, nothing like farting. Difference.

13. I wish those who don’t love me that there will be no watermelon, no mango, and no ice cream this summer.

14. I just want to press you against the wall and force you hard. Who would have known that kissing you would give you a concussion

15. The thing I hate the most is the rubber band that ties my hair with two circles that are too loose and three circles that are too tight.

16. Treat me as strong At that time, all the snacks in the supermarket will be swept away

17. Don’t give up chasing your dreams. Don't worry, as long as I can continue to sleep, I won't get up easily.

18. When I think of you kissing, hugging, and having sex with others in the future, I wish you would die

19. I can obviously rely on my face to make a living, but I rely on my strength to prove that I am Better than Mingming.

20. When I walk on the street, people always tell me that I am beautiful, which is really embarrassing.

21. Every time after an argument with others, I always feel that I have not performed well. , I want to argue again.

22. If I had known that being a human being would be so tiring, I would have been a different person.

23. I know that strong-willed melons are not sweet, but I just don’t like eating them. melon.

24. When we were doing chemistry experiments in class, our teacher said: "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"

25. I want to be strong, God will I was released into the human world just to be the boss.

26. When I see an injustice on the road, I roar and turn around and leave! !

27. If you come too early, I'm afraid you won't be able to do well in the exam - To the students who are about to come to the end of the semester

28. I accidentally ate a pencil and had to swallow it again An eraser.

29. What makes us unhappy are all trivial things. We can dodge an elephant, but we cannot dodge a fly

30. Am I so radiant? Shoot, it makes you talk nonsense

31. Our class teacher looks like Aotuman

32. When I was a child, I was dishonest in eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: Sixty years of hard work, no food to eat, and I never throw away the boogers I picked out

33. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: "If you eat too much, you will die." But it turns out that, I'm really not afraid of death!

34. In such a cold day, a single dog may become a barking dog.

35. My mother praises me for being virtuous and leisurely because I don’t know anything. < /p>

38. I want to have a good time, eat well, and play games until I forget you.

39. I don’t know who my future husband is dating now

40. Be an artistic and refined young man, chop people and write poems every day.

41. If you have a shoe-stud face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

42. If you love someone, you should always be prepared to elope with him

43. Eating at home is called eating, eating outside the school unit is purely for survival

44. Remember to put the piranha so cute when your love rival falls into the water

45. Self-hypnosis is actually very good. If you don’t believe me, try it: I am a handsome guy, I am a handsome guy

46. Temper It's getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.

47. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

48. Who doesn’t write homework while scolding the teacher for giving too many homework

49. Only by living like a queen can you attract a king

50. Since there are so many beauties, there are obviously not enough ugly ones.

51. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

52. If you don’t eat, you won’t eat. If you eat, you will become an idiot. Idiots don’t eat for free, and idiots don’t eat for free. If you are not crazy, you will be an idiot if you look at it again!

53. I found that today’s children wash their hair not for cleanliness but for hairstyle!

54. At a class reunion, one brother got drunk. At this time, the classmate asked: What time is it? The drunk brother took out the key from his pocket, took a look at it, and then said calmly: Click.

55. When I go to school, I just want to go home. After I go home, I think about school again.

56. If a woman is complaining about something that has nothing to do with you, treat her as your ears

57. How to fall asleep quickly and turn your home into a classroom

< p> 58. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside. *

59. Why do parents only look at the scores after the exam because they can’t understand the questions?

60. After passing by so many people, my clothes were scratched and there were no sparks.

61. Mathematics has tortured me thousands of times, but I treat mathematics like my first love.

62. You should understand that as quickly as a boy falls in love with you, he will fall in love with someone else.

63. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly and it shook its head. One noon.

64. I am not very good at talking. If my words offend you, I have medical insurance and you come and hit me.

65. Don’t climb, don’t compare, don’t make yourself angry with animals

66. Just like a fly that flies into your mouth, spit it out to disgust others, swallow it and wrong yourself

67. Don’t come back after you leave. I don’t need to be rubbish. It’s easy to get together and say goodbye. Goodbye.

68. Didn’t the teacher teach you? If you don’t know how to solve the problem, just skip it and do the next one. If you can’t catch the person, just change and chase him.

