Silly Uncle Prose

There is not one stupid uncle, but two, and they are two brothers. As for why I call them this, I have asked my mother several times. Because the relationship is indirect, I always hear it and cannot remember it. I have been shouting like this for decades. After shouting for a long time, I gradually feel more friendly in my heart. But most people in the village are dismissive of them, and almost always laugh at them.

Uncle Sha’s family lives in the east end of the village. It doesn’t even have a yard, and it still doesn’t have a yard. It is also separated from all the residents in the village by a road, which makes it particularly lonely. The silly uncle had no sisters, and his parents died early, so the two brothers had to depend on each other, inseparable in front of the stove and behind the stove, in the fields.

If a family has too much farm work, they will ask the stupid uncle for help. As long as there is wine and meat on the table, the stupid uncle will not hesitate to fight for it, even if his crops are rotten in the ground. No matter what. One year during the noon harvest period, the weather was cloudy and rainy at times, so the stupid uncles only worked hard in other people's fields. However, other people's bean sprouts were all green in one go, and the stupid uncles were still working in the field one by one. Cut the wheat. The old people shook their heads helplessly and sighed: "These two silly boys are lazy at home and hardworking outside!"

In my impression, the silly brothers were often bullied, even as underage children. Don't even take them seriously. Hit me if you want to, and scold me if you want to. When I was a child, I saw with my own eyes someone threw the second stupid uncle into a mud puddle, rode on him and beat him, and then tore his pants from the leg to the crotch. The second stupid uncle seemed to realize that he was humiliated, and he bowed his waist. , holding up his pants, ran away in panic.

No one can mend the trousers when they are torn. There is no sense of femininity in the stupid uncle’s house. Seeing that they are almost over 50 years old and still have not been able to start a family, the villagers are worried about them, and they themselves are also worried. At this time, someone took the opportunity to trick someone into eating and drinking, "Let's treat you first, I will give you two a wife, and I will marry whoever you like." The two brothers took it seriously, and trotted to the market, carrying half of their backs. With wine and meat in his pocket, he would say to everyone he met: "Hey, hey, we are going to meet today." After having delicious food and drinks, the "matchmaker" said a few days later: "This girl doesn't agree, she thinks you are too bad." The family is too poor. "

But last year, someone actually introduced a woman to Uncle Sha. The woman was from out of town. After seeing the family, she was unwilling to leave. She was willing to marry Uncle Sha as his wife. This is really the sky with eyes, and the silly uncles are as happy as in a dream. Even the villagers became excited, and kind-hearted people took the initiative to arrange the wedding. If he had no money, Uncle Sha would go borrow it. If he couldn't borrow enough, everyone would join in. Amidst all the blowing and playing, Uncle Sha, who had been waiting for a long time, finally entered the bridal chamber.

Since then, there was a woman in the family, and Uncle Dasha was extremely happy. Uncle Er Sha was so happy that he couldn't help but smile. In his opinion, his brother had found a wife, but he felt like he had found his mother, dependence and warmth. So my sister-in-law kept shouting. I heard that on the day of the wedding, some people went too far, and the second stupid uncle almost started fighting with them.

Unexpectedly, less than a month after the marriage, Uncle Dasha opened his eyes in the morning and found that his wife was missing on the bed. He asked Uncle Ersha if he had seen her, and Uncle Ersha said no, so he panicked. I searched everywhere, including the whole village, but in the end I couldn't find it. It turned out that the woman quietly evaporated and took away thousands of dollars before leaving. The stupid uncles collapsed on the ground, howling and crying...

This year, just after spring, the stupid uncle went out to work because he borrowed a lot of money when he got married. The second stupid uncle didn't want to go anywhere. If nothing happened, he would sit on the side of the road more than ten miles away from home, staring at the passing cars in a daze. Passers-by asked him curiously: "Who are you waiting for?" The second stupid uncle replied: "Waiting for my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law went back to her parents' house and will be back soon.

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