69. All options are long. The meat on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

70. The happiest thing is that a bad-tempered girl has a good-tempered boy who always spoils her.

71. I have always believed my own eyes more than rumors, but I suddenly realized that any statement was not groundless.

72. I have a wish not to tan. But I just want to go out all day long

73. Just passing by a certain intersection, I heard a traffic policeman say to the city management officer, are you going to starve me to death by driving away everyone who buys breakfast?

74. When I am good enough, I will chase you. Even if it is not suitable, I will try.

75. Please smile more gracefully, and your mouth will be turned to the back of your head.

76. It is said that people who love to laugh have higher IQs

77. I am willing to exchange the IQ of my deskmate Sansheng for my high final score

78. Long-term Only those who look good can have youth, and those who look ugly only have acne...

79. When you have a fever at home, you will continue to surf the Internet. When you sneeze at school, you will think it is late-stage cancer

< p> 80. The way I express my love is always simple and rude, and we sleep together when we have time.

81. Gu Lala, the god of darkness, trembles, flames, and the homework disappears!

82. He said he loved you, but he didn’t say he only loved you. He said he loved you, but he didn’t say he would always love you.

83. Sooner or later, there will be a blind person who sees Fall in love with you and then be so nice to you that nothing can be said

84. During this period, everyone is talking about killing Qianmo. I have lived for more than ten years and killed Qianmo. I have never met anyone who can kill Qianmo. Quite a few

85. One shot will shoot you into the sky and you will be shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

86. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox

87. What is the largest island in Thailand? Phuket Island. If you don’t know it, you don’t know what it is so cute about.

88. There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, so it is understandable that there are no breasts in the bra.

89. I really don’t understand how there is such a thing in the world. Even if the homework is not lovable, forget about it and still cling to the students shamelessly

90. Why is Friday so close to Monday, but Monday so far away from Friday! This is unscientific! God has changed his funny personality Talk about it

1. What the Buddha said is empty, so pull it down. Can money be empty? Who doesn’t want it?

2. Do you know how much I have changed for you? Love

3. "Give it to you" is better than "I'll give it to you later"

4. How many silly children in the world have lost their own love

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5. Songs can arouse other people's emotions when they are sad

6. We promised to be happy, but if you are not happy, how can I be happy

7. Love in pieces, happiness that cannot be put together, are there missing parts

8. Looking at your face, the broken memories are put back together again

9. If I could add one more day to the week, I would confess to you on Saturday

10. Everyone who says he doesn’t love actually has an impossible person in his heart

11. As long as there is one person you care about, it doesn’t matter if you are ignored by the whole world

12. A man like Brother Sharp is a man, or else someone can give me all Sharp

< p> 13. I never thought that water would fall from the sky, otherwise there would be an ocean

14. When others pretend to be innocent, I have to pretend to be cool, otherwise I won’t steal other people’s jobs

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15. My pet is hungry, why don’t you go and feed my poor mosquitoes

16. Don’t tell me, don’t tell me if you don’t tell me, I will return the whole Momo

17. I don’t love you much, I only love you twenty-four hours a day

18. The world is so big, it’s not bad without you, you might as well go to the moon

19. There is no one who is loved by everyone, only Grandpa Mao who is loved by everyone

20. The world is so big and there are so many grasses, why didn’t my sister pick one?

21. Happiness is so short and longing is so long, how can I forget

22. The swirling love slowly falls in front of my window, happiness is about to come

< p> 23. You know I love you, but your care for her makes me blind.

24. Everyone has a temper, but it’s not worth getting angry over trivial things.

25. The environment is very important. Even if there is no environment, you must create an environment for yourself

26. Examinations teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes

27 , I am not white, beautiful or rich, I have no money, no power and no status

28. If you pretend to be a bitch, others will not see your true colors

29. When I look at you, you are a human, but when I don’t look at you, you become a dog

30. Don’t use pretense as an excuse, you can see through it at a glance like you are so wretched

31. Mosquito, When did you evolve to stop sucking blood, only fat?

32. You can’t influence others, so what’s the point of bullying Xiaoqiang?

33. Xiong Da often says to Xiong Er: “You must have a bear-like chest.